Current Events > What is a goomba even doing to Mario? How does that little shit even hurt him?
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Blue_Inigo 08/29/18 1:46:48 PM #1: |
Mario needs to get his shit together. Touching those little punks shouldn't hurt him
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GeneralKenobi85 08/29/18 1:49:22 PM #2: |
Haven't you ever played the RPGs? They headbonk/bite/tackle him.
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pauIie 08/29/18 1:53:41 PM #3: |
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Foppe 08/29/18 1:55:27 PM #4: |
Poison.
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Questionmarktarius 08/29/18 1:56:21 PM #5: |
That's the part that kills the believably?
Not that Mario suddenly dies after 300 "seconds" that aren't even seconds? Not that Mario can break bricks with his head? Not that Mario can somehow stay underwater for 300 "seconds"? Not that Mario somehow collects a hundred coins that are bigger than his head? Not that Mario can't walk to the left for some reason? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Phantom_Nook 08/29/18 1:56:48 PM #6: |
The Goomba steals Mario's wallet.
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Ki_cat_ 08/29/18 2:12:41 PM #7: |
Phantom_Nook posted...
The Goomba shanks Mario. --- People are afraid of what they don't understand. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Caution999 08/29/18 2:15:39 PM #8: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
That's the part that kills the believably? Did you stop playing after Mario 1 or something? He can move left in smb3 :p --- The best posts, believe me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SkittyOnWailord 08/29/18 2:18:27 PM #9: |
Blue_Inigo posted...
Mario needs to get his shit together. Touching those little punks shouldn't hurt him The end of this commercial is a perfect example.  --- I'm here! I'm furry! I'll try not to shed! =^_^= i7 5820K|Rampage V Extreme|32GB DDR4 Ripjaws 4|2xSLI GTX 980ti Lightning LE|HAF 932|Sony 55inch 4K HDR|HTC Vive ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AuthenticZac 08/29/18 2:19:12 PM #10: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
That's the part that kills the believably? 1- It's a foreign planet. He's actually just holding his breath for those 5-ish minutes so the deadly mushroom spores don't kill him 2- He's got a spike under his hat. Great for brick penetration 3- See 1 4- No one said he is "collecting" them. He's actually just destroying them to ruin the economy. 5- It's not that he can't, it's that Mario is a forward-thinker and never looks back. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gp1829 08/29/18 2:21:11 PM #11: |
He isn't breaking bricks with his head. He uses his fist.
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Caution999 08/29/18 2:36:02 PM #12: |
gp1829 posted...
He isn't breaking bricks with his head. He uses his fist. He is if you hold down and then proceed to jump, right? --- The best posts, believe me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mario2000 08/29/18 2:38:10 PM #13: |
a wizard did it
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ZeldaMutant 08/29/18 2:49:26 PM #14: |
It's a 6 foot tall mushroom. And unlike humans who are tall but thin, goombas are big in every direction.
Of course, mushroom biomass is only about a quarter as dense as a human. But even taking that into account, it's a couple hundred kilograms slamming into Mario. Of course that would hurt. --- 96065 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheSextMachine 08/29/18 2:59:42 PM #15: |
SkittyOnWailord posted...
Blue_Inigo posted...Mario needs to get his shit together. Touching those little punks shouldn't hurt him Looks like young Kurt Russell as Mario. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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