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Milkman5
09/02/18 8:14:54 AM
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Peach is a do-nothing thot with the IQ of a tomato
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pegusus123456
09/02/18 8:17:09 AM
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PiOverlord
09/02/18 8:19:31 AM
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Princess Zelda has the personality of a dried tomato.
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GeneralKenobi85
09/02/18 8:20:19 AM
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Zelda would only be better than Peach if she also got a cool Fire Flower costume. Fire Peach is the best Peach.
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bkkorps
09/02/18 8:58:52 AM
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zelda is too much a tom boy, running around with swords all the time and what not.
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MakoReizei
09/02/18 9:00:44 AM
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Who has the best rule 34?
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Hambo the Hog
09/02/18 9:23:27 AM
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Peach isn't a do-nothing. She plays like every sport ever and has been a heroine herself on several occasions. Zelda has only ever shared that role with Link at best. Usually she's helping the hero out in some way, but she still plays the helpless damsel now and then.
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Delta_Force
09/02/18 9:31:06 AM
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PiOverlord posted...
Princess Zelda has the personality of a dried tomato.

In a ninja pirate suit!
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Skye Reynolds
09/02/18 9:32:25 AM
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MakoReizei posted...
Who has the best rule 34?


Peach
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Distant_Rainbow
09/02/18 9:35:22 AM
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Calling Peach a do-nothing and your comparison is Zelda?

I mean come on man
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Skye Reynolds
09/02/18 9:36:23 AM
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Milkman clearly has a thing for elves.
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Tyranthraxus
09/02/18 9:53:54 AM
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MakoReizei posted...
Who has the best rule 34?

Rosalina
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SageHarpuia
09/02/18 9:56:43 AM
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Peach is a do-nothing thot with the IQ of a toadstool


Fixed for accuracy
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immaWHOOPdatASS
09/02/18 11:27:08 AM
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Peach got her own video game in which she saved Mario

I don't remember Zelda getting a game where she saved Link
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SpinKirby
09/02/18 11:27:41 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
MakoReizei posted...
Who has the best rule 34?

Rosalina


Well played
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iPhone_7
09/02/18 11:30:00 AM
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The Legend of Zelda revolves around a white male. Princess Zelda isnt even the star of her own legend.

Cis-heteronormative White Patriarchy!!!
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MetalGearRiki
09/02/18 11:31:35 AM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
MakoReizei posted...
Who has the best rule 34?


Peach

Nah its definitely Zelda. The Zelda series has some pretty high quality doujin too.
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GeneralKenobi85
09/02/18 12:07:02 PM
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MetalGearRiki posted...
Skye Reynolds posted...
MakoReizei posted...
Who has the best rule 34?


Peach

Nah its definitely Zelda. The Zelda series has some pretty high quality doujin too.

Yeah but there's definitely more of Peach. Zelda also has a ton of female characters that get a lot of Rule 34. Mario only has a few.
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SpinKirby
09/02/18 12:11:37 PM
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GeneralKenobi85 posted...
MetalGearRiki posted...
Skye Reynolds posted...
MakoReizei posted...
Who has the best rule 34?


Peach

Nah its definitely Zelda. The Zelda series has some pretty high quality doujin too.

Yeah but there's definitely more of Peach. Zelda also has a ton of female characters that get a lot of Rule 34. Mario only has a few.

Peach has way more degen fetish though.
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GeneralKenobi85
09/02/18 12:12:44 PM
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SpinKirby posted...
GeneralKenobi85 posted...
MetalGearRiki posted...
Skye Reynolds posted...
MakoReizei posted...
Who has the best rule 34?


Peach

Nah its definitely Zelda. The Zelda series has some pretty high quality doujin too.

Yeah but there's definitely more of Peach. Zelda also has a ton of female characters that get a lot of Rule 34. Mario only has a few.

Peach has way more degen fetish though.

That's true. I think Peach has so much that she has a lot of high quality stuff but also a lot of awful stuff.
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Skye Reynolds
09/02/18 12:13:39 PM
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Zelda often has a very bland, lifeless look about her. I think she was actually at her attractive peak in the 80s cartoon where she rocked the girly-tomboy look.

Peach seems like she would be better able to hold a conversation whereas Zelda would be more likely to remain quiet unless spoken to and even then only give you the minimal response necessary to satisfy your need for a reply.
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Spidey5
09/02/18 12:48:54 PM
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Banjo2553
09/02/18 12:49:53 PM
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immaWHOOPdatASS posted...
Peach got her own video game in which she saved Mario

I don't remember Zelda getting a game where she saved Link

Well uh...
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
09/02/18 12:50:40 PM
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Alpha218
09/02/18 12:51:20 PM
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Not in Smash Bros
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Milkman5
09/02/18 1:00:52 PM
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Banjo2553 posted...

Well uh...

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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
09/02/18 1:08:25 PM
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Hambo the Hog posted...
Peach isn't a do-nothing. She plays like every sport ever and has been a heroine herself on several occasions. Zelda has only ever shared that role with Link at best. Usually she's helping the hero out in some way, but she still plays the helpless damsel now and then.

And how many times did Peach get kidnapped? ^_^
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SpinKirby
09/02/18 1:08:35 PM
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GeneralKenobi85 posted...
SpinKirby posted...
GeneralKenobi85 posted...
MetalGearRiki posted...
Skye Reynolds posted...
MakoReizei posted...
Who has the best rule 34?


Peach

Nah its definitely Zelda. The Zelda series has some pretty high quality doujin too.

Yeah but there's definitely more of Peach. Zelda also has a ton of female characters that get a lot of Rule 34. Mario only has a few.

Peach has way more degen fetish though.

That's true. I think Peach has so much that she has a lot of high quality stuff but also a lot of awful stuff.


That's the best stuff.
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Milkman5
09/02/18 1:13:15 PM
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I think the only nintendo porn I have ever seen was Paper Mario fucking Bow because 10 years ago google images used to give you porn for any key word.

I remember the top result for "sonic" used to be sonic banging tails
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immaWHOOPdatASS
09/02/18 6:22:15 PM
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Banjo2553 posted...
immaWHOOPdatASS posted...
Peach got her own video game in which she saved Mario

I don't remember Zelda getting a game where she saved Link

Well uh...


A Nintendo-developed game.
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Tyranthraxus
09/02/18 6:27:15 PM
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immaWHOOPdatASS posted...
Banjo2553 posted...
immaWHOOPdatASS posted...
Peach got her own video game in which she saved Mario

I don't remember Zelda getting a game where she saved Link

Well uh...


A Nintendo-developed game.

Ocarina of Time
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Milkman5
09/02/18 7:51:10 PM
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she was playable in spirit tracks if that counts
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immaWHOOPdatASS
09/02/18 11:20:18 PM
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Yes she was playable but I'm talking about a game with borderline reversed roles like Super Princess Peach
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Illuminoius
09/02/18 11:24:43 PM
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peach has a cuter design and appears in actually good games
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Milkman5
09/02/18 11:24:54 PM
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immaWHOOPdatASS posted...
Yes she was playable but I'm talking about a game with borderline reversed roles like Super Princess Peach


role reversal games are bad
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YellowSUV
09/02/18 11:25:00 PM
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Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
N0p1CFX


That's not a proper way to bake a cake.
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