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CapnMuffin 09/26/18 11:54:21 PM #1:	It projected across an entire room and spattered everything in its path. The walls. The floor. Etc. Not sure if mad or impressed. --- "its okay a lizard ate me and elucidated my fate" - MJ_Max on Dark Souls 3DSFC : 0860-3930-2170 \| NNID : CapnMuffin \| XBGT : Capn Muffin <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:909520568] in My 1 month... [t:77043984]...</cite> <quote>It projected across an entire room and spattered everything in its path. The walls. The floor. Etc. Not sure if mad or impressed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joestarrr 09/26/18 11:55:11 PM #2:	nice this is what i have to look forward to --- she's a killer queen <cite>joestarrr posted [p:909520610] in My 1 month... [t:77043984]...</cite> <quote>nice this is what i have to look forward to</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NES4EVER 09/26/18 11:57:39 PM #3:	Babies have an amazing talent of pooping far beyond their size. There were several times in the first few months of my sons life that he managed to get shit on his socks AND all the way up to his neck. Sometimes I just threw away the clothes rather than try to clean them. --- *nu-horsemen 4evar* [A GameFAQs Moderator was deleted by this message] <cite>NES4EVER posted [p:909520726] in My 1 month... [t:77043984]...</cite> <quote>Babies have an amazing talent of pooping far beyond their size. There were several times in the first few months of my sons life that he managed to get shit on his socks AND all the way up to his neck. Sometimes I just threw away the clothes rather than try to clean them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Orthopox12 09/26/18 11:58:10 PM #4:	Pics of aftermath --- Official contributor to the Legendary "Cantina" Topic {Current clone: Orthopox 30} <cite>Orthopox12 posted [p:909520747] in My 1 month... [t:77043984]...</cite> <quote>Pics of aftermath</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dib153 09/26/18 11:58:42 PM #5:	Was it little turdlettes or a fecal spritzer? --- "Dib is my new hero. Epic insult man, epic to the max" ~ Drakona <cite>dib153 posted [p:909520772] in My 1 month... [t:77043984]...</cite> <quote>Was it little turdlettes or a fecal spritzer?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin 09/27/18 12:00:27 AM #6:	Orthopox12 posted... Pics of aftermath It wouldn't be interesting because it was like tiny droplets of green shit all over. Wouldn't show in a picture. NES4EVER posted... Babies have an amazing talent of pooping far beyond their size. There were several times in the first few months of my sons life that he managed to get shit on his socks AND all the way up to his neck. Sometimes I just threw away the clothes rather than try to clean them. It is quite something. When he clenches his entire body it's like a rail gun sometimes. --- "its okay a lizard ate me and elucidated my fate" - MJ_Max on Dark Souls 3DSFC : 0860-3930-2170 \| NNID : CapnMuffin \| XBGT : Capn Muffin <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:909520867] in My 1 month... [t:77043984]...</cite> <quote><cite>Orthopox12 posted...</cite> <quote>Pics of aftermath</quote> It wouldn't be interesting because it was like tiny droplets of green shit all over. Wouldn't show in a picture. <cite>NES4EVER posted...</cite> <quote>Babies have an amazing talent of pooping far beyond their size. There were several times in the first few months of my sons life that he managed to get shit on his socks AND all the way up to his neck. Sometimes I just threw away the clothes rather than try to clean them.</quote> It is quite something. When he clenches his entire body it's like a rail gun sometimes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KillerKhan420 09/27/18 12:07:05 AM #7:	My girls never did anything like that to me. Thank God diapers are done for me --- "I know how the business works because I'm a wrestling fan"-hulkhogan1 <cite>KillerKhan420 posted [p:909521186] in My 1 month... [t:77043984]...