Poll of the Day > Florida Security Guard is FIRED for FARTING ON THE JOB!! Is he disgusting???

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Full Throttle
08/25/18 12:27:52 AM
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Is this beluga whale disgusting? - Results (4 votes)
Yes
50% (2 votes)
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No
50% (2 votes)
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Florida Fatty and Hospital Security Guard only named "Doug" was FIRED at his job because he filmed himself FARTING over SEVENTY-FIVE TIMES while working at there!!

He filmed himself getting the boot where the employee said "It's c ome to our attention that you've recorded yourself in our uniform on the property"

He runs an instagram called THE FART AUTHORITY page since March featuring himself dozens of times blowing a smelly hurricane

He says "I'm Paul Flart, i make fart videos on instagram for the joy and happiness of all who see them. My goal is to be the first person to make a living off farting after getting fired from my job in a public manner. The lobby has really great acoustics, and naturally we all fart. One day i ripped a rather nice one and got a really good sound from it, so the next time it happened i recorded it and sent it to my group chat"

Doug is now making a DONATION page on farting as faced the camera and on cue farts for his fans..

Doug violated the company policy that prohibits the use of phones on the job and was asked to turn his badge and uniform as he refused to sign a report detailing his behaviour and walks away.

He said merchandise, music videos and graphic designs are just a few plans he has in the works as he admits he has a FART FETISH and wants all fetishists of it to follow him which now amassed 50,000 fans..

Do you think this whale is disgusting?.

Paul - Vomit

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Keebs05
08/25/18 12:37:53 AM
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I thought his video was funny as hell. Security jobs are a dime a dozen. Not sure how much money he's going to make farting though.
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Golden Road
08/25/18 12:38:17 AM
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He was fired for farting? But people fart. It's not something that can always be...

...oh, he was making videos of himself farting on the job. Well, I suppose that could be embarrassing for the company.

...oh, that wasn't why he was fired? It was because he used a phone, period? I... guess that's their rule? I'm really hoping they just used that as a convenient excuse to fire him for being a disgusting beluga whale, still.
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helIy
08/25/18 12:40:25 AM
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this sounds like a dude i know who constantly sends us videos of him farting in group chat.
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ferko420
08/25/18 3:26:17 AM
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Isnt this why bullets are cheap?!?!?!?!
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