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Garioshi
09/02/18 12:22:43 PM
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Makes you think
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The_Ivory_Man
09/02/18 12:28:29 PM
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I don't think they are any more than regular elves.
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meestermj
09/02/18 12:29:25 PM
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The_Ivory_Man posted...
I don't think they are any more than regular elves.

This. Possibly even less due to their matriarchal society, pain worship, and association with spiders in D&D.
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Garioshi
09/02/18 12:29:26 PM
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The_Ivory_Man posted...
I don't think they are any more than regular elves.

Google Images "elf" and then Google Images "dark elf".
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Sexypwnstar
09/02/18 12:30:56 PM
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Garioshi posted...
The_Ivory_Man posted...
I don't think they are any more than regular elves.

Google Images "elf" and then Google Images "dark elf".


No one is interested in sexualizing Will Ferrell bro
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Turtlebread
09/02/18 12:32:41 PM
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cause dark elfs are the big tiddie goth gf of the fantasy realm
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OwlRammer
09/02/18 12:33:24 PM
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FaultyGourry
09/02/18 12:35:46 PM
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Because dark elves are usually presented as the opposite of high elves which are usually depicted as pure.

Turtlebread posted...
cause dark elfs are the big tiddie goth gf of the fantasy realm

Also this.
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StarReaper13
09/02/18 12:37:28 PM
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Turtlebread posted...
cause dark elfs are the big tiddie goth gf of the fantasy realm

Dark Elves best elves 9/10 times.
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LinksLiege
09/02/18 12:39:51 PM
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Normal elves are boring and pure.

Dark elves are kinky.
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Garioshi
09/02/18 12:43:39 PM
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Sexypwnstar posted...
Garioshi posted...
The_Ivory_Man posted...
I don't think they are any more than regular elves.

Google Images "elf" and then Google Images "dark elf".


No one is interested in sexualizing Will Ferrell bro

Speak for yourself
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Freddie_Mercury
09/02/18 12:46:26 PM
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viconia
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SuperShake666
09/02/18 12:54:16 PM
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Cause Drow society is freaky as hell. Mmm...
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green butter
09/02/18 12:55:18 PM
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look up the dark eldar in warhammer 40k, i think thats what started a lot of it. basically they just have blood orgies all day
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Garioshi
09/02/18 1:05:17 PM
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SuperShake666 posted...
Cause Drow society is freaky as hell. Mmm...

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Kobe8Bryant24
09/02/18 1:06:42 PM
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LinksLiege posted...
Normal elves

pure


Who's advertising this lie?
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kinetika_
09/02/18 1:12:32 PM
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Drow are very kiny, and 'dark' anything usually implies the more carnal, baser side of man, which typically includes eroctism of any kind.
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SnapesOnAPlane
09/02/18 1:16:23 PM
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Its just part of Dunmeri culture
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Zikten
09/02/18 5:17:00 PM
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yea dark elves are weird man. Drizzt was the first normal dark elf in history. before him, they were just a monster race like orcs. nobody ever even considered them as being anything other than pure villains with no complexity and I think most of their society and culture and stuff was invented and fleshed out by Salvatore.
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DrizztLink
09/02/18 5:18:23 PM
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Ivynn
09/02/18 5:19:59 PM
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Turtlebread posted...
cause dark elfs are the big tiddie goth gf of the fantasy realm


Perfect
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DavidWong
09/02/18 5:22:47 PM
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Sylvanas
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DK9292
09/02/18 5:22:50 PM
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Have I been influenced by pc-gone-mad culture, or is the entire concept of dark elves kinda... uncomfortable?

There's a species that is split into two factions based on skin colour. The light-skinned ones are all beautiful, pure, elegant and perfect... and the dark-skinned ones are all evil, at least until Drizzt came along and made heroic ones popular. And even then, he was supposed to be "one of the good ones".
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Kobe8Bryant24
09/02/18 5:25:34 PM
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An elegant warrior seems contradictory. Again, I ask, who is spreading those lies? lol Regular elves are as complexy human as humans. As for dark elf reputations, it's mostly due to what magic they practiced.
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synth_real
09/02/18 5:27:56 PM
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DK9292 posted...
Have I been influenced by pc-gone-mad culture, or is the entire concept of dark elves kinda... uncomfortable?

There's a species that is split into two factions based on skin colour. The light-skinned ones are all beautiful, pure, elegant and perfect... and the dark-skinned ones are all evil, at least until Drizzt came along and made heroic ones popular. And even then, he was supposed to be "one of the good ones".

They weren't always like that, it was their goddess Lolth who caused them to become the cruel, scheming backstabbers they're known as. Also, the Underdark is a crazy, scary place that almost requires ruthlessness to survive and thrive in.
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electricbugs2
09/02/18 5:28:38 PM
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As far as Elder Scrolls go, lore wise they're the most promiscuous of the elves. There's an entire book series devoted to Queen Barenziah being a hoe.

