Poll of the Day > Watched Star Wars episode 1 again for the first time in over 10 years

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FinalFantasyVII
10/04/18 8:47:28 AM
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The acting was atrocious

Darth Maul is still really badass

Young Ani spit hard game at Padme from the jump

Padme is definitely a sexual predator

Qui Gon Jin ruined the galaxy

Yoda is a dick

Jar Jar wasn't that bad of a chatacter but his yelling was definitely annoying

The funnest character to observe was Senator Palpatine

Obi Wan spams that Force Push

Also in the Sequel Trilogy where did the First Order come from?
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LustyBustyLaura
10/04/18 8:58:11 AM
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It has some glaring flaws but overall its a decent movie.
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Nade Duck
10/04/18 9:39:30 AM
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it's the worst of the prequels but i'd rather watch it over the last jedi.
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BADoglick
10/04/18 10:03:49 AM
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The biggest problem with the prequels in general was that instead of the aliens speaking alien languages and having subtitles, which immerses you into the world, they made the aliens racist stereotypes. You got the Yiddish slave owner. Jar jar the minstrel. The trade federation guys who sound like Godzilla is coming when Qui Gonn and Obi Wan show up at the beginning.

But Darth Maul and Qui Gonn were badasses, and the movie is genuinely entertaining at least. I actually enjoy the first prequel. The other two are clearly worse.

As far as the first order that hasn't really been explained yet but apparently Jon Favreau (elf, iron man) is making a TV show that follows the bad guys from the end of the empire to the establishment of the first order.
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Mead
10/04/18 10:11:12 AM
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Worst Star Wars film
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Krazy_Kirby
10/04/18 11:41:18 AM
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Mead posted...
Worst Star Wars film


guess you haven't seen the new stuff.

or the old straight to vhs stuff
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TallTamryu
10/04/18 12:24:12 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0mUVY9fLlw" data-time="

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OhhhJa
10/04/18 12:34:46 PM
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Mead posted...
Worst Star Wars film


That award easily goes to episode 2
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Veedrock-
10/04/18 12:37:02 PM
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TPM > ANH /caps
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Krazy_Kirby
10/04/18 12:38:19 PM
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Veedrock- posted...
TPM > ANH /caps


shit bait
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Blighboy
10/04/18 12:44:16 PM
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FinalFantasyVII posted...
Also in the Sequel Trilogy where did the First Order come from?

This is literally never going to be addressed sufficiently
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Veedrock-
10/04/18 2:04:00 PM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
Veedrock- posted...
TPM > ANH /caps

shit bait

Bite me nerd.
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DirtBasedSoap
10/04/18 2:05:44 PM
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The Phantom Menace is literally better than The Last Jedi. At least they got the tone right in TPM.
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rogerskg1979
10/04/18 2:35:22 PM
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FinalFantasyVII posted...
Padme is definitely a sexual predator


While Natalie Portman didn't look it, Padme was supposed to be 14 years old in that movie. It's mentioned at least once in the movie. So she is a child too and only a few years older than Anakin. She also didn't have any romantic interest in Anakin. That was completely one-sided on Anakin's part. She didn't start falling for him until AOTC.

FinalFantasyVII posted...
Qui Gon Jin ruined the galaxy


Actually I have always wonder if Anakin had been trained by Qui-Gon if he still would have turned to the dark side. I kind of think he wouldn't have since Qui-Gon would almost certainly been a much better teacher than Obi-Wan.

It's also Jar Jar who ruins the galaxy since Jar Jar is the one who asks the Senate to give emergency powers to Palpatine. It's all Jar Jar's fault.
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FinalFantasyVII
10/04/18 3:21:53 PM
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Obi Wan didn't want to train Anakin, he agreed with Yoda at first that "the boy is dangerous" but it was Qui-Gon's dying wish in Obi-Wan's arms to have Anakin trained so he basically had to do it.
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FinalFantasyVII
10/04/18 4:08:22 PM
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The Last Jedi is basically two hours of people bitching at each other
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Metalsonic66
10/04/18 4:16:27 PM
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The Last Jedi > all the prequels
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darkknight109
10/04/18 5:00:14 PM
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TPM basically wins the award of "best prequel" by default. For all its missteps - and there are plenty - it is, at least, entertaining if you don't think about it too hard and it's the only one of the three that doesn't have its head planted firmly in its own ass.

FinalFantasyVII posted...
Also in the Sequel Trilogy where did the First Order come from?

To the best of my knowledge, following RotJ the Empire steadily lost ground and fled to a largely unexplored area of the galaxy. The Rebellion hunted down what elements they could, but eventually believed they'd been reduced to almost nothing and turned their attentions towards rebuilding the galaxy. Which turned out to be a bad idea, because it allowed the Empire to settle on resource-rich worlds and reform itself into the First Order, steadily building up their forces and preparing for a resurgence.

Some of the New Republic noticed the growing threat and tried to raise support for a military campaign to crush the First Order once and for all, but they got little support from the new government. As such, they opted to break away and form their own military group opposed to the First Order and that became the Resistance.

So basically, the New Republic was in an armed detente with the First Order until TFA, while the Resistance was actively opposed to them and fighting the occasional skirmish.
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Blighboy
10/04/18 5:04:38 PM
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TPM is the worst prequel because it's boring and completely superfluous to the prequel trilogy as a whole
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HylianFox
10/04/18 7:12:23 PM
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TESB>ANH>ROTJ>TFA>ROTS>TPM>TLJ>AOTC

Rogue One and Solo were both okay enough
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Blorfenburger
10/04/18 7:46:48 PM
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I wish the force was used more often
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DocDelicious
10/04/18 11:17:42 PM
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Pod racing is still the best thing to come out of the prequels.
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Arishok
10/07/18 7:53:17 PM
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Sequel Trilogy would have been much better if they stuck to the books.
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Zareth
10/07/18 10:46:12 PM
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Nade Duck posted...
it's the worst of the prequels but i'd rather watch it over the last jedi.

Wow Nade why do you hate women so much.
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Nade Duck
10/08/18 3:49:16 AM
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Zareth posted...
Nade Duck posted...
it's the worst of the prequels but i'd rather watch it over the last jedi.

Wow Nade why do you hate women so much.

wtf dude ever think that maybe i just really like gungans?

don't kink shame me.
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