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Ranmaru-2
10/04/18 10:43:12 AM
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This is her okcupid profile:
https://imgur.com/JStJ8jw
https://imgur.com/piRmMCX
https://imgur.com/AiQjRh0

This is what she looks like:
https://imgur.com/arK8p03

Keep in mind that she's 20. But she sounds nothing like any 20 year old I've ever met. I question why she sent me a message. We have nothing in common. I love video games, anime, movies, and watching tv. Which she hates. I know nothing about literature, poems, philosophy, mythology, or whatever else she said. I agree with her on a few points like morality and being pro-life. But everything else is just ugh. Would you guys give her a chance?
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Garioshi
10/04/18 10:44:39 AM
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No
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Tandy
10/04/18 10:45:51 AM
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God, no.
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TomNook20
10/04/18 10:46:03 AM
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ProfessorKukui
10/04/18 10:46:39 AM
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Fuck no.
Crazy ass hoarder.
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DarkChozoGhost
10/04/18 10:50:58 AM
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There are four or five things that would each be a dealbreaker on their own, and quite a few other terrible attributes. She sounds awful.
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Space_Man
10/04/18 10:52:43 AM
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Yeah I'd stick around long enough to bang her
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vocedelmorte
10/04/18 10:53:49 AM
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No
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Twin3Turbo
10/04/18 10:54:11 AM
#9:


Very first thing in her bio

"I am very conservative"

No thanks.
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Hairy-man
10/04/18 10:55:39 AM
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No. Shes from Canada
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Mr_Biscuit
10/04/18 10:55:43 AM
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I didnt even make it through the first image

What a horribly boring sounding person
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joestarrr
10/04/18 10:55:59 AM
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Twin3Turbo posted...
Very first thing in her bio

"I am very conservative"

No thanks.


Yeah and she seems crazy. Not the fun kind, either.
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thelovefist
10/04/18 10:56:01 AM
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Fuck no
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C_Pain
10/04/18 10:56:25 AM
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I mean, almost every girl on dating sites is the other direction. "I'm interested in transectional feminism! NO TRUMP FANS!!!" like it's so annoying how overly leftist they are.

But her conservatism is annoying. No porn or nudity. She's a cuck.
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DarkChozoGhost
10/04/18 10:58:21 AM
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Space_Man posted...
Yeah I'd stick around long enough to bang her

That would take a very long time.
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Ranmaru-2
10/04/18 10:59:36 AM
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Space_Man posted...
Yeah I'd stick around long enough to bang her

She'd probably make you wait a year. Remember she's against casual sex.
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Xenozoa425
10/04/18 11:02:01 AM
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Welcome back Tadamoto
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joestarrr
10/04/18 11:02:44 AM
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Ranmaru-2 posted...
Space_Man posted...
Yeah I'd stick around long enough to bang her

She'd probably make you wait a year. Remember she's against casual sex.



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SSJCAT
10/04/18 11:03:30 AM
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heck no
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Twin3Turbo
10/04/18 11:03:59 AM
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Xenozoa425 posted...
Welcome back Tadamoto

I've always had a strong suspicion that Ranmaru was Tad for several reasons
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butthole666
10/04/18 11:06:08 AM
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lmao jesus christ
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Tsukasa1891
10/04/18 11:06:17 AM
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I hope she likes cats.
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Turbam
10/04/18 11:07:22 AM
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Ages 18-99
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Ranmaru-2
10/04/18 11:07:54 AM
#25:


Xenozoa425 posted...
Welcome back Tadamoto

I don't know who that is.
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Kolibri X
10/04/18 11:11:44 AM
#26:


Potential wife material.
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Ranmaru-2
10/04/18 11:12:02 AM
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I showed this to my friend and he said she sounds like she's in a cult.
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Caution999
10/04/18 11:13:42 AM
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Turbam posted...
Ages 18-99


Lmfao
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thelovefist
10/04/18 11:24:02 AM
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TC is Tadamoto?
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Ranmaru-2
10/04/18 11:27:54 AM
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thelovefist posted...
TC is Tadamoto?

No. Once again I don't know who that is. I don't come here enough to know every person who posts here.
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Muffinz0rz
10/04/18 11:29:22 AM
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Ranmaru-2 posted...
literature, poems, philosophy, mythology, or whatever else she said

Ranmaru-2 posted...
We have nothing in common. I love video games, anime, movies, and watching tv. Which she hates.

I have passed on numerous attractive women because of stuff like this.

When their "shows, movies, books, music," etc. section literally has no movies or shows or games, and is instead full of obscure-ass hipstery literature, it's basically an auto-pass.

Having things in common is important. If I can't talk to her about that stuff, and she can't talk to me about TV shows, then it's fair next to fair next her. And it's fair next for her to fair next me as well.

I'd still smash, but I'm not confident in my abilities to bullshit my way through 2-3 dates where I know nothing about her interests to get me successfully in the bedroom, so I wouldn't waste my time.
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MacDaMurderer
10/04/18 11:29:40 AM
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I have a sense of humor with the right person

Aka I do not have a sense of humor.
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soulunison2
10/04/18 11:30:30 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Ranmaru-2 posted...
literature, poems, philosophy, mythology, or whatever else she said

Ranmaru-2 posted...
We have nothing in common. I love video games, anime, movies, and watching tv. Which she hates.

