Poll of the Day > I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the zebra did it.

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Ogurisama
09/18/18 3:51:02 PM
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Homer Simpson: I don't get it.

Lisa Simpson: Dad, the zebra didn't do it, it's just a word at the end of the dictionary.

Homer Simpson: I still don't get it.

Lisa Simpson: It's just a joke.

Homer Simpson: Oh, I get it! I get jokes!
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Andromicus
09/18/18 4:15:08 PM
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I still don't get it as a joke, simply because zebra comes near the end of the dictionary doesn't make it the antagonist or anything
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aDirtyShisno
09/18/18 4:39:17 PM
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I used to read the dictionary as a kid whenever I was bored...
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Andromicus
09/18/18 4:48:09 PM
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I used to get turned on just looking up the definition of masturbation
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Serdar
09/18/18 4:52:59 PM
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You don't read dictionaries, you consult them.
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Mead
09/18/18 4:55:59 PM
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Im still waiting for the book on tape
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GanglyKhan
09/18/18 5:46:56 PM
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Man, no wonder this board is so depressing lol
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Lokarin
09/18/18 5:48:27 PM
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It was a Zoroastrian conspiracy
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