Current Events > I told your lady "I'm coming", she replied "come inside".

(+) Yeah! (+)

So I did.

Now what

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you're IN *audience cheers*
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Don't always assume the fact you have been invited in assures you that you've won the lady's heart.

Just look at what happened between Dean Melanko and WWE Hall of Famer Lita.



At the time Dean Melanko was the WWE Light Heavyweight Champion and Lita was teaming with the legendary WWE Tag Team The Hardy Boyz as Team Xtreme. Matt and Jeff Hardy were on absolutely fire, winning matches as well as hearts and minds of the WWE Universe left right and center.

Every member of the WWE Universe was asking one thing. "Which brother is going to challenge Dean for the Light Heavyweight Title? Matt or Jeff?" Well that question never got answered as Dean Melanko shocked the world when he ignored both brothers and challenged Lita instead.

Dean claimed that he would put the title up against Lita if she agreed that she would go on a date with him if she lost. This was the biggest oppotunity of Lita's life so she accepted with gusto and fought valiantly, but her rebel heart was not enough to overcome the Man of 1000 holds who put her away.




Despite the beating he gave her and the fact that Dean The Sleezeball was married, the date went well. Incredibly well, Dean couldn't believe it as he accepted Lita's invitation to return to her hotel room and she stripped for him.



You gotta believe Dean thought all his Christmases had come at once as he turned the lights off.

When suddenly the lights came back on and revealed that Matt and Jeff were in the room as well. Dean was now locked in a small room with all three of them.



Matt smashed Dean over the head with his own Champagne bottle, Jeff crushed him with a lamp and then the three of them threw the entie bed on the "champion's" broken body before laughing.



Team Xtreme got the last laugh and left the wheezing pig with the garbage where he belonged.



So you have to wonder TC if you're really in position to brag because "Now What?" could mean two men are going to smash bottles and lamps over your head then leave you for dead while they leave with the girl you thought you had.
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WWEPropaganda posted...

Don't always assume the fact you have been invited in assures you that you've won the lady's heart.
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So you have to wonder TC if you're really in position to brag because "Now What?" could mean two men are going to smash bottles and lamps over your head then leave you for dead while they leave with the girl you thought you had.

Thats a big y i k e s from me, dawg.
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WWEPropaganda posted...

Don't always assume the fact you have been invited in assures you that you've won the lady's heart.

Just look at what happened between Dean Melanko and WWE Hall of Famer Lita.



At the time Dean Melanko was the WWE Light Heavyweight Champion and Lita was teaming with the legendary WWE Tag Team The Hardy Boyz as Team Xtreme. Matt and Jeff Hardy were on absolutely fire, winning matches as well as hearts and minds of the WWE Universe left right and center.

Every member of the WWE Universe was asking one thing. "Which brother is going to challenge Dean for the Light Heavyweight Title? Matt or Jeff?" Well that question never got answered as Dean Melanko shocked the world when he ignored both brothers and challenged Lita instead.

Dean claimed that he would put the title up against Lita if she agreed that she would go on a date with him if she lost. This was the biggest oppotunity of Lita's life so she accepted with gusto and fought valiantly, but her rebel heart was not enough to overcome the Man of 1000 holds who put her away.




Despite the beating he gave her and the fact that Dean The Sleezeball was married, the date went well. Incredibly well, Dean couldn't believe it as he accepted Lita's invitation to return to her hotel room and she stripped for him.



You gotta believe Dean thought all his Christmases had come at once as he turned the lights off.

When suddenly the lights came back on and revealed that Matt and Jeff were in the room as well. Dean was now locked in a small room with all three of them.



Matt smashed Dean over the head with his own Champagne bottle, Jeff crushed him with a lamp and then the three of them threw the entie bed on the "champion's" broken body before laughing.



Team Xtreme got the last laugh and left the wheezing pig with the garbage where he belonged.



So you have to wonder TC if you're really in position to brag because "Now What?" could mean two men are going to smash bottles and lamps over your head then leave you for dead while they leave with the girl you thought you had.

I love you so much.
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WWEPropaganda posted...

So you have to wonder TC if you're really in position to brag because "Now What?" could mean two men are going to smash bottles and lamps over your head then leave you for dead while they leave with the girl you thought you had.

A lesson well worth remembering! Thanks for the warning.
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