Current Events > Never need to sleep or never need to use the bathroom?

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No sleep is self explanatory.

Now when I say "no bathroom", I mean anything that you would need to use a bathroom for, you no longer need to do. Don't need to use the toilet, brush your teeth, take a shower, shave, etc. You will always be clean, have clean teeth, can change your facial hair (if you have any) at will.
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This is the easiest one yet. No bathroom.
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never have to use the bathroom again

I love sleeping
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Bathroom. Every time.

I'm about 75% sure I have some form of IBS, so hell yes to the bathroom.
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Sleep easy. You'll basically give yourself decades of life.

Bathroom. Sleep can be inzzzpiring ;-)

SquirrelyDan posted...

This is the easiest one yet. No bathroom.

You lose, what, maybe 3 hrs a day if we're being generous to bathroom related activities. Compare that with 6 to 8 freed up hours every day. That's a no-contest for me, but in the other direction.
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You mean no more taking a huge shit and then going back to bed and crashing hard? Fuck that!

I don't know about you guys, but sometimes I have a really hard time getting up in the morning. Once I'm up I'm really productive, but sometimes I'll just lay there for half an hour. If I never slept I could be a lot more productive. An extra 5 hours a day would be great to get things done.
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mariolover2 posted...

nemu posted...

Sleep easy. You'll basically give yourself decades of life.

More time = infinite boredom. It will only lead to insanity.

I wouldn't be bored because I wouldn't be tired.

Honestly, sleep is the best answer. You can be 8 hours (LOL) more productive a day. Shitting and pissing shouldn't take too much out of your day.
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Wtf sleep is the obvious answer. That's years worth of time you gain back.
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I like sleeping too much
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so no sleep is limitless energy and mental renewal? easy no sleep
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MrPeppers posted...

SquirrelyDan posted...

This is the easiest one yet. No bathroom.

You lose, what, maybe 3 hrs a day if we're being generous to bathroom related activities. Compare that with 6 to 8 freed up hours every day. That's a no-contest for me, but in the other direction.

I hate needing to use the bathroom and I love dreaming when I sleep. This was very easy for me.
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Turbam posted...

I like sleeping too much

You could probably still sleep by choice. Says never need, not cant.
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No using the bathroom would mean you don't need to/flat out can't eat or drink.

also I like the relief from emptying my kidney's and bowels too much
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I have horrible sleeping issues, so no need to sleep all the way.
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The people saying bathroom easily in this topic need to be checked into some sort of mental facility.

No sleep give you literally years of your life back.
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If I can still sleep or take a nap even though I'm not tired, I'd choose no sleep. I do like to dream sometimes.

The bathroom usage is maybe an hour a day for me, hour and a half tops.
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NoMeLx22x posted...

The people saying bathroom easily in this topic need to be checked into some sort of mental facility.

No sleep give you literally years of your life back.

But I enjoy sleep. And unlike sleep, my bathroom troubles give me a LOT of discomfort and problems in day to day life.
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SaithSayer posted...

No using the bathroom would mean you don't need to/flat out can't eat or drink.

Eh, that's too beneficial, for this hypothetical you would still need to eat and drink, let's say it just disappears once all the nutrients have been extracted.
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NoMeLx22x posted...

The people saying bathroom easily in this topic need to be checked into some sort of mental facility.

No sleep give you literally years of your life back.

Look who's talking
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You say you like sleeping.

I say I like showering, to feel the warmth of water on my cold skin.

I say I like to take a shit, to feel the satisfaction of a great bowel movement, to feel the greatness that is the toilet seat.

Tryhaptaward posted...

You say you like sleeping.

I say I like showering, to feel the warmth of water on my cold skin.

I say I like to take a shit, to feel the satisfaction of a great bowel movement, to feel the greatness that is the toilet seat.

I don't think I've EVER had a good bowel movement. So i wouldn't know that one.
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Can I still sleep if I want to?
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_Near_ posted...

Can I still sleep if I want to?

Yes.
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So what will I be doing in the 6 - 7 hours I would normally be using for sleep? Do I just never get tired/sleepy? Or am I just gonna be up with my eyes open feeling groggy all night?
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No sleep, would give me a lot more extra time than no bathroom.
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Flockaveli posted...

So what will I be doing in the 6 - 7 hours I would normally be using for sleep? Do I just never get tired/sleepy? Or am I just gonna be up with my eyes open feeling groggy all night?

You'd obviously move to a large city with a bunch of 24 hour stuff going on.

Id give up sleep, easily.
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Sleep, as taking huge dumps can be pleasurable. Never sleeping means never getting tired, which means you can fuck around for 12 hours a day and then study/work for the other 12 hours, leading to a fulfilled life.

TC said never need to sleep. Can still do it if you want.
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Flockaveli posted...

So what will I be doing in the 6 - 7 hours I would normally be using for sleep? Do I just never get tired/sleepy? Or am I just gonna be up with my eyes open feeling groggy all night?

You won't get tired or sleepy, you'll be fully energized normally. However, physical activity and high stress situations will leave you feeling tired like usual, but once you are no longer in either situation you will regain energy as if you were asleep until you're back to normal (whatever that might be for you). And by physical activity I mean exercising or work that involves physical labor.

As for what you're doing when you would normally be asleep, that's up to you. Gaming, drawing, reading, working. And so on.
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Sleep is the right answer.
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No bathroom means saving tons on water, toilet paper, toothbrushes and toothpaste, soap, deodorant, shaving supplies, and possibly haircuts if it's included, since I mean facial hair is part of the deal, so why not. Sure you could make more money than you would save if you worked instead of slept, but even assuming that you had unlimited energy, that's just more work.

Also...Being able to change your facial hair is just an awesome power that you could probably make a little money with :3
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