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Antifar 09/02/18 8:49:37 PM #1:	Like, they're preferable to walking everywhere, but they're never really satisfying to ride. --- kin to all that throbs <cite>Antifar posted [p:908001695] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote>Like, they're preferable to walking everywhere, but they're never really satisfying to ride.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
furb 09/03/18 10:16:02 AM #2:	Kabuki Quantum Fighter --- You know how fads are. Today it's brains, tomorrow, pierced tongues. Then the next day, pierced brains. -Jane Lane <cite>furb posted [p:908025720] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote>Kabuki Quantum Fighter</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WafflehouseJK 09/03/18 10:16:47 AM #3:	Excuse you, Epona's great. --- "She was like, 'Oh, did you see that firefighter? Hes so cute.' And I was like, Mom, I just got blown up." <cite>WafflehouseJK posted [p:908025743] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote>Excuse you, Epona's great.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BLAKUboy 09/03/18 10:17:35 AM #4:	WafflehouseJK posted... Excuse you, Epona's great. She is always the worst offender. --- Aeris dies if she takes more damage than her current HP - Panthera https://signavatar.com/26999_s.png <cite>BLAKUboy posted [p:908025768] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote><cite>WafflehouseJK posted...</cite> <quote>Excuse you, Epona's great.</quote> She is always the worst offender.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bloodychess 09/03/18 10:17:49 AM #5:	Shadowmere is pretty fun though --- To err is human To arr is pirate <cite>Bloodychess posted [p:908025778] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote>Shadowmere is pretty fun though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 09/03/18 10:17:52 AM #6:	Shadow of the colossus would like to have a word --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:908025783] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote>Shadow of the colossus would like to have a word</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bloodychess 09/03/18 10:18:05 AM #7:	BLAKUboy posted... WafflehouseJK posted... Excuse you, Epona's great. She is always the worst offender. Wat how --- To err is human To arr is pirate <cite>Bloodychess posted [p:908025798] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote><cite>BLAKUboy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>WafflehouseJK posted...</cite> <quote>Excuse you, Epona's great.</quote> She is always the worst offender.</quote> Wat how</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 09/03/18 10:29:50 AM #8:	Red Dead had pretty good horses. But otherwise horses are more annoying than anything. Even in Witcher 3 it's usually easier to just go on foot. --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:908026195] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote>Red Dead had pretty good horses. But otherwise horses are more annoying than anything. Even in Witcher 3 it's usually easier to just go on foot.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumpo 09/03/18 10:31:51 AM #9:	What other horse can you make shit on command like the one in MGSV? <cite>Trumpo posted [p:908026262] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote>What other horse can you make shit on command like the one in MGSV?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raikuro 09/03/18 10:33:44 AM #10:	what kind of "satisfaction" are you looking for from horse riding? <cite>Raikuro posted [p:908026334] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote>what kind of "satisfaction" are you looking for from horse riding?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HaVeNII7 09/03/18 10:34:42 AM #11:	Raikuro posted... what kind of "satisfaction" are you looking for from horse riding? --- PSN/Steam: HaVeNII7 <cite>HaVeNII7 posted [p:908026362] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote><cite>Raikuro posted...</cite> <quote>what kind of "satisfaction" are you looking for from horse riding?</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 09/03/18 10:35:23 AM #12:	For me, ease of control, not getting stuck behind a 2 ft fence or invisible rock. --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:908026385] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote>For me, ease of control, not getting stuck behind a 2 ft fence or invisible rock.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
