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masatofujimoto
09/15/18 1:14:38 AM
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If you hit women, you are garbage, fuck you.

Why do I hear about this every day...
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/15/18 1:17:04 AM
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My question is why don't they come up with something better?
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HighOnSolar
09/15/18 1:17:38 AM
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I walked into a door that was built like popeye
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TheDarkCircle
09/15/18 1:18:37 AM
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masatofujimoto posted...
If you hit women, you are garbage, fuck you.

Why do I hear about this every day...


if you don't want to hear it every day you should stop hitting women
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masatofujimoto
09/15/18 1:19:03 AM
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CE gonna CE
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frozenshock
09/15/18 1:19:07 AM
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I don't hit women

Women hit me

One time, a woman hit me so hard that it registered in seismic devices in Ouagadoudou
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Burgess
09/15/18 1:19:19 AM
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TC defending women
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/15/18 1:19:29 AM
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"Nooooooooo officer I was trying to look at my asshole in the mirror and tripped and fell onto the toilet and gave myself this black eye and lost all my teeth"
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Burgess
09/15/18 1:19:55 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
"Nooooooooo officer I was trying to look at my asshole in the mirror and tripped and fell onto the toilet and gave myself this black eye and lost all my teeth"


Who hasn't been here I mean come on.
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HighOnSolar
09/15/18 1:20:12 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
"Nooooooooo officer I was trying to look at my asshole in the mirror and tripped and fell onto the toilet and gave myself this black eye and lost all my teeth"

@MabusIncarnate
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evilpresident
09/15/18 1:23:38 AM
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I actually did walk into a door once, because I am an idiot. Had a black eye and a bruise around it. Those were a few awkward months.
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Ultima Dragon
09/15/18 1:23:46 AM
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I don't know what kind of jank ass doors these chicks are walking in to, but to hit directly on or around your eye before any other part of your body makes contact is truly impressive.
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MabusIncarnate
09/15/18 1:32:00 AM
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HighOnSolar posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
"Nooooooooo officer I was trying to look at my asshole in the mirror and tripped and fell onto the toilet and gave myself this black eye and lost all my teeth"

@MabusIncarnate

LOL

Someone needs to bump that thread so it doesn't die.
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