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MabusIncarnate
09/23/18 6:19:15 PM
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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/09/15/aggressive-goats-taste-human-urine-airlifted-park/

"...hundreds of mountain goats have become so addicted to the salt found in human urine and sweat that they are a deadly menace to national park visitors, charging at hikers and trampling vegetation..."

Well @GOATTHlEF @Goats I hope your family didn't get separated.
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SolidSonicEX
09/23/18 6:21:34 PM
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I have to pee.
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MabusIncarnate
09/23/18 6:22:59 PM
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SolidSonicEX posted...
I have to pee.

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
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MabusIncarnate
09/23/18 11:02:17 PM
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Baaaahhhhh
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DrizztLink
09/23/18 11:03:05 PM
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NeonOctopus
09/23/18 11:03:34 PM
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Zikten
09/24/18 9:35:48 PM
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you got some explaining to do @GOATTHlEF

what have you been teaching them?
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TheOnionKnight
09/24/18 9:36:44 PM
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@spanky1
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spanky1
09/24/18 9:52:26 PM
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TheOnionKnight posted...
@spanky1

Thanks for keeping me updated.
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catboy0_0
09/24/18 9:53:46 PM
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>______>
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pres_madagascar
09/26/18 9:53:21 AM
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DrizztLink posted...

Gary's mod in real life.
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SSJCAT
09/26/18 9:55:11 AM
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i heard about this on npr the other day. apparently theyre killing half of them and transporting the other half on helicopters
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eston
09/26/18 10:00:13 AM
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Questionmarktarius
09/26/18 10:08:04 AM
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I wonder why nobody thought to plop a $5 salt block out in the woods somewhere?
https://www.orschelnfarmhome.com/media/catalog/product/cache/e96373d1c57081d0b326a3dfa1f55e67/i/m/img11900647.jpg
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I is smart
09/26/18 10:17:22 AM
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Aggressive goats, with taste for human urine, are airlifted out of park

...what the fuck is this timeline we're in?!
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slimfizzle2
09/26/18 10:20:44 AM
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I is smart posted...
Aggressive goats, with taste for human urine, are airlifted out of park

...what the fuck is this timeline we're in?!

The greatest fucking timeline.

Bring me to the piss goats
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YukihoHagiwara
09/26/18 10:21:28 AM
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goats are not known for their patience
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eggcorn
09/27/18 3:58:49 PM
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I is smart posted...
Aggressive goats, with taste for human urine, are airlifted out of park

...what the fuck is this timeline we're in?!

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Lordgold666
09/27/18 3:59:55 PM
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lol
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Rimmer_Dall
09/27/18 4:01:50 PM
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DrizztLink posted...

Goat Simulator is a far more accurate simulator than initially thought.
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spudger
09/28/18 12:32:44 PM
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So salty
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psvitantifail
09/29/18 11:45:46 AM
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SolidSonicEX posted...
I have to pee.


DrizztLink posted...

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Deadpool_18
09/29/18 11:47:27 AM
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I would ruin a goat if it tried to maul me over my piss.
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SaithSayer
09/29/18 11:50:41 AM
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How are they drinking enough of it to get addicted to it? Does the ground there just not absorb moisture very quickly? Are people pissing into a troth and leaving it for them? Are people pissing directly onto the goats' faces?
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slimfizzle2
09/29/18 12:02:39 PM
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SaithSayer posted...
Are people pissing directly onto the goats' faces?

I swear it was an accident

The first time
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kinetika_
09/29/18 12:04:17 PM
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DrizztLink posted...


Fuck, this is a disturbing pic
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Deadpool_18
09/29/18 12:20:24 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
I would ruin a goat if it tried to maul me over my piss.

look out, we got a baaaaa-dass over here


Goats are weak af, tho.
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slimfizzle2
09/29/18 12:22:34 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
DuranOfForcena posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
I would ruin a goat if it tried to maul me over my piss.

look out, we got a baaaaa-dass over here


Goats are weak af, tho.

@Goats you gonna take that shade
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SaithSayer
09/29/18 1:47:23 PM
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kinetika_ posted...
DrizztLink posted...


Fuck, this is a disturbing pic

The goat's name is Regan.
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Boarth
09/29/18 2:08:33 PM
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That's pretty cool.
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Rimmer_Dall
09/29/18 3:00:14 PM
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slimfizzle2
09/30/18 12:48:02 PM
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Why you attack the old lady tho?
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spudger
09/30/18 12:48:56 PM
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you got that good yellow shit???

cmon maaaannnn
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