Current Events > Zero Suit Samus Aran v.s Lara Croft. Who wins?

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No weapons. Just a flat out fist and fangs fight.





Samus has the size/weight advantage. I'm not sure how good she is with her fists tho.

But Lara's canonically pretty good at fighting. In the first two canons she roundhouse kicks people about like Mrs Chuck Norris and in the third canon she fights more dirty but she can still kill men twice her weight with her bare hands.

I'd say Canon 1 or 2 Lara would win easily.

Canon 3 lara is 50-50.
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Samus is canonically genetically enhanced via Chozo DNA infusion even without the suit. Zebes, where she was raised, also has higher gravity than Earth. She has super strength, speed, and enhanced durability just as her normal self.

She obliterates Lara every single time.
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Murphiroth posted...

Samus is canonically genetically enhanced via Chozo DNA infusion even without the suit. Zebes, where she was raised, also has higher gravity than Earth. She has super strength, speed, and enhanced durability just as her normal self.

She obliterates Lara every single time.

What a horrendous question to ask.

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DoomsSD posted...

Whoever wins, we win.

Do we?

Both chicks have saved the world. So if one dies.... Then like we're ultimately fucked.

Unless one knocks out the other like a wuss and lets them live.
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i like that lara cosplayer >_>...
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SSJCAT posted...

i like that lara cosplayer >_>...

Does the Samus cosplayer have a zipper on her crotch? Why?
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Duncanwii posted...

SSJCAT posted...

i like that lara cosplayer >_>...

Does the Samus cosplayer have a zipper on her crotch? Why?

easy access?
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People voting Lara are joking right? Samus is not only genetically altered, she's a damn amazon compared to her.
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Duncanwii posted...

SSJCAT posted...

i like that lara cosplayer >_>...

Does the Samus cosplayer have a zipper on her crotch? Why?

So she can pee without having to take off the entire outfit and put it back on?

In the film Star Trek: First Contact, Alice Krige once held up filming for 6 hours because she desperately needed to pee after putting on her borg queen costume and make-up.

It took that long to take it off, pee and put it back on.

After that they gave her a tube to allow her to pee while still in the costume but she wasn't comfortable with it so she just didn't drink on set and became routinely dehydrated.
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also whats with lara giving samus shit for having no character development in the first pic lol. shes almost as bad in that regard.
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interesting trivia there, holmes^
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Also, Samus has military training. She's spent the better part of her life fighting. Lara hasn't.
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Those cosplayers need more time in the oven.
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TheCurseX2 posted...

Those cosplayers need more time in the oven.

Nah man, they done
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dave_is_slick posted...

Also, Samus has military training. She's spent the better part of her life fighting. Lara hasn't.

ACSHKUALLY!

*cough* excuse me.

Don't know about the new reboot Lara who was a little wuss in her childhood.

But both the first and second canon Lara spent their childhoods exploring the world and in both cases survived as small children on an island in the middle of no where hunting and providing for herself. In the second canon she did this as a child after witnessing her mother dying (sort of) right in front of her.

Even as an 8 year old Lara could survive in the wilderness.

As a 15 year old Lara was ridiculously physically capable and hardened. Let alone as an adult.

She may not have formal training (I mean legitimately "may" i don't actually think we know but she seems to be a loner so she probably hasn't) but she has spent most of her life fighting and has skills.

Meanwhile Samus' training seems to revolve around guns, special abilities and outfits.

Samus never tried to roundhouse kick Mother Brain
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who posted

Samus stomps in literally every category
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