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DarthAragorn
09/16/18 9:41:48 PM
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Asking for a friend
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Flockaveli
09/16/18 9:43:00 PM
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Go out for a run in the early morning night, feel the blood pumping through your veins before most people are even awake.
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smoke_break
09/16/18 9:43:50 PM
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My reason is that I have to pee and I don't want to get piss all over my sheets.
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Lordgold666
09/16/18 9:44:23 PM
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Money, pussy, food, etc
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au_gold
09/16/18 9:45:02 PM
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I look forward to all the drugs Im going to do on any given day.
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SailorGoon
09/16/18 9:45:10 PM
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Breakfast
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SSJCAT
09/16/18 9:45:14 PM
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my fat cat will literally smack my face until i get up to feed him every single morning at 7:00am sharp. sometimes when im really tired ill just keep rolling over away from him but its a futile effort. he does not give up. its honestly a great motivator
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a-c-a-b
09/16/18 9:48:17 PM
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SSJCAT posted...
my fat cat will literally smack my face until i get up to feed him every single morning at 7:00am sharp. sometimes when im really tired ill just keep rolling over away from him but its a futile effort. he does not give up. its honestly a great motivator

*makes whip cracking sound*
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DarthAragorn
09/16/18 9:49:54 PM
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smoke_break posted...
My reason is that I have to pee and I don't want to get piss all over my sheets.

Thats usually the only reason I get up

Lordgold666 posted...
Money, pussy, food, etc

Oh yeah I also get up so I can have food

I don't have the other two
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Killmonger
09/16/18 9:50:32 PM
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Work?
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GateOfDoom
09/16/18 9:51:12 PM
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Well If i don't wake up I won't have a bed to wake up on.
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Kombucha
09/16/18 9:52:12 PM
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take a shower in the morning

long hot showers are a good motivator.. that and the feeling of drinking the first cup of coffee in the morning.
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DarthAragorn
09/16/18 9:52:40 PM
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Killmonger posted...
Work?

Fuck work
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a-c-a-b
09/16/18 9:55:37 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
Killmonger posted...
Work?

Fuck work

I hate work but my landlords a dick and won't let me live for free. So....
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R0N1N187
09/16/18 9:56:53 PM
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The same reason since the B.C. era.....

WORK.
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DarthAragorn
09/16/18 9:56:59 PM
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I work evenings anyway so I have no problem waking up before work

I just lack the motivation to wake up more than a couple hours before work
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SpiralDrift
09/16/18 10:07:01 PM
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You have to be creative about it. Make up a new lie every morning.

I'm going to have a great day today.
Maybe I'll meet the love of my life today.
I'm going to tell some fantastic jokes today and make everyone laugh.
Today will be the last day I masturbate alone on the kitchen floor.
I'm going to delete my GameFAQs account and move on with my life today.
etc...
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DarthAragorn
09/16/18 10:10:48 PM
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SpiralDrift posted...
You have to be creative about it. Make up a new lie every morning.

I'm going to have a great day today.
Maybe I'll meet the love of my life today.
I'm going to tell some fantastic jokes today and make everyone laugh.
Today will be the last day I masturbate alone on the kitchen floor.
I'm going to delete my GameFAQs account and move on with my life today.
etc...

You lost me with the second one

I can't lie that well
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DarthAragorn
09/17/18 12:57:16 PM
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slept til almost noon

welp
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ArchiePeck
09/17/18 12:58:56 PM
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Ya gotta make some goals and go for them. Live won't meet you halfway
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VectorChaos
09/17/18 1:02:04 PM
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I can't drink in my sleep.

So there's that.
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SuperMedz3
09/17/18 1:08:15 PM
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Unless you die in the sleep the body wakes up
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