Current Events > $50k a year and housing, but your neighbor is an obese man who lives in a pool.

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uwnim 08/29/18 9:10:45 PM #1:	So you get 50k a year and a free house to live in, but your neighbor is an incredibly obese man who lives in a massive swimming pool. The pool takes up more space than your house and has a floating grill, a bizarre toilet and other things that would be needed. He often invites you over to his place to like watch sports or movies and eat whatever he decided to grill. He also is the one paying you and part of the agreement is that you must go visit him once a week. You may go on vacation for 3 weeks, but once you come back you'll need to go over the next day and tell him about your trip. Do you accept? --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:907780940] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>So you get 50k a year and a free house to live in, but your neighbor is an incredibly obese man who lives in a massive swimming pool. The pool takes up more space than your house and has a floating grill, a bizarre toilet and other things that would be needed. He often invites you over to his place to like watch sports or movies and eat whatever he decided to grill. He also is the one paying you and part of the agreement is that you must go visit him once a week. You may go on vacation for 3 weeks, but once you come back you'll need to go over the next day and tell him about your trip. Do you accept?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Holy_Cloud105 08/29/18 9:11:46 PM #2:	Is he like a secret serial killer or something? There's no reason to not accept. --- Official Aqua of the Kingdom Hearts 3 board. <cite>Holy_Cloud105 posted [p:907780992] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>Is he like a secret serial killer or something? There's no reason to not accept.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
E32005 08/29/18 9:12:32 PM #3:	i dont get how him living in a pool like a fish would affect me. --- https://i.imgtc.com/IR4XrBA.gif https://i.imgtc.com/7X1rBRv.gif <cite>E32005 posted [p:907781029] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>i dont get how him living in a pool like a fish would affect me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tappor 08/29/18 9:12:48 PM #4:	$50k a year and housing SOLD --- *Still, Move Forward!* <cite>Tappor posted [p:907781044] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote><quote>$50k a year and housing</quote> SOLD</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LittleShani 08/29/18 9:16:40 PM #6:	Is there like a minimum amount of time we have to spend with him when we visit once a week? --- I am the official hoe over there. God is a Woman, stream Sweetener on Spotify. <cite>LittleShani posted [p:907781234] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>Is there like a minimum amount of time we have to spend with him when we visit once a week?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Puglia77 08/29/18 9:19:21 PM #7:	Does this fat guy get featured in a fucking video? --- Proud Arceus of C.E.A.L. 3DS: 3926 5179 1229 IGN: ICanSnake (Moon, US, UM) \| Jon (X) Event List: http://bit.ly/2mVcn2Z Shiny List: http://bit.ly/2wdbxU7 <cite>Puglia77 posted [p:907781363] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>Does this fat guy get featured in a fucking video?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tamashiini 08/29/18 9:22:16 PM #9:	Sounds cool. --- PSN: helicene Careful, Icarus. <cite>tamashiini posted [p:907781506] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>Sounds cool.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Villain 08/29/18 9:24:46 PM #10:	since he's often in water he probably doesn't smell too bad. Sure why not --- https://imgur.com/ZWNgMXL Formerly known as Will VIIII <cite>Villain posted [p:907781629] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>since he's often in water he probably doesn't smell too bad. Sure why not</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 08/29/18 9:39:16 PM #11:	Holy_Cloud105 posted... Is he like a secret serial killer or something? There's no reason to not accept. No, he's really nice and despite never leaving his pool is a productive member of society. LittleShani posted... Is there like a minimum amount of time we have to spend with him when we visit once a week? 90 minutes. Spooking posted... Does this fat guy like watching WWE? And is he a Roman Reigns supporter? Yes, and no. His favorite is Samoa Joe. E32005 posted... i dont get how him living in a pool like a fish would affect me. Some people don't like swimming pools, fat people and socialization. Plus, unlike a regular neighbor he'd never be inside a home, so like if you are outside and look in that direction you'll probably see him. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:907782402] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote><cite>Holy_Cloud105 posted...</cite> <quote>Is he like a secret serial killer or something? There's no reason to not accept.</quote> No, he's really nice and despite never leaving his pool is a productive member of society. <cite>LittleShani posted...</cite> <quote>Is there like a minimum amount of time we have to spend with him when we visit once a week?</quote> 90 minutes. <cite>Spooking posted...</cite> <quote>Does this fat guy like watching WWE? And is he a Roman Reigns supporter?</quote> Yes, and no. His favorite is Samoa Joe. <cite>E32005 posted...</cite> <quote>i dont get how him living in a pool like a fish would affect me.</quote> Some people don't like swimming pools, fat people and socialization. Plus, unlike a regular neighbor he'd never be inside a home, so like if you are outside and look in that direction you'll probably see him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 08/29/18 9:48:15 PM #12:	Done. Hell I'd give him a handy once a month on top of it if it was required. --- "I got a rollatruc, look." <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:907782841] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>Done. Hell I'd give him a handy once a month on top of it if it was required.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
