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eston
09/20/18 11:01:07 AM
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NeonOctopus
09/20/18 11:02:59 AM
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Alpha218
09/20/18 11:03:00 AM
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Wiggler
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TheMarthKoopa
09/20/18 11:08:49 AM
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Shy Guy
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Turbam
09/20/18 11:09:06 AM
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Waluigi
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WSM Piru
09/20/18 11:09:10 AM
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Waluigi
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NeonOctopus
09/20/18 11:09:29 AM
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Turbam posted...
Waluigi

WSM Piru posted...
Waluigi

Do you think Waluigi has a noodle dick? >_>
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Devimon
09/20/18 11:09:55 AM
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On a good day, it's shaped like Latiku
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Turbam
09/20/18 11:13:17 AM
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Mario- a competent dick. It always gets the job done and the girl will moan, but it's not her favorite dick. Good in any situation, not bad in any situation

Luigi- a sad dick. It fails to leave an impression, though he's clingy enough he very rarely falls out. Good for sad handjobs, bad in every other situation

Wario- the perfect dick. Long, thick, and constantly hard, it will be her favorite dick. Excells at every situation, has never had a round of sex be anything less than stellar

Waluigi- a mystery dick. No one dares speak of it, even though he occasionally smashes.
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HylianFox
09/20/18 11:14:03 AM
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Yoshi

actually, more like Shy Guy
>_>
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BuckVanHammer
09/20/18 11:14:54 AM
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Mines more of a sonic racing transformed dick
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Minimal, yet feature rich.
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Hairy-man
09/20/18 11:15:08 AM
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Waluigi is uncircumcised
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Lost_All_Senses
09/20/18 11:16:11 AM
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The dude who shhots ink all over the racers faces
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There will always be exceptions.
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HylianFox
09/20/18 11:16:51 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
The dude who shhots ink all over the racers faces

BLOOPER!
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