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UltraDeku
10/09/18 12:53:56 PM
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Until I got stung half an hour ago. Fuck those little shits. There was one inside my house and I tried to grab it with a paper towel so I could toss it outside. Little fucker stung me through the paper and I dropped it somewhere. I don't know where it is now, but fucking damn does it hurt. This is the first time I've ever gotten stung. I don't think it's stinger went inside me which means that little son of a bitch is still alive somewhere. It was my middle finger too. I show it mercy and THIS is how it repays me!? I'm treating these fucks like I treat spiders if I see them in my house, Kill On Sight. Lady bugs and stink bugs are still cool though.
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FF_Redux
10/09/18 12:54:32 PM
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brotrrwinner
10/09/18 12:54:37 PM
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Beads??
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Tyranthraxus
10/09/18 12:54:41 PM
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Raid.

Keep a can in every room in your house.
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PhazonReborn
10/09/18 12:54:59 PM
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Bees are fine

Wasps are Satan spawn
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DrizztLink
10/09/18 12:55:18 PM
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SaithSayer
10/09/18 12:56:53 PM
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I avoid bees and wasps...UNTIL I get stung. Then it's on. This is me after being stung by a wasp.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2xbLV_NSbk" data-time="&start=4
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UltraDeku
10/09/18 12:57:24 PM
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PhazonReborn posted...
Bees are fine

Wasps are Satan spawn

DrizztLink posted...
Bees are cool, man.

Wasps are nightmares.

Are all bees hairy in some way? If so, then it might have been a wasp.
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PhazonReborn
10/09/18 12:58:27 PM
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UltraDeku posted...
PhazonReborn posted...
Bees are fine

Wasps are Satan spawn

DrizztLink posted...
Bees are cool, man.

Wasps are nightmares.

Are all bees hairy in some way? If so, then it might have been a wasp.

You got stung by a Bumblebee probably. Big, hairy and yellow/black? If its stinger was still in your finger it was a literal Bumblebee
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Kombucha
10/09/18 12:59:32 PM
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Why the hell were you trying to SAVE it

lmfao

Oh well I guess some of us have to learn the hard way.
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SaithSayer
10/09/18 1:02:44 PM
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Don't be nice to pests. I tried to put a mouse outside and it bit me so I flushed it down the toilet.
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DrizztLink
10/09/18 1:02:53 PM
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UltraDeku
10/09/18 1:03:02 PM
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PhazonReborn posted...
UltraDeku posted...
PhazonReborn posted...
Bees are fine

Wasps are Satan spawn

DrizztLink posted...
Bees are cool, man.

Wasps are nightmares.

Are all bees hairy in some way? If so, then it might have been a wasp.

You got stung by a Bumblebee probably. Big, hairy and yellow/black? If its stinger was still in your finger it was a literal Bumblebee

I know what a bumble bee is. They're fluffy balls of cuteness that comes around as often as fairies. The one that stung me (which I've seen most of my life growing up) didn't have any hair (or at least I didn't see any).
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UltraDeku
10/09/18 1:04:04 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
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It didn't have that much black on it.
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UltraDeku
10/10/18 6:37:57 PM
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I did some research. Motherfucker was a yellow jacket. My whole life I thought those things were bees. I used to pity them when I saw them fly into windows trying to go outside. I let them buzz around my face because I thought they were chill. Fuck those asswads!
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NeuralLaxative
10/10/18 6:40:45 PM
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I bought a bug assault gun and rain terror on those fuckers
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Drpooplol
10/10/18 6:42:00 PM
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UltraDeku posted...
Until I got stung half an hour ago. Fuck those little shits. There was one inside my house and I tried to grab it with a paper towel so I could toss it outside. Little fucker stung me through the paper and I dropped it somewhere. I don't know where it is now, but fucking damn does it hurt. This is the first time I've ever gotten stung. I don't think it's stinger went inside me which means that little son of a bitch is still alive somewhere. It was my middle finger too. I show it mercy and THIS is how it repays me!? I'm treating these fucks like I treat spiders if I see them in my house, Kill On Sight. Lady bugs and stink bugs are still cool though.

lmao if this is real, it's so stupid. What the fuck did you think it would do holy shit
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UltraDeku
10/10/18 6:43:14 PM
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Drpooplol posted...
UltraDeku posted...
Until I got stung half an hour ago. Fuck those little shits. There was one inside my house and I tried to grab it with a paper towel so I could toss it outside. Little fucker stung me through the paper and I dropped it somewhere. I don't know where it is now, but fucking damn does it hurt. This is the first time I've ever gotten stung. I don't think it's stinger went inside me which means that little son of a bitch is still alive somewhere. It was my middle finger too. I show it mercy and THIS is how it repays me!? I'm treating these fucks like I treat spiders if I see them in my house, Kill On Sight. Lady bugs and stink bugs are still cool though.

lmao if this is real, it's so stupid. What the fuck did you think it would do holy shit

I had a paper towel. I thought I was immune.
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Ki_cat_
10/10/18 6:47:10 PM
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Use a jar or cup next time. Don't take it on the bug because you lacked foresight.
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Drpooplol
10/10/18 6:47:56 PM
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UltraDeku posted...
Drpooplol posted...
UltraDeku posted...
Until I got stung half an hour ago. Fuck those little shits. There was one inside my house and I tried to grab it with a paper towel so I could toss it outside. Little fucker stung me through the paper and I dropped it somewhere. I don't know where it is now, but fucking damn does it hurt. This is the first time I've ever gotten stung. I don't think it's stinger went inside me which means that little son of a bitch is still alive somewhere. It was my middle finger too. I show it mercy and THIS is how it repays me!? I'm treating these fucks like I treat spiders if I see them in my house, Kill On Sight. Lady bugs and stink bugs are still cool though.

lmao if this is real, it's so stupid. What the fuck did you think it would do holy shit

I had a paper towel. I thought I was immune.

hahahahahahahaha
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Xeon_Is_Back
10/10/18 7:05:09 PM
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c5VfeKI
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WilliamPorygon
10/10/18 7:11:30 PM
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Fun fact: There's a guy in the furry community whose fetish is female characters (especially MLP characters) getting stung in the butt by bees. Even a fair amount of the furry community dislikes him and his art. I think he's okay though.

Wait, where was I going with this? Oh yeah, never handle bees without a lot of protection, they can definitely sting through thicker objects than you would think.
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koalabear9301
10/10/18 7:43:31 PM
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Bees are cool but wasps can fuck off. Like, what the fuck is the point of living life if you're a wasp? Fuck you.
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SaithSayer
10/11/18 5:37:52 AM
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Imagine something picking you up and being bigger than you to the extent that you're bigger than a bee.
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