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Doom_Art
09/29/18 10:09:23 AM
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For years I lived in fear of the fact that my parents could find it somewhere and plug it in and see my shameful pornography collection
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Darkrobotisback
09/29/18 10:10:14 AM
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JlM
09/29/18 10:10:36 AM
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Your Dad stole it for himself.
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brotrrwinner
09/29/18 10:10:37 AM
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What if a 9 year old kid found it?
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SageHarpuia
09/29/18 10:11:10 AM
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I kept all my rated M games on an hdd
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Doom_Art
09/29/18 10:12:16 AM
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Darkrobotisback posted...
Did they ever find it though!?

Nope. Left home nearly 8 years ago and didn't find it when I was cleaning out my room
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SaithSayer
09/29/18 10:12:32 AM
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Shameful? What's the shameful part? There some nasty fetishes on there or something?
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SSJGrimReaper
09/29/18 10:12:55 AM
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Spooking posted...
Mom: "Who the hell is Piper Perri?"

i dont think she was a around back then

it would be like "Who the hell is Gianna Michaels"
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Doom_Art
09/29/18 10:20:13 AM
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Spooking posted...
Mom: "Who the hell is Piper Perri?"

This was before her time

It'd be more like "who the hell is Ariel Rebel or Sensi Pearl??"

SSJGrimReaper posted...
Gianna Michaels

Oh my yes and her too. I liked her.

SaithSayer posted...
Shameful? What's the shameful part? There some nasty fetishes on there or something?

I liked squirting and (light-medium) bondage/choking/slapping lol so a lot of it was framed around that

Plus I had a habit where I'd go on /s/ or /hc/ and just save anything legal. So I had a lot of amateur lookin stuff and whatnot

In my defense of the squirting thing I was a horny teen and didn't know it was pee
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SageHarpuia
09/29/18 10:21:54 AM
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I bet your dad has it and is jacking to it when your mom is out
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SaithSayer
09/29/18 10:22:13 AM
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If you've ever gone down on an actual squirter, you'd know it isn't pee.
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BlockAddition
09/29/18 10:26:45 AM
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I kept mine on multiple floppy discs

Those 15-45 second preview vids fuck yeah
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Doom_Art
09/29/18 10:27:34 AM
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SageHarpuia posted...
I bet your dad has it and is jacking to it when your mom is out

He could very well be tbh

SaithSayer posted...
If you've ever gone down on an actual squirter, you'd know it isn't pee.

I mean I have and it doesn't look or smell like it but I thought that recent study showed that it was?
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SaithSayer
09/29/18 10:30:33 AM
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I can see him not wanting his mom to think that he's going to grow up to abuse women or potentially turn into a rapist because of the bondage/choking/slapping stuff.
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Kombucha
09/29/18 10:40:48 AM
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sly

when i was a teenager i just kept my porn buried in program files in the age of empires folder.
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KingCrabCake
09/29/18 10:42:00 AM
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Lmfao this explains so fucking much
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Kitt
09/29/18 10:42:27 AM
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Wait, how old are you, TC? Just curious.
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SageHarpuia
09/29/18 10:42:52 AM
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Kombucha posted...
sly

when i was a teenager i just kept my porn buried in program files in the age of empires folder.

*Imagines you putting it in with dependencies and the game loading them instead of assets*
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Kombucha
09/29/18 10:44:02 AM
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SageHarpuia posted...
Kombucha posted...
sly

when i was a teenager i just kept my porn buried in program files in the age of empires folder.

*Imagines you putting it in with dependencies and the game loading them instead of assets*


lol, i had them in the screenshots folder i think, maybe it was saves
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AlephZero
09/29/18 10:45:07 AM
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Doom_Art posted...
Ariel Rebel

Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Did she ever end up doing hardcore.
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JlM
09/29/18 10:46:12 AM
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Kombucha posted...
sly

when i was a teenager i just kept my porn buried in program files in the age of empires folder.


