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Key
09/03/18 12:53:14 PM
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I told him to tell her that I'm into guys but she was pretty insistent that we sleep together. We haven't so far cause I have no interest in sleeping with a girl. but she's had him talk to me about it several tomes
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AlabamaLove
09/03/18 12:53:57 PM
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Tell her to get a strap on
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Key
09/03/18 12:55:46 PM
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AlabamaLove posted...
Tell her to get a strap on

The I might consider it if she offered that. But she wants me to fuck her which just ain't for me tbh
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Muffinz0rz
09/03/18 12:56:38 PM
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Key posted...
AlabamaLove posted...
Tell her to get a strap on

The I might consider it if she offered that. But she wants me to fuck her which just ain't for me tbh

So tell her to get a strap on
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Akagami_Shanks
09/03/18 12:59:39 PM
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Things that happened
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Key
09/03/18 1:00:00 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Key posted...
AlabamaLove posted...
Tell her to get a strap on

The I might consider it if she offered that. But she wants me to fuck her which just ain't for me tbh

So tell her to get a strap on

Oh she didn't offer that. And even then a strap on doesn't compare to the real thing. I much rather just blow my friend then sleep with his manager but unfortunately he's straight :/
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PokemonExpert44
09/03/18 1:01:24 PM
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Buy a condom, tc.
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Key
09/03/18 1:02:59 PM
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Akagami_Shanks posted...
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Is a girl going after a guy really that unbelievable? No seriously. I haven't gone for girls in years
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1337toothbrush
09/03/18 1:04:03 PM
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Key posted...
Akagami_Shanks posted...
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Is a girl going after a guy really that unbelievable? No seriously. I haven't gone for girls in years

It's clearly unbelievable for him, which speaks volumes about him more than anything else.
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treewojima
09/03/18 1:48:17 PM
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you can give her my number
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Key
09/03/18 3:50:10 PM
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treewojima posted...
you can give her my number

All you have to do is fly to el paso
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Zikten
09/03/18 3:51:11 PM
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people want what they can't have. if you were straight she'd want nothign to do with you.
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ChainedRedone
09/03/18 3:53:16 PM
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is she cute? I know you're not into girls but is she the type of girl we'd consider hot? must know. thanks
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kingdrake2
09/03/18 3:54:18 PM
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Key posted...
Akagami_Shanks posted...
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Is a girl going after a guy really that unbelievable? No seriously. I haven't gone for girls in years


i admire TC's willpower not to give in. usually its the men who have to go after the girl in attempt to woo them.
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SageHarpuia
09/03/18 3:55:26 PM
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smh
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PokemonExpert44
09/03/18 5:22:44 PM
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bump
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Flintlock_Staff
09/03/18 5:24:39 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
Key posted...
Akagami_Shanks posted...
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Is a girl going after a guy really that unbelievable? No seriously. I haven't gone for girls in years


i admire TC's willpower not to give in. usually its the men who have to go after the girl in attempt to woo them.

What willpower? He's not attracted to her/women so he doesn't wanna fuck her. There's no willpower involved
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Lost_All_Senses
09/03/18 5:26:04 PM
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1337toothbrush posted...
Key posted...
Akagami_Shanks posted...
Things that happened

Is a girl going after a guy really that unbelievable? No seriously. I haven't gone for girls in years

It's clearly unbelievable for him, which speaks volumes about him more than anything else.


That was always my logic on the "Thathappened" people. Of course when you don't leave the house nothing ever happens but do these people just think nothing is happening to anyone ever?
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kingdrake2
09/03/18 6:46:38 PM
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why did he reject her. he had the keys to the kingdom and he threw it all away.
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Zikten
09/03/18 6:54:25 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
why did he reject her. he had the keys to the kingdom and he threw it all away.

he likes guys. if a gay men gave you the keys to the kingdom would you take them?
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Ultima Dragon
09/03/18 6:56:57 PM
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I've known a lot of chicks to chase gay guys fairly aggressively, even though (naturally) they show little to no interest in them.

A case of wanting what you can't have perhaps?
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Key
09/03/18 7:13:00 PM
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ChainedRedone posted...
is she cute? I know you're not into girls but is she the type of girl we'd consider hot? must know. thanks

She's alright. A thicker Mexican girl. I'd say around higher tier of average not like super hot but I imagine most straight guys would say yes.

Zikten posted...
people want what they can't have. if you were straight she'd want nothign to do with you.

Ehh she was interested before she knew I was gay but after I had my friend tell her she was more direct with her approach so I guess
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Key
09/03/18 7:15:28 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
why did he reject her. he had the keys to the kingdom and he threw it all away.

Cause I like guys. I've slept with girls before but it was when I was still denying that I was into guys. Took me awhile to accept it but now that I don't feel like I have to be with girls cause that's what's normal I don't have any interest
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vbty3
09/03/18 7:17:38 PM
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Why doesnt she sleep with friend?
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Key
09/03/18 7:51:26 PM
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vbty3 posted...
Why doesnt she sleep with friend?

He has a girlfriend rn. And even then I doubt think he's her type
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immaWHOOPdatASS
09/03/18 7:53:08 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
why did he reject her. he had the keys to the kingdom and he threw it all away.


You are seriously weird af
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kingdrake2
09/03/18 8:46:23 PM
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i'm more deranged. we're messed up in the head.

if this dog keeps howling i'm going to call the cops next door that's where it's started from. he shouldn't of brought that dog back because i know the outcome.

won't even matter those assholes are getting evicted by friday.
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