Current Events > He'll save children but not the British children; SUDDENLY ninjas 1000s of them.

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SURPRISE SECONDS GAME.

You're heading home when a hottie with a big brapper and generous milkers offers you a sip of her magic juice. The scent of her shampoo and conditioner waft over and demand you to drink. You immediately pass out to wake up in your bed knowing you have a new special power. The last digit in the seconds of your post dictate what that special power is.

Lurkers Pick: Too shy to post? Feel free to vote in the poll on what you'd pick if you had the choice!

0. Age Gracefully: once you reach age 25, your aging slows to half speed and you'll always feel like you're in your prime for the rest of your life. Retain baseline nimbleness and strength you've had since age 25 (or whenever your prime was) as you age into late adulthood. Suffer no natural aches or pain from aging. With reduced aging, you'll look 25 at age 35, 35 at age 45, etc.

1. Gifted Lens: be able to see through walls, clothes, bodies, with perfect 20/20 eyesight that never deteriorates. choose new permanent natural eye color of your choice.

2. Super Saiyan (in bed): gain 2 inches dick length and 1 inch circ in dick girth permanently. if you're a grower, you're now a shower. jizz loads are bukkake pornstar sized. you can make someone orgasm at will as long as you're penetrating them.

3. Treasure of Life: ensure that you and 3 people of your choosing live to be 100 years old and will die of natural causes peacefully in their sleep. guarantee retirement at age 60 with a mil in the bank for yourself soley.

4. Elementalist: you can manipulate all of the earthly elements (fire, water (ice), wind, earth). you cannot create an element out of thin air but you have maximum control of existing elements around you.

5. Third Eye: you can read the minds and emotions of others at will by looking into their eyes. this ability is easy for you and you can easily multitask when mind reading. with intense concentration, you can read the mind of someone a far distance away by envisioning them in your mind, but you cannot multitask when remote mind reading.

6. Peace Prize: discover the cure for cancer, AIDS, and the common cold. You earn profits of $1 million every other year for the rest of your life for your contribution to society.

7. World Class: allows one chance to adjust your height to your preferred height. also gain top level elite proficiency in a sport of your choice, in which you will be unstoppable in that sport as the #1 star player until age 45. you will have high level (but not top pro level) proficiency in ALL other sports. alternatively, you can gain top level elite proficiency in a single craft or art form (music, gaming, wood working, etc)

8. Silent Specter: You have the ability to phase into a mysterious separate plane of existance; a ghost-like realm in which only you occupy and can slowly float around in at 5mph. This realm is tethered to our reality, on Earth, however those in reality will not be able to see, hear, nor interact with you, so in other words, you'll be granted flight and invisibility at the cost of not being able to interact with anyone when using the abilities. Think of it as essentially entering spectator mode in a video game. When you phase out of spectator mode, you will return to where you originally phased into spectator mode. Time spent in the spectator mode does not age you.

9. INT Potion: You gain impeccable memory and remember any information you've ever absorbed perfectly. You will never lose any memories, except for those you discard at will.

Good luck!
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4. Elementalist: you can manipulate all of the earthly elements (fire, water (ice), wind, earth). you cannot create an element out of thin air but you have maximum control of existing elements around you.

Nice
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Id take Third Eye. I want to get into law enforcement so I think this would be the best for me. Also Id be able to pass down this trait so essentially Ill start a new race of psychic babies.
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Holy_Pumpkin posted...

4. Elementalist: you can manipulate all of the earthly elements (fire, water (ice), wind, earth). you cannot create an element out of thin air but you have maximum control of existing elements around you.

4 always wins
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Holy_Pumpkin posted...

6. Peace Prize: discover the cure for cancer, AIDS, and the common cold. You earn profits of $1 million every other year for the rest of your life for your contribution to society.

Sweet.
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LOL i didn't notice it was a seconds game, look how that worked out.
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OffTempo posted...

Id take Third Eye. I want to get into law enforcement so I think this would be the best for me. Also Id be able to pass down this trait so essentially Ill start a new race of psychic babies.

Ooh, even if you accepted #8 from your post's last second digit, that'd work out for you as well. You'd be able to stalk suspects without them knowing you're there. Only caveat would be you can only float at 5mph so you'd likely need to tail them with a car if they're on the move, then go ghost once they reach their destination.
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Cookie Bag posted...

LOL i didn't notice it was a seconds game, look how that worked out.

And your second post also ended in 4. Is this a message from the universe? THE PROPHECY!
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Holy_Pumpkin posted...

OffTempo posted...

Id take Third Eye. I want to get into law enforcement so I think this would be the best for me. Also Id be able to pass down this trait so essentially Ill start a new race of psychic babies.

Ooh, even if you accepted #8 from your post's last second digit, that'd work out for you as well. You'd be able to stalk suspects without them knowing you're there. Only caveat would be you can only float at 5mph so you'd likely need to tail them with a car if they're on the move, then go ghost once they reach their destination.

See I considered Specter as a serious option but then I realized I could easily be killed while Im in Specter mode.
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How many ninjas? Thousands I hope.
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OffTempo posted...

Holy_Pumpkin posted...

OffTempo posted...

Id take Third Eye. I want to get into law enforcement so I think this would be the best for me. Also Id be able to pass down this trait so essentially Ill start a new race of psychic babies.

Ooh, even if you accepted #8 from your post's last second digit, that'd work out for you as well. You'd be able to stalk suspects without them knowing you're there. Only caveat would be you can only float at 5mph so you'd likely need to tail them with a car if they're on the move, then go ghost once they reach their destination.

See I considered Specter as a serious option but then I realized I could easily be killed while Im in Specter mode.

Ahhhhh, like your real body? Nah, let's say, when you phase into the specter realm, your entire body is shifting into a specter and since the real world cannot interact with you and no one else is in the specter realm, you should be fine. Just have to be careful when reentering the real world and make sure no one you don't want to be is waiting for you when you reenter.
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SuddenlyNinjas posted...

How many ninjas? Thousands I hope.

*removes glasses dramatically*

my god...
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Holy_Pumpkin posted...

Cookie Bag posted...

LOL i didn't notice it was a seconds game, look how that worked out.

And your second post also ended in 4. Is this a message from the universe? THE PROPHECY!

4 always wins bby
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Ah hell, why not
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I got 2, which is maybe the worst option

would have wanted 0 if it could make me younger, but 9 sounds the best. Alzheimer's is horrifying-- I've seen its effects on my grandmother.

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6. Peace Prize: discover the cure for cancer, AIDS, and the common cold. You earn profits of $1 million every other year for the rest of your life for your contribution to society.

Eh, could be better.
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Gimme avatar powers

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*post*

4. Elementalist: you can manipulate all of the earthly elements (fire, water (ice), wind, earth). you cannot create an element out of thin air but you have maximum control of existing elements around you.
:D
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I picked :

6. Peace Prize: discover the cure for cancer, AIDS, and the common cold. You earn profits of $1 million every other year for the rest of your life for your contribution to society.

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Not too surprised by $$$ leading poll.
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edit: I got 8, lit af
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Bamp
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Well timed POST!
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...I can't see the seconds...is it because I'm on mobile?
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Tsuyoi3 posted...

Well timed POST!

Tsuyoi3 posted...

...I can't see the seconds...is it because I'm on mobile?

Hmm, unsure, but your original post result was #3! Not the most exciting, but useful if you really love someone(s).
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Let's find out.
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420
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Could be good.
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