powerman1426 08/29/18 9:49:53 PM #13:	Sure, why not? If he never leaves his pool he probably needs a friend anyway --- Troll free https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1439-the-help-desk https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1309-tradesmen-and-diyers https://imgur.com/Zz8E0P3 <cite>powerman1426 posted [p:907782928] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>Sure, why not? If he never leaves his pool he probably needs a friend anyway</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sktgamer_13dude 08/29/18 9:50:44 PM #14:	Where do I live. And what kind of housing. --- https://imgur.com/jWVrg9U https://imgur.com/g2efUtT https://imgur.com/5dOwhaP https://imgur.com/LVdqu8J Go Cougs and M's #DI4B <cite>sktgamer_13dude posted [p:907782983] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>Where do I live. And what kind of housing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kajagogo 08/29/18 9:55:39 PM #15:	He never leaves his pool? So, it's filled with both kinds of human waste? And he cooks his meals in there too? I think I might pass on this. --- By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings. <cite>Kajagogo posted [p:907783274] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>He never leaves his pool? So, it's filled with both kinds of human waste? And he cooks his meals in there too? I think I might pass on this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
starcow 08/29/18 9:57:59 PM #16:	I mean sure I'll live next to notch for that <cite>starcow posted [p:907783404] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>I mean sure I'll live next to notch for that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 08/29/18 9:59:47 PM #17:	Kajagogo posted... He never leaves his pool? So, it's filled with both kinds of human waste? And he cooks his meals in there too? I think I might pass on this. He has a special toilet that works underwater and he keeps the pool clean. It isn't some disgusting sludge pit like you are imagining. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:907783502] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kajagogo posted...</cite> <quote>He never leaves his pool? So, it's filled with both kinds of human waste? And he cooks his meals in there too? I think I might pass on this.</quote> He has a special toilet that works underwater and he keeps the pool clean. It isn't some disgusting sludge pit like you are imagining.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 08/29/18 10:00:16 PM #18:	lol deal --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:907783535] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>lol deal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AuthenticZac 08/29/18 10:01:13 PM #19:	Sooo, pretty much, just have a pool-side bbq once a week with a fat dude. Easy money. --- https://imgur.com/MUJCZY9 http://youtube.com/AuthenticZ - Blind playthroughs since '09 <cite>AuthenticZac posted [p:907783598] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>Sooo, pretty much, just have a pool-side bbq once a week with a fat dude. Easy money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dontIoseyourway 08/29/18 10:01:43 PM #20:	sounds pretty cool free money free house and a friend <cite>dontIoseyourway posted [p:907783620] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>sounds pretty cool free money free house and a friend</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 08/29/18 10:02:40 PM #21:	"Yo Seth, you're home!" "BELUGA! What is up, motherfucker?!" I am so in. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:907783678] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>"Yo Seth, you're home!" "BELUGA! What is up, motherfucker?!" I am so in.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 08/30/18 1:47:13 PM #22:	DrizztLink posted... "Yo Seth, you're home!" "BELUGA! What is up, motherfucker?!" I am so in. Lol. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:907817846] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote>"Yo Seth, you're home!" "BELUGA! What is up, motherfucker?!" I am so in.</quote> Lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kineth 08/30/18 1:51:15 PM #23:	I don't have a problem with that, but I feel like there'd be some issues for him in the winter. --- If you're not looking for any honest discussion, agreement, meeting halfway or middle ground, don't bother arguing with me. Selfish narcissists need not apply. <cite>Kineth posted [p:907818091] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>I don't have a problem with that, but I feel like there'd be some issues for him in the winter.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bover_87 08/30/18 1:52:36 PM #24:	AuthenticZac posted... Sooo, pretty much, just have a pool-side bbq once a week with a fat dude. Easy money. --- I...I shall consume. Consume...consume everything. ~ [FFRK] rcr6 - Chosen Traveler/Forbidden Power/Divine Veil Grimoire <cite>bover_87 posted [p:907818166] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote><cite>AuthenticZac posted...