Current Events > Ya ever get right out of the shower and suddenly have to shit?

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/05/18 7:06:19 AM
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Really fucks things up.
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BlockAddition
10/05/18 7:06:55 AM
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No

But saying that, I don't shower, lol
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/05/18 7:07:59 AM
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BlockAddition posted...
No

But saying that, I don't shower, lol


Ahhhh yeah this is CE no one showers here.
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pres_madagascar
10/05/18 7:10:51 AM
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Yes, throws my whole vibe off for the day. Like something is wrong in the universe.
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/05/18 7:14:02 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Yes, throws my whole vibe off for the day. Like something is wrong in the universe.


YEAH MAN! It's a terrible feeling. You can't put it off because your ass is telling you "Sorry i'm late but this is gonna be something we need to deal with before you go do stuff. That's your only warning".
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CrimsonWaffle
10/05/18 7:14:49 AM
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Nope, I s*** before I shower
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/05/18 7:16:23 AM
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CrimsonWaffle posted...
Nope, I s*** before I shower


I hope we all do. But SOMETIMES.... it comes back and says "Whoaaaaa slow down there fella, we're not done here yet". Then you have to sigh and sit back down and accept it is for what it is.
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pres_madagascar
10/05/18 7:16:31 AM
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CrimsonWaffle posted...
Nope, I s*** before I shower

So do I, but sometimes it comes back for aftershits
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pres_madagascar
10/05/18 7:17:27 AM
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What's worse is when it's still humid in there from your shower, and you're still kinda warm too, so you sit there all uncomfortable.
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/05/18 7:18:36 AM
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Or your fresh outta the shower and your ass is still wet from the water so you sit down and it feels like you shit yourself. It's just all around bad.
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pres_madagascar
10/05/18 7:21:21 AM
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Sometimes I get back in the shower after to reset the balance of the force.
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unpleasant_milk
10/05/18 7:29:38 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Or your fresh outta the shower and your ass is still wet from the water so you sit down and it feels like you shit yourself. It's just all around bad.

Haha so true
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ne14a6t9r
10/05/18 7:36:29 AM
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Yep. Just recently as well, like a week or two back. Tried to go before the shower, nothing happen, then towards the end of the shower it hit me like a freight train. I was just like "oh fuck off, you had your chance".

It won in the end :(
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EpicMickeyDrew
10/05/18 7:44:31 AM
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Well yeah, that's because the warm water relaxes your bowels.
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/05/18 7:45:44 AM
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...
Well yeah, that's because the warm water relaxes your bowels.


Or you have a massive case of the shits and and thought you got it all. Then you find out real fucking fast that you were horribly mistaken.
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