Poll of the Day > A man was killed by a great white shark off cape cod today

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DoubleOSnake
09/15/18 6:43:10 PM
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Do you blame the sharks?
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Mead
09/15/18 6:45:37 PM
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Sharks dont kill people, unless they have guns
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JOExHIGASHI
09/15/18 6:49:40 PM
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Mead posted...
Sharks dont kill people, unless they have guns

or lasers tied to their head
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EclairReturns
09/15/18 6:50:05 PM
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JOExHIGASHI posted...
lasers tied to their head


Oh, you mean like in that Austin Powers movie.
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Blighboy
09/15/18 6:53:55 PM
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How do we know it was a shark

Maybe his body just did that
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aHappySacka
09/15/18 7:34:57 PM
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Was it a racially motivated attack?
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JOExHIGASHI
09/15/18 7:43:30 PM
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aHappySacka posted...
Was it a racially motivated attack?

Yes. The shark was targeting the human race
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VeeVees
09/15/18 8:12:39 PM
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It's hard to say without seeing a psychological evaluation of the shark.
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green dragon
09/15/18 8:14:54 PM
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If you have to go, that's probably the best to do it, imo
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faramir77
09/15/18 8:37:40 PM
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EclairReturns posted...
JOExHIGASHI posted...
lasers tied to their head


Oh, you mean like in that Austin Powers movie.


Those were sea bass.
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Kimbos_Egg
09/15/18 8:38:56 PM
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JOExHIGASHI posted...
Mead posted...
Sharks dont kill people, unless they have guns

or lasers tied to their head


Frickin' lasers. Much more deadly.
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WhiskeyDisk
09/15/18 9:14:32 PM
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Mead posted...
Sharks dont kill people, unless they have guns


If only there were a good guy with a shark to stop the shark.
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ASlaveObeys
09/15/18 9:31:35 PM
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My neighborhood has had the beach shut down for weeks (I live in a private beach neighborhood in Plymouth, MA it's not nearly as cool as it sounds, that's pretty much every neighborhood in this town) because of sharks feeding on the seals.

Stupid seals.
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Zeus
09/15/18 9:50:58 PM
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This is why I stick to swimming in pools. The only danger there is pool sharks.... well, unless a sharknado drops an actual shark in the pool.

JOExHIGASHI posted...
aHappySacka posted...
Was it a racially motivated attack?

Yes. The shark was targeting the human race


Human vs shark isn't much of a race. They're much faster swimmers.
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The Popo
09/15/18 9:53:24 PM
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Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
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Dmess85
09/15/18 10:48:32 PM
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I was on martha's vineyard last week and did not see any shark.
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Muscles
09/16/18 5:47:53 AM
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Sharknado?
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JOExHIGASHI
09/16/18 7:57:18 AM
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Zeus posted...
This is why I stick to swimming in pools. The only danger there is pool sharks.... well, unless a sharknado drops an actual shark in the pool.

JOExHIGASHI posted...
aHappySacka posted...
Was it a racially motivated attack?

Yes. The shark was targeting the human race


Human vs shark isn't much of a race. They're much faster swimmers.

But we're much faster runners
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Krazy_Kirby
09/16/18 8:00:28 AM
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JOExHIGASHI posted...
Zeus posted...
This is why I stick to swimming in pools. The only danger there is pool sharks.... well, unless a sharknado drops an actual shark in the pool.

JOExHIGASHI posted...
aHappySacka posted...
Was it a racially motivated attack?

Yes. The shark was targeting the human race


Human vs shark isn't much of a race. They're much faster swimmers.

But we're much faster runners


have you ever seen a shark run?
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LeetCheet
09/16/18 11:43:00 AM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
JOExHIGASHI posted...
Zeus posted...
This is why I stick to swimming in pools. The only danger there is pool sharks.... well, unless a sharknado drops an actual shark in the pool.

JOExHIGASHI posted...
aHappySacka posted...
Was it a racially motivated attack?

Yes. The shark was targeting the human race


Human vs shark isn't much of a race. They're much faster swimmers.

But we're much faster runners


have you ever seen a shark run?


Looks like someone hasn't heard of Street Sharks before.

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