Bethesda wise, Dark elves have always been Bethesda's best work. They actually know how to draw them, as opposed to the other races.
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DK9292
09/02/18 5:29:13 PM
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synth_real posted...
DK9292 posted...
Have I been influenced by pc-gone-mad culture, or is the entire concept of dark elves kinda... uncomfortable?

There's a species that is split into two factions based on skin colour. The light-skinned ones are all beautiful, pure, elegant and perfect... and the dark-skinned ones are all evil, at least until Drizzt came along and made heroic ones popular. And even then, he was supposed to be "one of the good ones".

They weren't always like that, it was their goddess Lolth who caused them to become the cruel, scheming backstabbers they're known as. Also, the Underdark is a crazy, scary place that almost requires ruthlessness to survive and thrive in.

Was any of that true from the start, or was that shoe-horned in later to explain why most Dark Elves are evil while a few are still heroic?
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Zikten
09/02/18 5:29:37 PM
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DK9292 posted...
Have I been influenced by pc-gone-mad culture, or is the entire concept of dark elves kinda... uncomfortable?

There's a species that is split into two factions based on skin colour. The light-skinned ones are all beautiful, pure, elegant and perfect... and the dark-skinned ones are all evil, at least until Drizzt came along and made heroic ones popular. And even then, he was supposed to be "one of the good ones".

it's not just their skin. dark elves also live underground. so it's surface vs underground. but there is a reason for the split. they explained it in one of the DnD novels that was a history of the elven race. and in that book, the goddess that dark elves worship used to be the wife of the creator of the elven race. but she betrayed her husband and family and then got cursed and banished. then she made her own race, the dark elves. also her son was part of the betrayel too so he got banished and he's part of the pantheon of dark elves.

finally, his sister volunteered to be go too for some reason I can't remember. she was actually on her father's side but for some reason she decides to leave with her mom and brother. but she's not worshipped by most dark elves and is considered by them to be a heretic diety. only worshipped by good dark elves, usually ones that live in the forest on the surface. Drizzt doesn't worship her though. he follows some unicorn god or something I think. It's been years since I read his books though.
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Esrac
09/02/18 5:33:19 PM
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Garioshi posted...
The_Ivory_Man posted...
I don't think they are any more than regular elves.

Google Images "elf" and then Google Images "dark elf".


You might get better results if you search for "wood elf", "moon elf" or "high elf". Maybe even "blood elf".
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YukihoHagiwara
09/02/18 5:34:46 PM
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have you heard of the high elves
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creativerealms
09/02/18 5:35:03 PM
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Evil is sexy. Yeah yeah I know dark Elves are not evil by default but still.
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Axiom
09/02/18 5:37:57 PM
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It is pretty weird. In the Gate anime the normal elf had an innocent and pure character while the dark one straight up offers her body
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gunplagirl
09/02/18 5:40:52 PM
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Dark elves aren't always portrayed as immortals but normal elves almost always are. So the need for normal elves to reproduce is either pointless or they can not reproduce anyways, they're only able to be created by the gods.
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Zikten
09/02/18 5:42:51 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
Dark elves aren't always portrayed as immortals but normal elves almost always are. So the need for normal elves to reproduce is either pointless or they can not reproduce anyways, they're only able to be created by the gods.

in DnD they just live a long time. DnD elves of any kind tend to live about 1000 years. Dwarves half that at 500
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gunplagirl
09/02/18 5:43:56 PM
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Zikten posted...
gunplagirl posted...
Dark elves aren't always portrayed as immortals but normal elves almost always are. So the need for normal elves to reproduce is either pointless or they can not reproduce anyways, they're only able to be created by the gods.

in DnD they just live a long time. DnD elves of any kind tend to live about 1000 years. Dwarves half that at 500


I never bothered to look into it but what are fairy life spans like in dnd
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Zikten
09/02/18 5:46:19 PM
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not sure.....

https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Fairy_(5e_Race)

this doesn't really address that. that's a good question though
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Cookie Bag
09/02/18 5:48:32 PM
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Last time i saw it was mostly normal elves that got ravaged by orcs and not dark elves, weird how that works.
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Reis
09/02/18 5:49:28 PM
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Cookie Bag posted...
Last time i saw it was mostly normal elves that got ravaged by orcs and not dark elves, weird how that works.

thats because the dark elves are in on it
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Cookie Bag
09/02/18 5:49:56 PM
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Zikten
09/02/18 5:50:21 PM
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yea I could see a dark elf female laughing and watching and ordering orc minions to ravage a surface elf princess

the orcs wouldn't dare to touch the dark elf girl. she'd kill them in a horrible manner
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Vyrulisse
09/02/18 5:51:42 PM
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Udos ph'fridj alur taga syahal Darthien wun ril i'dol.
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Unknown5uspect
09/02/18 5:54:40 PM
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Axiom posted...
It is pretty weird. In the Gate anime the normal elf had an innocent and pure character while the dark one straight up offers her body

To be fair she was pretty desperate to save her people.
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