k debonair 09/03/18 10:35:36 AM #13:	Yeah, Shadow of the Colossus was the only one. Mainly for that blind flying leap you take from the horse's back onto Phalanx's wings. that was epic. --- From: CJayC \| Posted: 6/3/2003 GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. <cite>k debonair posted [p:908026387] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, Shadow of the Colossus was the only one. Mainly for that blind flying leap you take from the horse's back onto Phalanx's wings. that was epic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 09/03/18 10:36:39 AM #14:	The Red Hare made traversing large maps a breeze. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:908026421] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote>The Red Hare made traversing large maps a breeze.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthWendy 09/03/18 10:37:33 AM #15:	nevershine posted... Shadow of the colossus would like to have a word This. TC should play better games. The horsing in AssCreed Origins is rather decent too. --- Ave Caesar, Rosae Rosam et Spiritus Rex ! - Voila, ca ne veut absolument rien dire mais l'effet reste le meme https://i.imgtc.com/eRE0ORV.jpg <cite>DarthWendy posted [p:908026449] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote><cite>nevershine posted...</cite> <quote>Shadow of the colossus would like to have a word</quote> This. TC should play better games. The horsing in AssCreed Origins is rather decent too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 09/03/18 10:41:28 AM #16:	the point is you get freedom of speed while sacrificing the ability to turn on a dime --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:908026582] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote>the point is you get freedom of speed while sacrificing the ability to turn on a dime</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
green butter 09/03/18 11:05:10 AM #17:	same goes for swimming in video games, it has never been pleasurable --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>green butter posted [p:908027577] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote>same goes for swimming in video games, it has never been pleasurable</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlabamaLove 09/03/18 11:06:42 AM #18:	Yeah Red Dead Redemption horses are amazing --- https://imgur.com/nAjIv https://imgur.com/Gqlg3 <cite>AlabamaLove posted [p:908027651] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote>Yeah Red Dead Redemption horses are amazing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlabamaLove 09/03/18 11:06:53 AM #19:	Also oblivion horses --- https://imgur.com/nAjIv https://imgur.com/Gqlg3 <cite>AlabamaLove posted [p:908027659] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote>Also oblivion horses</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 09/03/18 11:08:59 AM #20:	Also Petz Horsez --- Love dolphins and whales? Come hang out at Cetacea Cove! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:908027762] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote>Also Petz Horsez</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Banjo2553 09/03/18 11:10:46 AM #21:	BLAKUboy posted... WafflehouseJK posted... Excuse you, Epona's great. She is always the worst offender. In Twilight Princess? I loved riding Epona in that game. --- Game collection: http://www.backloggery.com/bakonbitz Gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwVQm69J7bGScbv3_50C0dA <cite>Banjo2553 posted [p:908027836] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote><cite>BLAKUboy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>WafflehouseJK posted...</cite> <quote>Excuse you, Epona's great.</quote> She is always the worst offender.</quote> In Twilight Princess? I loved riding Epona in that game.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
averagejoel 09/03/18 11:11:36 AM #22:	there aren't nearly enough games where you play as a horse though --- peanut butter and dick <cite>averagejoel posted [p:908027876] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote>there aren't nearly enough games where you play as a horse though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HANGtheDJ_86 09/03/18 11:17:19 AM #23:	That's why you gotta buy the horse armor --- Green is the Color <cite>HANGtheDJ_86 posted [p:908028146] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote>That's why you gotta buy the horse armor</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spidey5 09/03/18 11:20:31 AM #24:	Barbie Horse Adventure --- https://imgur.com/wfUGrp5 https://imgur.com/Sus70Yp https://imgur.com/3Alq6H7 https://imgur.com/cjVX1u8 <cite>Spidey5 posted [p:908028289] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote>Barbie Horse Adventure</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cthulhu_Fhtagn 09/03/18 11:29:43 AM #25:	The first horse I thought of is the one in Stardew Valley. I hate going anywhere without it because of the speed but damn if it isn't annoying when it won't go through spaces it could clearly fit through. --- Last night I saw a superhero, he was black He said this is for the street... https://imgtc.com/i/1xVSRqT.png <cite>Cthulhu_Fhtagn posted [p:908028679] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote>The first horse I thought of is the one in Stardew Valley. I hate going anywhere without it because of the speed but damn if it isn't annoying when it won't go through spaces it could clearly fit through.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bio1590 09/03/18 11:30:24 AM #26:	Who's a good horse? You are! --- https://imgur.com/bbRWLI8 https://imgur.com/A0BErSV <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:908028708] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote>Who's a good horse? You are!