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Darmik 08/27/18 2:07:38 AM #1: |
https://www.newsweek.com/couple-couldnt-conceive-because-theyve-been-having-sex-wrong-way-four-years-1089162
Chinese married couplewho were desperately trying to conceivelearned they had been having sex the wrong way for four years. That must have been one hell of a revelation once they got it right. --- Kind Regards, Darmik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LordFarquad1312 08/27/18 2:09:34 AM #2: |
And that's why sex-ed is a miracle in the modern age. I fret to think of all the STDs running rampant if they really don't have access to it.
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DrizztLink 08/27/18 2:09:34 AM #3: |
i said what what
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GameGodOfAll 08/27/18 2:10:55 AM #4: |
Plot Twist: The guy knew EXACTLY what he was doing.
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cellus523 08/27/18 2:11:13 AM #5: |
Lets give them partial credit they knew that the penis was involved in this equation.
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Darmik 08/27/18 2:11:35 AM #6: |
"But I pee from there!?"
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OwlRammer 08/27/18 2:12:24 AM #7: |
wtf I want a live hen and 100 eggs
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Returning_CEmen 08/27/18 2:14:01 AM #8: |
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shnangyboos 08/27/18 2:14:12 AM #9: |
This can't be real. Even if he didn't know where to put it, I can't believe she couldn't tell the difference between her ass and pussy. It'd be like him sticking his balls in there because he didn't know which part to use.
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Darmik 08/27/18 2:15:39 AM #10: |
shnangyboos posted...
This can't be real. Even if he didn't know where to put it, I can't believe she couldn't tell the difference between her ass and pussy. It'd be like him sticking his balls in there because he didn't know which part to use. She probably didn't know that's where it's supposed to go. If she's not told and she's never experimented how would she know? --- Kind Regards, Darmik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheDarkCircle 08/27/18 2:15:39 AM #11: |
lmao
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Tappor 08/27/18 2:16:17 AM #12: |
loooooool
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NES4EVER 08/27/18 2:18:07 AM #13: |
Dude pleaded ignorance after getting caught raw doggin at the back door.
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shnangyboos 08/27/18 2:19:13 AM #14: |
Darmik posted...
shnangyboos posted...This can't be real. Even if he didn't know where to put it, I can't believe she couldn't tell the difference between her ass and pussy. It'd be like him sticking his balls in there because he didn't know which part to use. And yet somehow before the invention of schools and sex-ed, people were able to figure it out. --- How's my posting? Call http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/182361-human-resource-machine for any comments or concerns. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LordFarquad1312 08/27/18 2:19:25 AM #15: |
Darmik posted...
shnangyboos posted...This can't be real. Even if he didn't know where to put it, I can't believe she couldn't tell the difference between her ass and pussy. It'd be like him sticking his balls in there because he didn't know which part to use. I mean, if it doesn't work through one hole, wouldn't it makes sense to try the other? And if that doesn't work either, then the other... >_> --- The force is my ally "If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darmik 08/27/18 2:24:34 AM #16: |
shnangyboos posted...
Darmik posted...shnangyboos posted...This can't be real. Even if he didn't know where to put it, I can't believe she couldn't tell the difference between her ass and pussy. It'd be like him sticking his balls in there because he didn't know which part to use. Well 50/50 chance is pretty good odds! LordFarquad1312 posted... I mean, if it doesn't work through one hole, wouldn't it makes sense to try the other? And if that doesn't work either, then the other... >_> Maybe she thought that hurt too much or something lol --- Kind Regards, Darmik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dragonblade01 08/27/18 2:26:28 AM #17: |
Legend has it the guy secretly high fived every doctor on the way out of the hospital.
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iPhone_7 08/27/18 2:27:54 AM #18: |
Maybe they come from very strict families & a village where talking about sex is frowned upon.
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ImTheMacheteGuy 08/27/18 2:33:00 AM #19: |
Maybe she wasn't aware that she had a vagina.
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DrizztLink 08/27/18 2:34:08 AM #20: |
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Maybe she wasn't aware that she had a vagina. Centipedes in my FUCKING WHAT --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wetterdew 08/27/18 2:35:37 AM #21: |
Nobody can be this dumb. How can somebody not realize their butthole is being penetrated?
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008Zulu 08/27/18 2:37:55 AM #22: |
Wetterdew posted...
Nobody can be this dumb. It would surprise you just how dumb people can be. --- Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darmik 08/27/18 2:38:36 AM #23: |
Wetterdew posted...
Nobody can be this dumb. How can somebody not realize their butthole is being penetrated? She probably did know but thought that's where babies come from --- Kind Regards, Darmik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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soulunison2 08/27/18 2:39:43 AM #24: |
GameGodOfAll posted...
Plot Twist: The guy knew EXACTLY what he was doing. yo imagine ... Copied to Clipboard!
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shnangyboos 08/27/18 2:40:28 AM #25: |
008Zulu posted...
Wetterdew posted...Nobody can be this dumb. Yeah, thinking about my earlier post, there might have been a whole bunch of cavemen going in the butt. "You think your wife's pussy stinks!" --- How's my posting? Call http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/182361-human-resource-machine for any comments or concerns. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FreedomEtrtment 08/27/18 2:53:33 AM #26: |
Dragonblade01 posted...