</cite> <quote>My girls never did anything like that to me. Thank God diapers are done for me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BMXJouster 09/27/18 12:12:18 AM #8:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8geLnpGmQAQ" data-time=" --- Diners, Drive-Ins, & Dives "One embarrassing clown's quest for the ultimate case of diarrhea." <cite>BMXJouster posted [p:909521433] in My 1 month... [t:77043984]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8geLnpGmQAQ" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin 09/27/18 11:32:11 AM #9:	KillerKhan420 posted... My girls never did anything like that to me. Thank God diapers are done for me My daughter didnt fortunately. Ill be happy when Im done with that too in a couple of years. --- "its okay a lizard ate me and elucidated my fate" - MJ_Max on Dark Souls 3DSFC : 0860-3930-2170 \| NNID : CapnMuffin \| XBGT : Capn Muffin <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:909540670] in My 1 month... [t:77043984]...</cite> <quote><cite>KillerKhan420 posted...</cite> <quote>My girls never did anything like that to me. Thank God diapers are done for me</quote> My daughter didnt fortunately. Ill be happy when Im done with that too in a couple of years.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
green butter 09/27/18 11:33:29 AM #10:	i would be so proud of my son if he did this --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>green butter posted [p:909540731] in My 1 month... [t:77043984]...</cite> <quote>i would be so proud of my son if he did this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaithSayer 09/27/18 11:34:39 AM #11:	My son is in the "I wanna take my diaper off!" stage but still at the point of being difficult about underwear and the potty chair. <cite>SaithSayer posted [p:909540788] in My 1 month... [t:77043984]...</cite> <quote>My son is in the "I wanna take my diaper off!" stage but still at the point of being difficult about underwear and the potty chair.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 09/27/18 11:35:28 AM #12:	That boy has already become a man.... --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:909540833] in My 1 month... [t:77043984]...</cite> <quote>That boy has already become a man....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthWendy 09/27/18 11:35:37 AM #13:	Welcome to dadhood :) --- Ave Caesar, Rosae Rosam et Spiritus Rex ! - Voila, ca ne veut absolument rien dire mais l'effet reste le meme https://i.imgtc.com/eRE0ORV.jpg <cite>DarthWendy posted [p:909540841] in My 1 month... [t:77043984]...</cite> <quote>Welcome to dadhood :)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 09/27/18 11:40:44 AM #14:	Oh man, fun times. Or when they poop and you go to change them and as soon as you start taking the diaper off you just say nope and take them straight to the bath. Kids are fun. --- https://imgur.com/QHe50xJ https://imgur.com/pqMQZyw <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:909541116] in My 1 month... [t:77043984]...</cite> <quote>Oh man, fun times. Or when they poop and you go to change them and as soon as you start taking the diaper off you just say nope and take them straight to the bath. Kids are fun.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jukester 09/27/18 11:41:13 AM #15:	Take a picture to show him when he's older so you can finally high-five him about it. --- "i am making Jerky that some day will be sold in every store in America Very few of you are good enough for my jerky" - krosser, Last of the great smu <cite>jukester posted [p:909541149] in My 1 month... [t:77043984]...</cite> <quote>Take a picture to show him when he's older so you can finally high-five him about it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romes187 09/27/18 11:45:30 AM #16:	haha haven't had any shotgun poops but my 7 month old had a few blowouts out the back <cite>Romes187 posted [p:909541377] in My 1 month... [t:77043984]...</cite> <quote>haha haven't had any shotgun poops but my 7 month old had a few blowouts out the back</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Top Crusader 09/27/18 11:51:40 AM #17:	Romes187 posted... haha haven't had any shotgun poops but my 7 month old had a few blowouts out the back Yeah, I had heard a ton of horror stories and there is still time, but I've been really lucky and just had a couple back blowouts in 9 months, nothing too horrible. >_> --- https://imgur.com/09qFfLV <cite>The Top Crusader posted [p:909541696] in My 1 month... [t:77043984]...</cite> <quote><cite>Romes187 posted...</cite> <quote>haha haven't had any shotgun poops but my 7 month old had a few blowouts out the back</quote> Yeah, I had heard a ton of horror stories and there is still time, but I've been really lucky and just had a couple back blowouts in 9 months, nothing too horrible. >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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