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__aCEr__ 09/03/18 11:55:02 AM #27:	<cite>__aCEr__ posted [p:908029840] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DanHarenChamp 09/03/18 12:05:13 PM #28:	they were pretty fun in battlefield 1 --- literally the pacers <cite>DanHarenChamp posted [p:908030354] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote>they were pretty fun in battlefield 1</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hayame Zero 09/03/18 12:08:19 PM #29:	Cthulhu_Fhtagn posted... The first horse I thought of is the one in Stardew Valley. I hate going anywhere without it because of the speed but damn if it isn't annoying when it won't go through spaces it could clearly fit through. Coffee. --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame Zero posted [p:908030525] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cthulhu_Fhtagn posted...</cite> <quote>The first horse I thought of is the one in Stardew Valley. I hate going anywhere without it because of the speed but damn if it isn't annoying when it won't go through spaces it could clearly fit through.</quote> Coffee.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RoboLaserGandhi 09/03/18 12:20:17 PM #32:	green butter posted... same goes for swimming in video games, it has never been pleasurable Well probably because humans don't really swim very fast or agile so even in games that have superhuman swimming capabilities it's still only as good as like regular walrus swimming. But the big thing is there's really not a whole lot to do when you're swimming. Combat is either non-existent or very limited and there's no longer any kind of platforming element because you have a full 3 dimensions of freedom. And in games on the slightly more realistic side, you basically get to do nothing but use the interact button to open a chest or flip a switch. <cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted [p:908031057] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote><cite>green butter posted...</cite> <quote>same goes for swimming in video games, it has never been pleasurable</quote> Well probably because humans don't really swim very fast or agile so even in games that have superhuman swimming capabilities it's still only as good as like regular walrus swimming. But the big thing is there's really not a whole lot to do when you're swimming. Combat is either non-existent or very limited and there's no longer any kind of platforming element because you have a full 3 dimensions of freedom. And in games on the slightly more realistic side, you basically get to do nothing but use the interact button to open a chest or flip a switch.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 09/03/18 12:21:57 PM #33:	RoboLaserGandhi posted... you have a full 3 dimensions of freedom. you mean "slowly doggy paddle along the surface desperately trying to get back to dry land" --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt <cite>HylianFox posted [p:908031144] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote><cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted...</cite> <quote>you have a full 3 dimensions of freedom.</quote> you mean "slowly doggy paddle along the surface desperately trying to get back to dry land"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pitlord_Special 09/03/18 12:25:35 PM #34:	Mount and Blade was pretty fun to get a high tier horse and then be able to trample through enemy infantry (peasants and other low level enemies could be knocked unconscious in just one or two passes) --- Posted from my iPhone 8 <cite>Pitlord_Special posted [p:908031308] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote>Mount and Blade was pretty fun to get a high tier horse and then be able to trample through enemy infantry (peasants and other low level enemies could be knocked unconscious in just one or two passes)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordRazziel 09/03/18 12:28:54 PM #35:	I dunno, I was pretty stoked when I got Epona in OoT. --- https://imgur.com/8pzUM https://imgur.com/Oh1iujg The only bad part about flying is having to come back down to the f***in' world ~Rat <cite>LordRazziel posted [p:908031467] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote>I dunno, I was pretty stoked when I got Epona in OoT.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 09/03/18 12:40:42 PM #36:	plays eponaz song --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:908031988] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote>plays eponaz song</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 09/03/18 12:41:48 PM #37:	__aCEr__ posted... This is so god damn creepy <cite>Axiom posted [p:908032037] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote><cite>__aCEr__ posted...</cite> <quote></quote> This is so god damn creepy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 09/03/18 12:42:27 PM #38:	Axiom posted... This is so god damn creepy it's weird. it's not creepy --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:908032068] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote><cite>Axiom posted...</cite> <quote>This is so god damn creepy</quote> it's weird. it's not creepy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RoboLaserGandhi 09/03/18 12:43:34 PM #39:	catboy0_0 posted... Axiom posted... This is so god damn creepy it's weird. it's not creepy Nah it's creepy It's also rather unclever and unfunny <cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted [p:908032119] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote><cite>catboy0_0 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Axiom posted...