C:\\Program Files\Syntax\Parsecs\P

That was the nonsense folder I knew my parents would never open.
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Doom_Art
09/29/18 10:47:55 AM
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Kombucha posted...
sly

when i was a teenager i just kept my porn buried in program files in the age of empires folder.

Before I loaded it on the drive I had it in a folder in program files labelled "Crash Data"

Kitt posted...
Wait, how old are you, TC? Just curious.

26

AlephZero posted...
Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Did she ever end up doing hardcore.

I think recently yea
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KiwiTerraRizing
09/29/18 10:48:12 AM
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JlM posted...
Your Dad stole it for himself.


Or his Mom
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Kitt
09/29/18 10:50:41 AM
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26

Geez. Why did I always think you were in your 30s?
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Doom_Art
09/29/18 10:51:54 AM
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Kitt posted...
26

Geez. Why did I always think you were in your 30s?

Lol I give off that vibe. Dunno why.

I'm well travelled I guess
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Parappa09
09/29/18 10:53:25 AM
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i have porn on my external hdd and would hate if i lost it

albeit i have backup files, pictures and other stuff on it as well
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Doom_Art
09/29/18 11:01:31 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
i have porn on my external hdd and would hate if i lost it

albeit i have backup files, pictures and other stuff on it as well


I feel ya

There was some OC amateur stuff on that drive Ill never be able to find again
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Parappa09
09/29/18 11:19:17 AM
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Doom_Art posted...
Parappa09 posted...
i have porn on my external hdd and would hate if i lost it

albeit i have backup files, pictures and other stuff on it as well


I feel ya

There was some OC amateur stuff on that drive Ill never be able to find again

amateur stuff is the best as well

i'm aching for you bro
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Doom_Art
09/29/18 11:29:47 AM
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Hairistotle posted...
Probably because he's married.

*was married

Lool
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ssk9716757
09/29/18 11:34:04 AM
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JlM posted...
Your Dad stole it for himself.

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spudger
09/29/18 12:15:24 PM
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when i was a teenager we kept porn on floppys
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Doom_Art
09/29/18 12:19:59 PM
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Hairistotle posted...
Oh shit I'm sorry bro. I think that means it was recent too. Darn

Nah it's all good. Happened last December. The relationship was dead for a long while before that tho
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slimfizzle2
09/29/18 12:27:46 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
Hairistotle posted...
Oh shit I'm sorry bro. I think that means it was recent too. Darn

Nah it's all good. Happened last December. The relationship was dead for a long while before that tho

Whenever I see old friends or classmates that I haven't seen in a long time they always say sorry when I say I'm not married anymore.

Like dude I'm fucking happy I'm not married anymore
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action52
09/29/18 1:10:20 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
I bet your dad has it and is jacking to it when your mom is out

He could very well be tbh

SaithSayer posted...
If you've ever gone down on an actual squirter, you'd know it isn't pee.

I mean I have and it doesn't look or smell like it but I thought that recent study showed that it was?

Well from what I understand it's kind of ambiguous. There are two substances in pee: the urea which is specific toxins and wastes that your body needs to expel, and then what is basically just moisture your body didn't use. When you pee, your body mixes them so that the urea will flush out more cleanly. The yellow color and ammonia-like smell we associate with pee comes from urine. That's why if you pee after drinking lots of liquids it is usually clear--the ratio of urea is very low.

When a woman squirts, she shoots out the liquid without the urea.

Whether you consider it pee or not is up to you I guess. But it won't stain or leave a smell like regular urine can.
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Parappa09
09/29/18 1:17:09 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
Hairistotle posted...
Oh shit I'm sorry bro. I think that means it was recent too. Darn

Nah it's all good. Happened last December. The relationship was dead for a long while before that tho

damn

doom you've lived for someone twice your age
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RebelElite791
09/29/18 1:21:47 PM
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Wow totally forgot about Sensi Pearl

Nice
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