Current Events > I hate funerals. Never been to one. Never will.

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HagenEx
09/15/18 4:01:01 PM
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Won't even go to my own.
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SaithSayer
09/15/18 4:02:15 PM
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You've never been to one. Next time you drive past a funeral home and there are a lot of vehicles, stop by. You may even find you a woman.

People that weep together sleep together.
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IloveJesus
09/15/18 4:03:48 PM
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They can be an important part of the grieving process for some people. Others get nothing from them.
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pikachupwnage
09/15/18 4:04:39 PM
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SaithSayer posted...
You've never been to one. Next time you drive past a funeral home and there are a lot of vehicles, stop by. You may even find you a woman.

People that weep together sleep together.


...................dude the fuck?
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HagenEx
09/15/18 4:04:41 PM
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SaithSayer posted...
You've never been to one. Next time you drive past a funeral home and there are a lot of vehicles, stop by. You may even find you a woman.

People that weep together sleep together.


Makes sense.

But what if she asks me about the deceased? I can't improv for shit.
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SaithSayer
09/15/18 4:05:18 PM
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IloveJesus posted...
They can be an important part of the grieving process for some people. Others get nothing from them.

Seriously.

When you don't go to the funeral and walk up and view the body, it just feels like something somebody said. It doesn't seem real. It's like they could just walk into the store you're in the next week and be all "Hey man!"
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IloveJesus
09/15/18 4:14:16 PM
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SaithSayer posted...
IloveJesus posted...
They can be an important part of the grieving process for some people. Others get nothing from them.

Seriously.

When you don't go to the funeral and walk up and view the body, it just feels like something somebody said. It doesn't seem real. It's like they could just walk into the store you're in the next week and be all "Hey man!"


Been to many funerals but none where you see the body. Open casket isn't really a thing here.
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Roxborough4Ever
09/15/18 4:18:02 PM
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be ready to be shit talked, i know ppl from decades ago still getting shit talked because they didnt go to xyz's funeral 10 years ago
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mustachedmystic
09/15/18 4:35:21 PM
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You won't go to your parents funerals?
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HagenEx
09/15/18 4:38:47 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
You won't go to your parents funerals?


Nope.
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mustachedmystic
09/15/18 4:40:27 PM
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That's fucked up.
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IloveJesus
09/15/18 4:46:35 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
That's fucked up.


To be fair, they'll be dead, so they won't know.
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ReginaldClovis
09/15/18 6:56:02 PM
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I probably won't have one. I just want to be cremated and have my ashes spread somewhere.
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The Wheelman1
09/15/18 6:57:51 PM
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Not even when your relatives die? That is dickish.
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deanshow
09/15/18 7:02:17 PM
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It sucks man. I went to my first funeral at five and never looked back. I've been to too many for my tastes
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vocedelmorte
09/15/18 7:08:22 PM
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I came here to say that you will but

Won't even go to my own.

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