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WastelandCowboy 10/03/18 12:57:30 AM #1: |
And he's got this steering wheel sticking out of his crotch so the bartender goes, "Hey man, what's with the wheel?" And the pirate says back, "Arrrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
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mooreandrew58 10/03/18 1:16:53 AM #2: |
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks why is there a paper towel on his head. The pirate responds "Arrgh. There be a bounty on me head"
--- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smiffwilm 10/03/18 1:56:50 AM #3: |
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captpackrat 10/03/18 3:08:20 PM #4: |
A pirate walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" ... ... ... ... Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that the pirate was also a horse. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 10/03/18 3:38:18 PM #5: |
A pirate walks into a bar and orders a beer.
He returns the next month with a pegleg on his right leg and orders a beer. The bartender asks what happened and the pirate answers Yarr, I was in a fight and lost my leg. He returns the next month with a hook on his right hand and orders a beer. The bartender asks what happened and the pirate answers Yarr, I was in a fight and lost my hand. He returns the next month with an eyepatch on his right eye and orders a beer. The bartender says Let me guess, you were in a fight and lost your eye? The pirate replies Yarr, no... a seagull shat in my eye and I forgot that I had lost my hand... --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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