Poll of the Day > Robot Bill Gates points a gun at you at gunpoint

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He forces you to solve calculus equations. Using hexadecimal. On paper. Converting to other types of numeric systems is not allowed.

One single incorrect answer, or giving up, or waiting more than 10 minutes to start solving will cause him to pull the trigger. Robot Bill Gates is invincible and immortal. You are strapped down to a chair with no escape.

How screwed are you?

I'd be good, if it was simple derivatives and hexadecimal is a joke, a 12-year old could learn how to use it in a day.

I've taken down Robot Bill Gates before. If he wants Round 2, so be it.
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What's the prize for answering correctly?
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Golden Road posted...

What's the prize for answering correctly?

Your life.

Very. At least my death will be quick and painless.
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"points a gun at you at gunpoint"

The implication here is that he is at gunpoint and is also holding a gun at you. Is a third party forcing him to force you to do math? Or are you a crazy masochist threatening him and holding a gun on him to make him threaten you back?

I cannot proceed without knowing the answer to this first.
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My only hope would be to project my consciousness years into the future to organize an elaborate scheme to put one of my closest friends through the exact same hell, spawning multiple timelines that end in them and their other friends being graphically murdered, so that they ultimately end up doing the same puzzle and giving me the answers through the morphogenetic field like Akane in 999.

Throw the paper at him and shout "shoot me, bitch!".
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Triply fucked.

1. Never taken calculus.
2. Don't know hexidecimal
3. I'm strapped down, and he wants me to solve it on paper.
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solving calculus so boring i'd rather die
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