I have passed on numerous attractive women because of stuff like this.

When their "shows, movies, books, music," etc. section literally has no movies or shows or games, and is instead full of obscure-ass hipstery literature, it's basically an auto-pass.

Having things in common is important. If I can't talk to her about that stuff, and she can't talk to me about TV shows, then it's fair next to fair next her. And it's fair next for her to fair next me as well.


This is just me but I like it when I dont have movies and lit in common with someone else, I learn new things
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Twin3Turbo
10/04/18 11:30:59 AM
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thelovefist posted...
TC is Tadamoto?

I don't think it's ever been verified but I've always had a suspicion because

1. His old sig used to always be pictures of hot black women. Tad has done the same thing
2. He, like Tadamoto, is not a fan of gay people (see his current sig)
3. Topics like this.
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Ranmaru-2
10/04/18 12:10:39 PM
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Twin3Turbo posted...
thelovefist posted...
TC is Tadamoto?

I don't think it's ever been verified but I've always had a suspicion because

1. His old sig used to always be pictures of hot black women. Tad has done the same thing
2. He, like Tadamoto, is not a fan of gay people (see his current sig)
3. Topics like this.

This is all speculation.

1. Umm what? A lot of guys like hot black women. Including guys on here.
2. Same thing as above. Not everyone agrees with the lgbt community. Including most christians.
3. Other guys on here post about girls that they've met on dating sites. What's the big deal?
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GunmaN1905
10/04/18 12:12:30 PM
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That's your average religious Slavic woman right there.
At least she's honest about her views on things, unlike most people on dating sites.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
10/04/18 12:12:57 PM
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My response would be "if you need religion, I couldn't possibly be more wrong for you. Sorry."
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Sad_Face
10/04/18 12:20:04 PM
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I'd pick her brain honestly. I did get a kick out of her saying her interests are mathematics. I guarantee it's trivial stuff like the golden ratio or some other nifty fact, not actually taking an interest in learning it like you're going into a degree for it.
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Bluebomber182
10/04/18 12:27:41 PM
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guys look at tcs sig. this is a fake profile and that girl is his sister or cousin
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GunmaN1905
10/04/18 12:30:37 PM
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Sad_Face posted...
I'd pick her brain honestly. I did get a kick out of her saying her interests are mathematics. I guarantee it's trivial stuff like the golden ratio or some other nifty fact, not actually taking an interest in learning it like you're going into a degree for it.


Someone being conservative about everything that's pretty normal in current world has nothing to do with their actual intelligence when it comes to maths, science and such.

Actually, I'm pretty sure that Conservative Eastern European people are much better in maths, physics and science overall than Americans. Especially liberals.
On average, of course.
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Benjamin_Sisko
10/04/18 12:31:36 PM
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SSJCAT
10/04/18 12:32:25 PM
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what the fuck dude

i try to not be so dismissive of religion, but its literally used as an excuse for bigotry.
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joestarrr
10/04/18 12:33:49 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
My response would be "if you need religion, I couldn't possibly be more wrong for you. Sorry."

Yeah that
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Twin3Turbo
10/04/18 12:34:27 PM
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Ranmaru-2 posted...
This is all speculation.

1. Umm what? A lot of guys like hot black women. Including guys on here.
2. Same thing as above. Not everyone agrees with the lgbt community. Including most christians.
3. Other guys on here post about girls that they've met on dating sites. What's the big deal?

I already noted that it was all speculation on my part. All I'm doing is pointing out 3 specific similarities that not necessarily a lot of people on this board have all 3 in common.
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EverDownward
10/04/18 12:35:57 PM
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Sure
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vocedelmorte
10/04/18 12:39:52 PM
#46:


MacDaMurderer posted...
I have a sense of humor with the right person

Aka I do not have a sense of humor.

Lol
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Sad_Face
10/04/18 12:45:58 PM
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GunmaN1905 posted...
Sad_Face posted...
I'd pick her brain honestly. I did get a kick out of her saying her interests are mathematics. I guarantee it's trivial stuff like the golden ratio or some other nifty fact, not actually taking an interest in learning it like you're going into a degree for it.


Someone being conservative about everything that's pretty normal in current world has nothing to do with their actual intelligence when it comes to maths, science and such.

Actually, I'm pretty sure that Conservative Eastern European people are much better in maths, physics and science overall than Americans. Especially liberals.
On average, of course.

Her interests are too vast for her to go any further than knee deep as it takes considerable time to understand what's going on. And I say this as someone who has worked in the field and has his degree in Physics, you have to be trained for this and have a real passion for it, else your interests will be summed up as seeing an occasional science article written for the layman, saying "that's neat" and moving on with your life.
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Holy_Pumpkin
10/04/18 12:53:45 PM
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0AbsoluteZero0
10/04/18 12:53:59 PM
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She sounds awful. Ultra-conservative, uptight, religious, boring, and not particularly cute either. 1/10
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GunmaN1905
10/04/18 12:59:35 PM
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SSJCAT posted...
i try to not be so dismissive of religion, but its literally used as an excuse for bigotry.


Well, if we're going to nitpick, marriage is a religious concept and every religion is free to set their own rules.
If Christian law says one man and one woman, who can deny them that?
Or sharia law, one man and multiple women.
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