Current Events > You wake up tomorrow as Kim Jong Un

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SocialistGamer
08/30/18 3:53:46 PM
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What do CE?
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Lordgold666
08/30/18 3:55:07 PM
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Eat everything in sight, fuck all my wifes at the same time, then take a nap
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Were_Wyrm
08/30/18 4:00:14 PM
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Nuke the US 4 teh lulz
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Quicksilver
08/30/18 4:02:49 PM
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Just chill in my harem full of the best beauties in north korea and smoke some of that dank north Korea weed while playing video games on steam and sleeping with my hot wife depending on how I feel I might visit some factories.
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NeonOctopus
08/30/18 4:03:31 PM
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Darkrobotisback
08/30/18 4:05:12 PM
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World peace, folks
Disarms all the nukes, disband the North Korean army, and borrow some of ideas from the bill of rights...
North Korea will be a land of democracy and I will step down from being a dictator.
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TES_Nut
08/30/18 4:07:25 PM
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Attempt to build an actual socialist utopia without falling to stalinisim, realize that's impossible because Keynsian Capitalisim is the best economic system ever devised followed by

Lordgold666 posted...
Eat everything in sight, f*** all my wifes at the same time, then take a nap

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Pitlord_Special
08/30/18 4:11:43 PM
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Visit the workplaces of my fair nation and have my picture taken while I look at things
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Roshon
08/30/18 4:14:44 PM
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Id troll Trump
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Mareen
08/30/18 4:18:39 PM
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Disarm the nukes, reform the government and kill myself live on television afterwards.
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KILBOTz
08/30/18 4:18:42 PM
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Do I have his memories or anything?

If not, lay low for the time being and try to figure out who all wants me dead.

If I do have his memories then I start trying to normalize NK.
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Ivany2008
08/30/18 4:24:36 PM
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I love how everyone is saying "Disarm the nukes, reform the government" as if it was that easy. While I don't disagree that he is evil, I also think he really doesn't have a choice in the matter at this point. His military is fucked. I'd wager that there are more evil members there, than even Jong il when il was running the country. If he were to come out tomorrow on national television and say I am disarming the nukes, I surrender our country to South Korea he would be assassinated and someone just as bad would take his place.
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Zikten
08/30/18 4:32:10 PM
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Mareen posted...
Disarm the nukes, reform the government and kill myself live on television afterwards.

You don't know your gonna wake up as yourself again after the death though
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K181
08/30/18 4:35:42 PM
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Two chicks at the same time, man.
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eston
08/30/18 4:37:03 PM
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I woke up in Kim Jong's body
Somehow this shit turned into dictator friday
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SageHarpuia
08/30/18 4:37:56 PM
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Nuke the capital
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Flockaveli
08/30/18 4:38:35 PM
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Have sex with sexy Asian women.
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Anarchy_Juiblex
08/30/18 4:46:33 PM
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Nuke Beijing

Wildcard!
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Lordgold666
08/30/18 5:12:13 PM
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Lordgold666 posted...
Eat everything in sight, fuck all my wifes at the same time, then take a nap

Lol @ wifes, instead of wives
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Zikten
08/30/18 5:14:59 PM
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in fact, to further talk about the suicide post....

one might assume that if your in his body, then he is in yours. so what happens if you kill his body and yourself....now your dead. and his mind is alive and well in your body, ready to use your identiy to spread evil. and you can no longer stop him. he won.
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mybbqrules
08/30/18 6:27:51 PM
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Fix. My fucking. HAIR.
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bknight
08/30/18 6:33:43 PM
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Join Twitter, post random stupid stuff, be taken seriously by the world.
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vocedelmorte
08/30/18 6:34:06 PM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
Nuke the US 4 teh lulz
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CarefreeDude
08/30/18 6:35:35 PM
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Spend all day getting drunk, then wander naked into south korea. Make kimmy boy wake up in SK custody
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YukihoHagiwara
08/30/18 6:36:57 PM
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rip n.oonas
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PesticideDream
08/30/18 6:37:17 PM
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Live the good life, and have the whole nation bend to my whim. I'd go around and have the press take a lot of pictures of me pointing at things, so it looks like I know what I'm doing.

Also, play 1 vs 1 with Rodman and then hit the clubs.
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apocalyptic_4
08/30/18 6:39:08 PM
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My first words would be :

Where the hoes at
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