</cite> <quote>Sooo, pretty much, just have a pool-side bbq once a week with a fat dude. Easy money.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 08/30/18 2:01:54 PM #25:	Is the only downside that he's fat? I would absolutely go for a weekly pool party/barbecue. Shoot, most people have to pay for that instead of getting paid. --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:907818690] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>Is the only downside that he's fat? I would absolutely go for a weekly pool party/barbecue. Shoot, most people have to pay for that instead of getting paid.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002 08/30/18 2:06:45 PM #26:	Fuck yes. If I get a weekly D&D game going and invite him, does that count as our weekly get together? --- No matter where you go, there you are. <cite>PMarth2002 posted [p:907818920] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>Fuck yes. If I get a weekly D&D game going and invite him, does that count as our weekly get together?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 08/30/18 2:07:35 PM #27:	If he lives in what I assume is an outdoors pool, what does he do about the weather. Particularly, thunderstorms and snow? --- Be wary of boarding the hype train, lest you end up on the ruse cruise... - nanobuilder (r/nintendo) http://backloggery.com/SolarCrimson <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:907818974] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>If he lives in what I assume is an outdoors pool, what does he do about the weather. Particularly, thunderstorms and snow?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EnragedSlith 08/30/18 2:09:34 PM #28:	Free money and a new best friend, sounds like a dream come true --- ultimate milf hunter https://imgur.com/lCEdce6 https://imgur.com/2N1Ezia https://imgur.com/ukJ6sPJ https://youtu.be/IDYaHvDiTr4 <cite>EnragedSlith posted [p:907819062] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>Free money and a new best friend, sounds like a dream come true</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
green butter 08/30/18 2:11:30 PM #29:	is he carl from aqua teen hunger force --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>green butter posted [p:907819171] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>is he carl from aqua teen hunger force</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 08/30/18 2:12:09 PM #30:	Sure, I'll go over once a week. Just slam a few brews and be done --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (Drafting): https://imgur.com/mmxYCDL <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:907819205] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>Sure, I'll go over once a week. Just slam a few brews and be done</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 08/30/18 2:14:16 PM #31:	Is there something particularly egregious about him other than being fat? I mean by the description he sounds like a stand up guy. Or sit down guy. Whatever. He sounds pretty cool. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:907819302] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>Is there something particularly egregious about him other than being fat? I mean by the description he sounds like a stand up guy. Or sit down guy. Whatever. He sounds pretty cool.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 08/30/18 2:15:10 PM #32:	sktgamer_13dude posted... Where do I live. And what kind of housing. Next to a pool, what more info do you need? --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:907819340] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote><cite>sktgamer_13dude posted...</cite> <quote>Where do I live. And what kind of housing.</quote> Next to a pool, what more info do you need?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Malcrasternus 08/30/18 2:15:52 PM #33:	Only if he's like Tito Makani. --- https://imgur.com/yNe3tUF 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 "But not forgotten." <cite>Malcrasternus posted [p:907819378] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>Only if he's like Tito Makani.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
southcoast09 08/30/18 2:21:25 PM #34:	That doesnt sound so bad, as long as he is easy to get along with. A pool that big in a neighborhood would never fly in my town, though. --- #MakeFinalFantasyGreatAgain <cite>southcoast09 posted [p:907819697] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>That doesnt sound so bad, as long as he is easy to get along with. A pool that big in a neighborhood would never fly in my town, though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 08/31/18 10:13:33 PM #35:	pinky0926 posted... Is there something particularly egregious about him other than being fat? I mean by the description he sounds like a stand up guy. Or sit down guy. Whatever. He sounds pretty cool. He lives in a pool, which is rather odd. And if you end up getting along with him you can't really invite him anywhere. PMarth2002 posted... If I get a weekly D&D game going and invite him, does that count as our weekly get together? He'd be up for the first time(though it would have to be at his place), future ones will depend on how fun/interesting your D&D group is. Solar_Crimson posted... If he lives in what I assume is an outdoors pool, what does he do about the weather. Particularly, thunderstorms and snow? Uh, that's a good question. <_< Um, let's go with there's a small section that's covered and has a sliding door that when closed keeps the person inside from being electrocuted by lightning hitting the pool. