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DirkDiggles
09/03/18 8:15:52 PM
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DirkDiggles
09/03/18 8:19:34 PM
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Did you hear that the local pathologist got fired for necrophilia.

He got caught cracking open a cold one while on the clock.
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DirkDiggles
09/03/18 8:21:13 PM
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Why don't you play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.
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DirkDiggles
09/03/18 8:22:34 PM
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What do you call bees that produce milk?

Boo-bees
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VipaGTS
09/03/18 8:23:04 PM
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So there is a lion and cheetah taking a test and the lion says hey hes cheetin! And the cheetah says no hes lion!

This one works better vocally.
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DirkDiggles
09/03/18 8:25:06 PM
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What do you call a seagull from San Fransisco?

A Bagel
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Funcoot
09/03/18 8:29:21 PM
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What was the cheese maker's favorite TV show?

The Muensters!
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gguirao
09/06/18 4:32:39 AM
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What is the richest cheese in the world?

Paris Stilton.
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neverwin
09/06/18 5:19:14 AM
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A man wished for a schlong that would hit the floor.

The genie then cut off his legs.
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catboy0_0
09/06/18 5:20:48 AM
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fuzzylittlbunny
09/06/18 5:22:26 AM
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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays :3
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Maya high five!
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DrizztLink
09/06/18 5:28:50 AM
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What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Why'd the little boy fall off the swingset?

He didn't have arms.
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catboy0_0
09/06/18 5:41:54 AM
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DirkDiggles posted...
What do you call bees that produce milk?

Boo-bees

:O
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Glucian
09/06/18 5:42:00 AM
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Its no longer tarragon its tarrahere.
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