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Coffeebeanz
09/05/18 10:01:54 AM
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Newton obviously.
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Ilishe
09/05/18 10:03:16 AM
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Galileo Galilei > both of them
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DarthWendy
09/05/18 10:03:42 AM
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Galileo though. E pur si muove !

ARGH !! Someone posted first. Not FAIR, I thought of him FIRST obviously, but was doing some excel at the same time !! >:[
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SageHarpuia
09/05/18 10:04:38 AM
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Newton. Einstein's work was only good for developing WMDs.
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clearaflagrantj
09/05/18 10:04:44 AM
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Newton is far more intelligent.

Euler is probably the smartest human being ever though
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Anarchy_Juiblex
09/05/18 10:07:30 AM
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Einstein
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Coffeebeanz
09/05/18 10:08:57 AM
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Forgettable posted...
Aristotle >>


A supreme badass but he is attributed to a lot more than he actually did.
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green butter
09/05/18 10:10:13 AM
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Newton:
- died a virgin
- biggest accomplishment is discovering gravity ("durrr, things fall when i drop them, doyyy")
- believed in alchemy

Einstein:
- definitely hit the back walls, absolutely not a virgin, this guy FUCKED
- helped make the atomic bomb, the most metal of all inventions
- alpha mustache & hair
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Coffeebeanz
09/05/18 10:14:30 AM
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Newton - Invents calculus and physics because he was bored while school was out.
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green butter
09/05/18 10:17:39 AM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
Newton - Invents calculus and physics because he was bored while school was out.

meanwhile einstein was neck deep in gash
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ssj3vegeta_
09/05/18 10:18:46 AM
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Anarchy_Juiblex
09/05/18 10:19:49 AM
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ssj3vegeta_ posted...
Nikola Tesla


Fuck off not even close.
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EndOfDiscOne
09/05/18 10:20:37 AM
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Steve Jobs > both
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scar the 1
09/05/18 10:21:18 AM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
Newton - Invents calculus and physics because he was bored while school was out.

Yo, don't forget about Leibniz though
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AlephZero
09/05/18 10:26:05 AM
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Newton is probably the most brilliant person to have ever lived. He discovered/invented/created (or whatever term you want to use) calculus at roughly the same rate college students learn it today. In his fucking 20s. And that's just a small part of the contributions he made to physics and mathematics.
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scar the 1
09/05/18 10:36:38 AM
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And there are plenty of really really influential people throughout history. Gauss, Maxwell, Euler, Noether, Cook, Turing, etc. And that's just within math/physics. Don't discount people like Popper, Darwin, etc or even authors, composers etc. Bach, Beethoven, and so on were amazing geniuses.
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SageHarpuia
09/05/18 10:40:52 AM
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green butter posted...
- believed in alchemy

Not exactly in the magical sense, but they actually did find a way to create gold, the cost just didn't justify it.
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Coffeebeanz
09/05/18 12:35:00 PM
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I just want to mention that Alchemy was treated more like a science than a mystical art. Yes, there were those who used mysticism with it. That said, a lot of alchemy wound up becoming actual chemistry. Nomenclatures like sulfate, nitrate, Etc all came from Alchemy.
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gunplagirl
09/05/18 12:44:23 PM
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green butter posted...
Newton:
- died a virgin
- biggest accomplishment is discovering gravity ("durrr, things fall when i drop them, doyyy")
- believed in alchemy

Einstein:
- definitely hit the back walls, absolutely not a virgin, this guy FUCKED
- helped make the atomic bomb, the most metal of all inventions
- alpha mustache & hair


Newton was probably gay, at the very least he was very deeply involved with, and frequently around, Fatio de Duillier
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SageHarpuia
09/05/18 2:33:37 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
Newton was probably gay

Typical gunplagirl post.
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DevsBro
09/05/18 2:41:41 PM
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Kinda like Bell vs Edison on the topic of the telephone. Bell invented it if you wanna be technical but before Edison, it was redundant considering that by the time you yelled loud enough to be heard over it, they could hear you through the air anyway.
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EliteLevel
09/05/18 2:46:57 PM
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Newton didnt discover gravity. I dont know why people believe this.
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scar the 1
09/05/18 3:43:59 PM
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EliteLevel posted...
Newton didnt discover gravity. I dont know why people believe this.

It's a bit of a meme. But he certainly did discover a great deal about how it works, which led to a whole range of other discoveries.
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gunplagirl
09/05/18 7:56:09 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
gunplagirl posted...
Newton was probably gay

Typical gunplagirl post.

Are you seriously unaware of how many historic figures were gay as hell but had it erased? Anne Frank, had an emotionally involved crush on a girl. DaVinci was arrested twice for sodomy. James Buchanan lived with a man and Andrew Jackson referred to the two as gay. Eleanor Roosevelt's love letters to a woman still exist.

Hell, the term "eternal bachelor" was a term used to refer to a man who would never marry, not because he wasn't interested in settling down, but because he was gay and society wouldn't accept such unions.

Maybe educate yourself instead of sounding like a hater.
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DevsBro
09/05/18 11:50:46 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
gunplagirl posted...
Newton was probably gay

Typical gunplagirl post.

Are you seriously unaware of how many historic figures were gay as hell but had it erased? Anne Frank, had an emotionally involved crush on a girl. DaVinci was arrested twice for sodomy. James Buchanan lived with a man and Andrew Jackson referred to the two as gay. Eleanor Roosevelt's love letters to a woman still exist.

Hell, the term "eternal bachelor" was a term used to refer to a man who would never marry, not because he wasn't interested in settling down, but because he was gay and society wouldn't accept such unions.

Maybe educate yourself instead of sounding like a hater.

A lot of gay people used to be repressed

Therefore

Newton was probably gay
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BignutzisBack
09/05/18 11:51:29 PM
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BignutzisBack
09/05/18 11:52:20 PM
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Also Newton believed in some absolutely wild shit in his later decades
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Slip-N-Slide
09/05/18 11:53:03 PM
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The one who didn't fuck his cousin.
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DevsBro
09/05/18 11:54:11 PM
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BignutzisBack posted...
Also Newton believed in some absolutely wild shit in his later decades

Seems a lot of the greatest scientists ever end this way.
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Irony
09/05/18 11:55:22 PM
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Newton's stand is Stairway to Heaven
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matteus70
09/05/18 11:57:34 PM
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Johannes Gutenberg
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Romes187
09/06/18 12:26:13 AM
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Kant
Von Neumann
Maybe Hegel
Euler
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SageHarpuia
09/06/18 1:50:58 PM
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DevsBro posted...
gunplagirl posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
gunplagirl posted...
Newton was probably gay

Typical gunplagirl post.

Are you seriously unaware of how many historic figures were gay as hell but had it erased? Anne Frank, had an emotionally involved crush on a girl. DaVinci was arrested twice for sodomy. James Buchanan lived with a man and Andrew Jackson referred to the two as gay. Eleanor Roosevelt's love letters to a woman still exist.

Hell, the term "eternal bachelor" was a term used to refer to a man who would never marry, not because he wasn't interested in settling down, but because he was gay and society wouldn't accept such unions.

Maybe educate yourself instead of sounding like a hater.

A lot of gay people used to be repressed

Therefore

Newton was probably gay

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