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:907901286] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote>Is there something particularly egregious about him other than being fat? I mean by the description he sounds like a stand up guy. Or sit down guy. Whatever. He sounds pretty cool.</quote> He lives in a pool, which is rather odd. And if you end up getting along with him you can't really invite him anywhere. <cite>PMarth2002 posted...</cite> <quote> If I get a weekly D&D game going and invite him, does that count as our weekly get together?</quote> He'd be up for the first time(though it would have to be at his place), future ones will depend on how fun/interesting your D&D group is. <cite>Solar_Crimson posted...</cite> <quote>If he lives in what I assume is an outdoors pool, what does he do about the weather. Particularly, thunderstorms and snow?</quote> Uh, that's a good question. <_< Um, let's go with there's a small section that's covered and has a sliding door that when closed keeps the person inside from being electrocuted by lightning hitting the pool.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YellowSUV 08/31/18 10:15:41 PM #36:	What happens when its freezing outside? --- We all live in a Yellow SUV! a Yellow SUV! <cite>YellowSUV posted [p:907901369] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>What happens when its freezing outside?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlephZero 08/31/18 10:18:30 PM #37:	I get free housing, free money, and I get to live next to a chill dude who invites me over for food and sports and stuff? Hell yeah. --- "life is overrated" - Seiichi Omori 01001100 01010101 01000101 00100000 00110100 00110000 00110010 <cite>AlephZero posted [p:907901498] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>I get free housing, free money, and I get to live next to a chill dude who invites me over for food and sports and stuff? Hell yeah.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao 09/03/18 3:38:28 AM #38:	Deal. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:908017054] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>Deal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YOUHAVENOHOPE 09/03/18 3:43:58 AM #39:	easy deal --- https://imgur.com/kpXTakw https://imgur.com/Pto3yPa http://media.giphy.com/media/NBVBnHv8bV13q/giphy.gif <cite>YOUHAVENOHOPE posted [p:908017165] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>easy deal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kobe8Bryant24 09/03/18 3:57:44 AM #40:	Can it be short visits? I don't mind hanging with him but I don't want to schedule the rest of my stay making sure I always hang out with him. Some days are a 3 hour, others are a 20 minute, you know? --- I was just letting the shots fly. You know, I don't leave any bullets in the chamber <cite>Kobe8Bryant24 posted [p:908017419] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>Can it be short visits? I don't mind hanging with him but I don't want to schedule the rest of my stay making sure I always hang out with him. Some days are a 3 hour, others are a 20 minute, you know?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 09/03/18 3:59:44 AM #41:	HELL yeah, also is he a merman --- https://imgur.com/UaVD352 <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:908017468] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>HELL yeah, also is he a merman</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 09/04/18 10:11:20 PM #42:	Kobe8Bryant24 posted... Can it be short visits? I don't mind hanging with him but I don't want to schedule the rest of my stay making sure I always hang out with him. Some days are a 3 hour, others are a 20 minute, you know? It's not like you have to visit him every day and you wouldn't need to work a full time job. TeaMilk posted... HELL yeah, also is he a merman lol, no. He's human. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:908127221] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kobe8Bryant24 posted...</cite> <quote>Can it be short visits? I don't mind hanging with him but I don't want to schedule the rest of my stay making sure I always hang out with him. Some days are a 3 hour, others are a 20 minute, you know?</quote> It's not like you have to visit him every day and you wouldn't need to work a full time job. <cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>HELL yeah, also is he a merman</quote> lol, no. He's human.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 09/04/18 10:18:06 PM #43:	Can I get in the pool? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:908127594] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>Can I get in the pool?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SH_expert44 09/04/18 10:20:32 PM #44:	how fat we talkin? --- It's thinking... https://imgur.com/EgqnRyp https://imgur.com/U9kcEP9 <cite>SH_expert44 posted [p:908127755] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>how fat we talkin?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 09/04/18 10:21:23 PM #45:	Fat dude sounds cool as hell, I'd take this deal in a heartbeat. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:908127801] in $50k a yea... [t:76949265]...</cite> <quote>Fat dude sounds cool as hell, I'd take this deal in a heartbeat.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > $50k a year and housing, but your neighbor is an obese man who lives in a pool.