Legend has it the guy secretly high fived every doctor on the way out of the hospital. lmao ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vyrulisse 08/27/18 2:54:26 AM #27: |
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thronedfire2 08/27/18 2:54:41 AM #28: |
I hope she doesn't try to push with the wrong hole when she has the baby
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NES4EVER 08/27/18 2:56:20 AM #29: |
thronedfire2 posted...
I hope she doesn't try to push with the wrong hole when she has the baby If you've ever been in the delivery room.... --- nu-horsemen 4evar [A GameFAQs Moderator was deleted by this message] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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apocalyptic_4 08/27/18 2:58:54 AM #30: |
Excellent fap material
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Foppe 08/27/18 3:02:20 AM #31: |
Dragonblade01 posted...
Legend has it the guy secretly high fived every doctor on the way out of the hospital. ![]() --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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StarLightGlimmR 08/27/18 3:09:09 AM #32: |
Idiots.
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Hicks233 08/27/18 3:09:41 AM #33: |
So she's likely to have an ass like a yawning donkey and a div for a husband.
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Turbam 08/27/18 3:12:57 AM #34: |
My dude knew exactly what he was doing
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Zack_Attackv1 08/27/18 4:24:49 AM #35: |
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC 08/27/18 4:38:40 AM #36: |
Darmik posted...
shnangyboos posted...This can't be real. Even if he didn't know where to put it, I can't believe she couldn't tell the difference between her ass and pussy. It'd be like him sticking his balls in there because he didn't know which part to use. I read a book a few years back called Unorthodox, a memoir by a woman who left a Satmar (Hasidic Jewish) community. When she got her first period, all.her grandmother told her was "Here are some pads, this will happen once a month". Then years later when she went for "premarital instruction", the woman told her (obliquely, not in plain language) about sex, and she didn't believe it was possible. Think about that for a moment. She was so ignorant about her own body that it literally hadn't occurred to her that the blood from her period was coming from inside her. --- "So much cruelty and madness in these days of despair That's not the way that I am, no, that's not the way that I am." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 08/27/18 4:39:35 AM #37: |
I heard a story once about a middle eastern couple where they thought the guy was supposed to deed into her belly button
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im not 13 08/27/18 4:47:04 AM #38: |
Turbam posted...
My dude knew exactly what he was doing Lmao --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Crazyman93 08/27/18 5:18:35 AM #39: |
Darmik posted...
The results were unexpected. Liu discovered that the couple, from Bijie city in China's south-western Guizhou province, had mistakenly been having anal intercourse rather than vaginal to conceive. I'm mildly impressed at how stupid you'd have to be for this to happen. Like... Did neither one of them watch porn at all? --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC 08/27/18 5:23:03 AM #40: |
Crazyman93 posted...
Darmik posted...The results were unexpected. Liu discovered that the couple, from Bijie city in China's south-western Guizhou province, had mistakenly been having anal intercourse rather than vaginal to conceive. It's a heavily rural province, so I'm guessing probably not. --- "So much cruelty and madness in these days of despair That's not the way that I am, no, that's not the way that I am." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sLaCkEr408___RJ 08/27/18 5:24:21 AM #41: |
Darmik posted...
shnangyboos posted...This can't be real. Even if he didn't know where to put it, I can't believe she couldn't tell the difference between her ass and pussy. It'd be like him sticking his balls in there because he didn't know which part to use. By getting horny like everyone else. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hockeybub89 08/27/18 5:24:23 AM #42: |
This is an extreme case of why sex ed is vitally important
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Flockaveli 08/27/18 5:25:47 AM #43: |
Their relationship is in shambles now that she stopped letting him do it in her butt.
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Crazyman93 08/27/18 5:25:48 AM #44: |
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...
Crazyman93 posted...Darmik posted...The results were unexpected. Liu discovered that the couple, from Bijie city in China's south-western Guizhou province, had mistakenly been having anal intercourse rather than vaginal to conceive. So, either he never seen animals have sex, understandable, or he watched and somehow still didn't get it right. Like, sex is literally the most basic instinct in a complex creature's mind, and these two somehow got it wrong. --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GiftedACIII 08/27/18 5:26:46 AM #45: |
Crazyman93 posted...
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...Crazyman93 posted...Darmik posted...The results were unexpected. Liu discovered that the couple, from Bijie city in China's south-western Guizhou province, had mistakenly been having anal intercourse rather than vaginal to conceive. I think it had to be intentional one way or another. Either one party was intentionally doing it the wrong way or one or both were influenced by someone telling them the wrong thing. --- </topic> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blue_Inigo 08/27/18 5:26:55 AM #46: |
Turbam posted...
My dude knew exactly what he was doing --- "This is your last dance." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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legendarylemur 08/27/18 5:40:39 AM #47: |
Yet another heroic feat from gynecologist man
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Purple_Cheetah 08/27/18 5:58:15 AM #48: |
To be fair, the holes are pretty close and if neither have an information it's easy to steer off course.
Using softcore or obstructed porn also doesn't help, because technically the positions look similiar... if one doesn't know. I wouldn't be surprised if it was some sort of "sex is painful, so don't do it unless for a kid" type of deal, so if it was painful it probably felt correct. Can't say for the guy's pov. Still, you would think after 1-2 years you'd come to a conclusion either you're doin it wrong or somethings up. Could be worse, like that one guy who was saying it's unnatural and instead the vagina should act as a vaccuum and hoover the penis to completion as the couple sleeps. Atleast they tried and participated in something. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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