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Darmik
08/27/18 2:07:38 AM
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https://www.newsweek.com/couple-couldnt-conceive-because-theyve-been-having-sex-wrong-way-four-years-1089162

Chinese married couplewho were desperately trying to conceivelearned they had been having sex the wrong way for four years.

The young pair, whose identities have been kept anonymous, went to see obstetrician Liu Hongmei after the woman failed to get pregnant despite having sex on a regular basis, reported the Guiyang Evening News. During their appointment, the woman admitted that sex was usually painful, which prompted Liu to perform a gynecological examination.

"The couple were very young, the man 26 and the woman 24. They were very healthy, but, despite being married for four years, couldn't conceive, Liu said. "Their family was giving them a lot of stress because of it."

The results were unexpected. Liu discovered that the couple, from Bijie city in China's south-western Guizhou province, had mistakenly been having anal intercourse rather than vaginal to conceive.

According to the Guiyang Evening News, Liu gave the couple a sex-education handbook and within months, the woman became pregnant. To show their appreciation, the two sent Liu a live hen and 100 eggs as a gift.

"Four years of marriage and neither the husband nor wife knew how to get pregnant. Couples so lacking in general knowledge are very rare," Liu said. "But it is not uncommon for people to lack or have misconceptions regarding sexual knowledge."

Although Chinas alarming lack of sex education has been a widely discussed issue in recent years, little progress has been made to address the problem. Today, the topic of sex remains largely taboo in schools.


That must have been one hell of a revelation once they got it right.
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LordFarquad1312
08/27/18 2:09:34 AM
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And that's why sex-ed is a miracle in the modern age. I fret to think of all the STDs running rampant if they really don't have access to it.
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08/27/18 2:09:34 AM
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GameGodOfAll
08/27/18 2:10:55 AM
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Plot Twist: The guy knew EXACTLY what he was doing.
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cellus523
08/27/18 2:11:13 AM
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Lets give them partial credit they knew that the penis was involved in this equation.
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Darmik
08/27/18 2:11:35 AM
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"But I pee from there!?"
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OwlRammer
08/27/18 2:12:24 AM
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Returning_CEmen
08/27/18 2:14:01 AM
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I was expecting the pee hole too
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shnangyboos
08/27/18 2:14:12 AM
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This can't be real. Even if he didn't know where to put it, I can't believe she couldn't tell the difference between her ass and pussy. It'd be like him sticking his balls in there because he didn't know which part to use.
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Darmik
08/27/18 2:15:39 AM
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shnangyboos posted...
This can't be real. Even if he didn't know where to put it, I can't believe she couldn't tell the difference between her ass and pussy. It'd be like him sticking his balls in there because he didn't know which part to use.


She probably didn't know that's where it's supposed to go.

If she's not told and she's never experimented how would she know?
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TheDarkCircle
08/27/18 2:15:39 AM
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lmao
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Tappor
08/27/18 2:16:17 AM
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loooooool
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NES4EVER
08/27/18 2:18:07 AM
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Dude pleaded ignorance after getting caught raw doggin at the back door.

Awww yeah
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shnangyboos
08/27/18 2:19:13 AM
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Darmik posted...
shnangyboos posted...
This can't be real. Even if he didn't know where to put it, I can't believe she couldn't tell the difference between her ass and pussy. It'd be like him sticking his balls in there because he didn't know which part to use.


She probably didn't know that's where it's supposed to go.

If she's not told and she's never experimented how would she know?


And yet somehow before the invention of schools and sex-ed, people were able to figure it out.
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LordFarquad1312
08/27/18 2:19:25 AM
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Darmik posted...
shnangyboos posted...
This can't be real. Even if he didn't know where to put it, I can't believe she couldn't tell the difference between her ass and pussy. It'd be like him sticking his balls in there because he didn't know which part to use.


She probably didn't know that's where it's supposed to go.

If she's not told and she's never experimented how would she know?

