Current Events > My mom just called me screaming that someone is banging on her back door
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TheKentster 10/05/18 10:14:36 PM #1: |
I answer the phone and just hear the dogs barking like wild. She's not saying anything. I start thinking the worst.
Finally she speaks up and is screaming Kent someone is banging on the back door!!!! Why would someone be banging on the back door?!?! I'm just like well where is dad?? She says I don't know!! I say well it's probably him then! What the fuck! But how do I know if it's him?!? Open the blinds and look outside! And then I hear the door finally open and my dad come in screaming why the fuck won't you let me in! He went outside to turn off the pond pump because of the rain and got locked out. Apparently my mom is watching some fucking horror movie and has herself all scared of what could be outside and locked him out. It's amazing the things they do to me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ConfessPlease 10/05/18 10:17:48 PM #2: |
Lmao thanks for the funny story
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KingCrabCake 10/05/18 10:18:35 PM #3: |
Yup they're definitely a married couple
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UsernamesRlame 10/05/18 10:19:25 PM #4: |
Sorry for the stress you experienced, but that's pretty fuckin awesome lol
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Raikuro 10/05/18 10:20:07 PM #5: |
good to know your dad is pounding your mom's back door
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matteus70 10/05/18 10:21:27 PM #6: |
She just wanted to talk to you at his expense.
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CommonStar 10/05/18 10:22:10 PM #7: |
Why didn't your dad yell to let her know it was him?
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Killmonger 10/05/18 10:23:41 PM #8: |
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TheKentster 10/05/18 10:24:15 PM #9: |
CommonStar posted...
Why didn't your dad yell to let her know it was him? He claims he yelled "It's me god damn it" but she couldn't hear him over the dogs howling ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vicious_Dios 10/05/18 10:26:22 PM #10: |
LMAO!
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CommonStar 10/05/18 10:26:58 PM #11: |
TheKentster posted...
CommonStar posted...Why didn't your dad yell to let her know it was him? Lol. Well, I'm glad everything is okay. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Esrac 10/05/18 10:31:11 PM #12: |
I guess be glad she was too dumb and panicked to call the cops.
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Questionmarktarius 10/05/18 10:33:13 PM #13: |
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GiftedACIII 10/05/18 10:45:44 PM #14: |
lmao. Your dad didn't bring his cell phone with him though?
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TheKentster 10/05/18 10:54:32 PM #15: |
GiftedACIII posted...
lmao. Your dad didn't bring his cell phone with him though? Nah he never takes it out when he's doing something in the yard, always has it plugged in because he drains the battery doing pointless slot machine games all day. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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