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frozenshock
09/14/18 5:15:54 PM
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Here is Saint Denis:

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Like, wtf.
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__aCEr__
09/14/18 5:19:12 PM
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Literally dug up a corpse and put it on trial.
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Questionmarktarius
09/14/18 5:19:41 PM
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legendarylemur
09/14/18 5:20:25 PM
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frozenshock posted...
Here is Saint Denis:

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Like, wtf.

Lol and saint denis is like lol here's my heeead
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frozenshock
09/14/18 5:22:36 PM
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https://ivarfjeld.com/2013/05/08/the-patron-saint-of-paris-carried-his-head-six-miles/

Saint Denis walked 10 kilometer with his cut off head in his hands. The Vatican canonized this walking zombie, but questioned the length of his walk.


He was martyred in connection with the Decian persecution of Christians, shortly after A.D. 250. After his head was chopped off, Denis is said to have picked it up and walked ten kilometres (six miles), preaching a sermon the entire way, making him one of many cephalophores in hagiology.

He is venerated in the Roman Catholic Church as patron saint of Paris.


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Well.
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hyperpsycho
09/14/18 5:23:22 PM
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Saint Denis the Menace
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EbonTitanium
09/14/18 5:23:26 PM
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Some saints have their body parts scattered in several churches.
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frozenshock
09/14/18 5:24:11 PM
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EbonTitanium posted...
Some saints have their body parts scattered in several churches.


Apparently, in medieval times there were three churches that had St. Peter's tibia.

He must've been some kind of deformed monstrosity. I mean, he had three legs.
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josifrees
09/14/18 5:24:15 PM
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You see shit like that would make people believe. Wheres our headless preachers at
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Zikten
09/14/18 5:26:00 PM
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That would have been quite a sight to see
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frozenshock
09/14/18 5:29:35 PM
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@realDonaldTrump Saint Denis was able to talk with his head cut off. I bet you're too weak to be able to do this!

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