Poll of the Day > Theory: McDonalds uses quality cat meat for burgers

(+) Yeah! (+)

Proof: known fact stray dogs are drawn to McD burger scent.
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Dogs eat cats?
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Oh hey, that reminds me of the rumors regarding Al Templeton's burgers from 11/22/63!
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wwinterj25 posted...

Dogs eat cats?

Dogs eat cat shit. So cat meats a step up.
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Using stuff that dogs eat isn't a good indicator for anything really.
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y
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shadowsword87 posted...

Using stuff that dogs eat isn't a good indicator for anything really.

Why do you think the McRibs seasonal.
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FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...

shadowsword87 posted...

Using stuff that dogs eat isn't a good indicator for anything really.

Why do you think the McRibs seasonal.

you've seen a dog eat a cat?
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DoubleOSnake posted...

FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...

shadowsword87 posted...

Using stuff that dogs eat isn't a good indicator for anything really.

Why do you think the McRibs seasonal.

you've seen a dog eat a cat?

In LA ya.
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FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...

Dogs eat cat shit. So cat meats a step up.

Can't say I've ever eaten cat shit nor cat so I'm not sure what tastes better.
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I caught the reference, ok?
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Back in the 1980s Jack-In-The-Box almost sold burgers and tacos made with horse and kangaroo meat. The problem was mislabeled beef provided by their supplier, which was caught before being distributed.

And in the 90s they sold undercooked meat that was contaminated with fecal material. Hundreds of people got sick and 4 kids died from E. coli.

Jack's tacos are currently made with a mixture of beef and "textured vegetable protein" (a.k.a., soybeans).

In the UK, Taco Bell and Burger King both sold "beef" that contained horse meat.

Bro I'm all about eating that pussy
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Eating is a gamble. Technically speaking, you can't be sure about anything you eat. You can't be sure of what your mother cooked for you when you were younger. Not even she can. You can't be sure even when you cook it yourself. Who knows what actually is the stuff we buy? All we do is believe in the packages because honestly, that's all we can possibly do. So I rather not worry about these rumors. If I die tomorrow from what I eat today, then oh well, bad luck. Nothing I could've done about that.

nah, cat would be a way inefficient method for meat
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VixYW posted...

Technically speaking, you can't be sure about anything you eat.

Sure you can if you are a farmer and only eat the plants you grow and animals you raise.

Actually you can be fairly sure just so long as you avoid eating packaged/processed foods. You shouldn't be eating that stuff anyway since it is unhealthy. People who eat "clean" diets of only veggies, fruits, whole grains, and lean meats can be fairly sure of what they are eating.

rogerskg1979 posted...

VixYW posted...

Technically speaking, you can't be sure about anything you eat.

Sure you can if you are a farmer and only eat the plants you grow and animals you raise.

Actually you can be fairly sure just so long as you avoid eating packaged/processed foods. You shouldn't be eating that stuff anyway since it is unhealthy. People who eat "clean" diets of only veggies, fruits, whole grains, and lean meats can be fairly sure of what they are eating.

Technically, there's no 100% guarantee that those haven't gone trough something we don't know about (but should) and even their origin could be doubted. You can lower the probability, but not get rid of the risk.

Doctor Foxx posted...

nah, cat would be a way inefficient method for meat

PETA has to do something with the rescued cats, they can't throw them in the dumpsters anymore, ok?
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VixYW posted...

rogerskg1979 posted...

VixYW posted...

Technically speaking, you can't be sure about anything you eat.

Sure you can if you are a farmer and only eat the plants you grow and animals you raise.

Actually you can be fairly sure just so long as you avoid eating packaged/processed foods. You shouldn't be eating that stuff anyway since it is unhealthy. People who eat "clean" diets of only veggies, fruits, whole grains, and lean meats can be fairly sure of what they are eating.

Technically, there's no 100% guarantee that those haven't gone trough something we don't know about (but should) and even their origin could be doubted. You can lower the probability, but not get rid of the risk.

I know my peanut butter probably has slugs in it. I'm cool with that.

What I'm not cool with is glyphosate. Not cool at all!

https://www.ecowatch.com/general-mills-glyphosate-lawsuit-2598400768.html
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wwinterj25 posted...

FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...

Dogs eat cat shit. So cat meats a step up.

Can't say I've ever eaten cat shit nor cat so I'm not sure what tastes better.

Same bet the cat meat tastes better.

ClarkDuke posted...

I caught the reference, ok?

He must have me blocked.

captpackrat posted...

tacos made with horse and kangaroo meat

P sure I'd give em a shot. Beats cat meat.

ClarkDuke posted...

Doctor Foxx posted...

nah, cat would be a way inefficient method for meat

PETA has to do something with the rescued cats, they can't throw them in the dumpsters anymore, ok?

The video made me tear up. Screw P.E.T.A.
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rogerskg1979 posted...

VixYW posted...

Technically speaking, you can't be sure about anything you eat.

Sure you can if you are a farmer and only eat the plants you grow and animals you raise.

My dog keeps peeing on the soybeans.

captpackrat posted...

rogerskg1979 posted...

VixYW posted...

Technically speaking, you can't be sure about anything you eat.

Sure you can if you are a farmer and only eat the plants you grow and animals you raise.

My dog keeps peeing on the soybeans.

Prolly adds flavor.
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