I mean, if it doesn't work through one hole, wouldn't it makes sense to try the other? And if that doesn't work either, then the other... >_>
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Darmik
08/27/18 2:24:34 AM
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shnangyboos posted...
Darmik posted...
shnangyboos posted...
This can't be real. Even if he didn't know where to put it, I can't believe she couldn't tell the difference between her ass and pussy. It'd be like him sticking his balls in there because he didn't know which part to use.


She probably didn't know that's where it's supposed to go.

If she's not told and she's never experimented how would she know?


And yet somehow before the invention of schools and sex-ed, people were able to figure it out.


Well 50/50 chance is pretty good odds!

LordFarquad1312 posted...
I mean, if it doesn't work through one hole, wouldn't it makes sense to try the other? And if that doesn't work either, then the other... >_>


Maybe she thought that hurt too much or something lol
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Dragonblade01
08/27/18 2:26:28 AM
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Legend has it the guy secretly high fived every doctor on the way out of the hospital.
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iPhone_7
08/27/18 2:27:54 AM
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Maybe they come from very strict families & a village where talking about sex is frowned upon.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
08/27/18 2:33:00 AM
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Maybe she wasn't aware that she had a vagina.
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DrizztLink
08/27/18 2:34:08 AM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Maybe she wasn't aware that she had a vagina.

Centipedes in my FUCKING WHAT
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Wetterdew
08/27/18 2:35:37 AM
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Nobody can be this dumb. How can somebody not realize their butthole is being penetrated?
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008Zulu
08/27/18 2:37:55 AM
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Wetterdew posted...
Nobody can be this dumb.


It would surprise you just how dumb people can be.
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Darmik
08/27/18 2:38:36 AM
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Wetterdew posted...
Nobody can be this dumb. How can somebody not realize their butthole is being penetrated?


She probably did know but thought that's where babies come from
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soulunison2
08/27/18 2:39:43 AM
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GameGodOfAll posted...
Plot Twist: The guy knew EXACTLY what he was doing.


yo imagine
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shnangyboos
08/27/18 2:40:28 AM
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008Zulu posted...
Wetterdew posted...
Nobody can be this dumb.


It would surprise you just how dumb people can be.


Yeah, thinking about my earlier post, there might have been a whole bunch of cavemen going in the butt.

"You think your wife's pussy stinks!"
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08/27/18 2:53:33 AM
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Dragonblade01 posted...
Legend has it the guy secretly high fived every doctor on the way out of the hospital.

lmao
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Vyrulisse
08/27/18 2:54:26 AM
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thronedfire2
08/27/18 2:54:41 AM
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I hope she doesn't try to push with the wrong hole when she has the baby
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NES4EVER
08/27/18 2:56:20 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
I hope she doesn't try to push with the wrong hole when she has the baby


If you've ever been in the delivery room.... it happens.
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08/27/18 2:58:54 AM
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Excellent fap material
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08/27/18 3:02:20 AM
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Dragonblade01 posted...
Legend has it the guy secretly high fived every doctor on the way out of the hospital.

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StarLightGlimmR
08/27/18 3:09:09 AM
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Idiots.
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Hicks233
08/27/18 3:09:41 AM
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So she's likely to have an ass like a yawning donkey and a div for a husband.

Poor kid...
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Turbam
08/27/18 3:12:57 AM
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My dude knew exactly what he was doing
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08/27/18 4:24:49 AM
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
08/27/18 4:38:40 AM
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Darmik posted...
shnangyboos posted...
This can't be real. Even if he didn't know where to put it, I can't believe she couldn't tell the difference between her ass and pussy. It'd be like him sticking his balls in there because he didn't know which part to use.


She probably didn't know that's where it's supposed to go.

If she's not told and she's never experimented how would she know?

I read a book a few years back called Unorthodox, a memoir by a woman who left a Satmar (Hasidic Jewish) community. When she got her first period, all.her grandmother told her was "Here are some pads, this will happen once a month". Then years later when she went for "premarital instruction", the woman told her (obliquely, not in plain language) about sex, and she didn't believe it was possible.