</cite> <quote>This is so god damn creepy</quote> it's weird. it's not creepy</quote> Nah it's creepy It's also rather unclever and unfunny</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 09/03/18 12:49:19 PM #40:	you guys don't know creepy like I do --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:908032388] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote>you guys don't know creepy like I do</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlabamaLove 09/03/18 12:56:20 PM #41:	__aCEr__ posted... What in the Frida Kahlo is this? --- https://imgur.com/nAjIv https://imgur.com/Gqlg3 <cite>AlabamaLove posted [p:908032728] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote><cite>__aCEr__ posted...</cite> <quote></quote> What in the Frida Kahlo is this?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 09/04/18 12:06:50 AM #42:	AlabamaLove posted... __aCEr__ posted... What in the Frida Kahlo is this? Oh jeez, I'd forgotten all about that, lol It's a weird mobile game called My Horse Prince. --- Love dolphins and whales? Come hang out at Cetacea Cove! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:908069539] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote><cite>AlabamaLove posted...</cite> <quote><cite>__aCEr__ posted...</cite> <quote></quote> What in the Frida Kahlo is this?</quote> Oh jeez, I'd forgotten all about that, lol It's a weird mobile game called My Horse Prince.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 09/04/18 12:09:54 AM #43:	D horse was awesome. Epona has been awesome before on occasions. Horse riding in AssCreed games is damn near essential. There's plenty of examples where it's done right. --- Clean Butt Crew <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:908069687] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote>D horse was awesome. Epona has been awesome before on occasions. Horse riding in AssCreed games is damn near essential. There's plenty of examples where it's done right.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CW_McGraw 09/04/18 12:50:19 AM #44:	I liked horses in Skyrim, mostly because horse archery to take down dragons looked really cool. --- https://imgur.com/hso8CUi <cite>CW_McGraw posted [p:908071299] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote>I liked horses in Skyrim, mostly because horse archery to take down dragons looked really cool.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 09/04/18 12:51:59 AM #45:	Daggerfall horses are the GOAT video game horses. "Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop" Horse neighs Repeat forever. --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:908071369] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote>Daggerfall horses are the GOAT video game horses. "Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop" Horse neighs Repeat forever.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 09/04/18 12:55:29 AM #47:	dolomedes posted... furb posted... Kabuki Quantum Fighter this is obv a joke but kabuki quantum fighter is a legit good game i mean if you like ninja gaiden clones I've always wanted to make some sort of KQF crossover series where Scott "quantum leaps" from game-to-game Would work well as a webcomic or video series --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt <cite>HylianFox posted [p:908071492] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote><cite>dolomedes posted...</cite> <quote><cite>furb posted...</cite> <quote>Kabuki Quantum Fighter</quote> this is obv a joke but kabuki quantum fighter is a legit good game i mean if you like ninja gaiden clones</quote> I've always wanted to make some sort of KQF crossover series where Scott "quantum leaps" from game-to-game Would work well as a webcomic or video series</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 09/04/18 12:55:32 AM #48:	but I love horses in BotW!!! ~~Not as much as I love killing them.~~ --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 26, 500th posts: 20; PiO ATTN: 2 RotM wins 1, Rejoice my comrades, utopia awaits once Capitalism dies and communism rises. <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:908071495] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote>but I love horses in BotW!!! Not as much as I love killing them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 09/04/18 12:55:36 AM #49:	Alot of people love their mounts in World of Warcraft and like half the fucking mounts in the game are kinds of horses. At least for Alliance mounts anyway <cite>Zikten posted [p:908071500] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote>Alot of people love their mounts in World of Warcraft and like half the fucking mounts in the game are kinds of horses. At least for Alliance mounts anyway</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 09/04/18 12:56:21 AM #50:	PiOverlord posted... but I love horses in BotW!!! ~~Not as much as I love killing them.~~ I always kill horses bokoblins ride so they can't get back on >__> --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt <cite>HylianFox posted [p:908071526] in Horses in ... [t:76961254]...</cite> <quote><cite>PiOverlord posted...</cite> <quote>but I love horses in BotW!!! Not as much as I love killing them.</quote> I always kill horses bokoblins ride so they can't get back on >__></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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