Think about that for a moment. She was so ignorant about her own body that it literally hadn't occurred to her that the blood from her period was coming from inside her.
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Zikten
08/27/18 4:39:35 AM
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I heard a story once about a middle eastern couple where they thought the guy was supposed to deed into her belly button
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08/27/18 4:47:04 AM
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Turbam posted...
My dude knew exactly what he was doing


Lmao
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Crazyman93
08/27/18 5:18:35 AM
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Darmik posted...
The results were unexpected. Liu discovered that the couple, from Bijie city in China's south-western Guizhou province, had mistakenly been having anal intercourse rather than vaginal to conceive.

I'm mildly impressed at how stupid you'd have to be for this to happen. Like... Did neither one of them watch porn at all?
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
08/27/18 5:23:03 AM
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Crazyman93 posted...
Darmik posted...
The results were unexpected. Liu discovered that the couple, from Bijie city in China's south-western Guizhou province, had mistakenly been having anal intercourse rather than vaginal to conceive.

I'm mildly impressed at how stupid you'd have to be for this to happen. Like... Did neither one of them watch porn at all?

It's a heavily rural province, so I'm guessing probably not.
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08/27/18 5:24:21 AM
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Darmik posted...
shnangyboos posted...
This can't be real. Even if he didn't know where to put it, I can't believe she couldn't tell the difference between her ass and pussy. It'd be like him sticking his balls in there because he didn't know which part to use.


She probably didn't know that's where it's supposed to go.

If she's not told and she's never experimented how would she know?

By getting horny like everyone else.
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hockeybub89
08/27/18 5:24:23 AM
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This is an extreme case of why sex ed is vitally important
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Flockaveli
08/27/18 5:25:47 AM
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Their relationship is in shambles now that she stopped letting him do it in her butt.
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Crazyman93
08/27/18 5:25:48 AM
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...
Crazyman93 posted...
Darmik posted...
The results were unexpected. Liu discovered that the couple, from Bijie city in China's south-western Guizhou province, had mistakenly been having anal intercourse rather than vaginal to conceive.

I'm mildly impressed at how stupid you'd have to be for this to happen. Like... Did neither one of them watch porn at all?

It's a heavily rural province, so I'm guessing probably not.

So, either he never seen animals have sex, understandable, or he watched and somehow still didn't get it right. Like, sex is literally the most basic instinct in a complex creature's mind, and these two somehow got it wrong.
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GiftedACIII
08/27/18 5:26:46 AM
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Crazyman93 posted...
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...
Crazyman93 posted...
Darmik posted...
The results were unexpected. Liu discovered that the couple, from Bijie city in China's south-western Guizhou province, had mistakenly been having anal intercourse rather than vaginal to conceive.

I'm mildly impressed at how stupid you'd have to be for this to happen. Like... Did neither one of them watch porn at all?

It's a heavily rural province, so I'm guessing probably not.

So, either he never seen animals have sex, understandable, or he watched and somehow still didn't get it right. Like, sex is literally the most basic instinct in a complex creature's mind, and these two somehow got it wrong.

I think it had to be intentional one way or another. Either one party was intentionally doing it the wrong way or one or both were influenced by someone telling them the wrong thing.
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Blue_Inigo
08/27/18 5:26:55 AM
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Turbam posted...
My dude knew exactly what he was doing

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legendarylemur
08/27/18 5:40:39 AM
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Yet another heroic feat from gynecologist man
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Purple_Cheetah
08/27/18 5:58:15 AM
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To be fair, the holes are pretty close and if neither have an information it's easy to steer off course.
Using softcore or obstructed porn also doesn't help, because technically the positions look similiar... if one doesn't know.

I wouldn't be surprised if it was some sort of "sex is painful, so don't do it unless for a kid" type of deal, so if it was painful it probably felt correct. Can't say for the guy's pov.

Still, you would think after 1-2 years you'd come to a conclusion either you're doin it wrong or somethings up.

Could be worse, like that one guy who was saying it's unnatural and instead the vagina should act as a vaccuum and hoover the penis to completion as the couple sleeps. Atleast they tried and participated in something.
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