Current Events > Scenario: Your parents pick your sibling over you in a villains' sadistic choice

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UnfairRepresent
08/22/18 3:15:45 PM
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You and your family have been captured and tied up by the upstart supervillainess Voluptuous Vickie Vixen.

She tells your parents that they have to choose who gets to live, you or your sibling. If they don't pick one she says she will kill them all.

Your parents barely hesistate before picking your sibling causing much amusement for Vixen.

xGSIINc

"Well aren't we the popular one!?" she laughs as she presses the cold gun against your head. You feel her finger on the trigger when suddenly she is tackled by a big black British cop called Wesley who happened to be there. Causing the bullet to miss by inches.

Wesley handcuffs Vixen and unties you, puts a blanket over you and then says "I'm going to have to get a statement from you later but for now, go be with your family son." He then pushes you towards your family.

How do you react?
What do you do?
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HighOnSolar
08/22/18 3:18:31 PM
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start singing icky vicky
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slimfizzle2
08/22/18 3:19:17 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
What do you do?

Wesley
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Master_Bass
08/22/18 3:19:32 PM
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HighOnSolar posted...
start singing icky vicky

Eww, eww.
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DarkBuster22904
08/22/18 3:19:49 PM
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"Fuck you guys."

Join the force. Be Wesley's partner. Get it on with Voluptuous Vickie Vixen when she breaks out of jail and you and Wesley are sent to bring her in.
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UnfairRepresent
08/22/18 3:24:28 PM
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DarkBuster22904 posted...
Get it on with Voluptuous Vickie Vixen


She literally tried to murder you
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DarkBuster22904
08/22/18 3:25:10 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
DarkBuster22904 posted...
Get it on with Voluptuous Vickie Vixen


She literally tried to murder you

And looked damn fine doing it
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Laserion
08/22/18 3:25:21 PM
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Visit Vixen in jail, and join her when she breaks out.
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SableWolfAngel
08/22/18 3:25:57 PM
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Be happy they want me to join them in the after life in eternal peace and rest. Kind of a scary way to die, but at least I get my happy ending.
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Turbam
08/22/18 3:26:00 PM
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Does the villain have a fat butt?
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HighOnSolar
08/22/18 3:26:02 PM
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hey vicky wont you please explain why you get so much enjoyment out of causing kids pain
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KBGiantsfan
08/22/18 3:27:09 PM
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But i never was the favorite and ended up being the most successful anyways.......true story
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catboy0_0
08/22/18 3:28:26 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
How do you react?
What do you do?

I stand stunned in shock, and put up emotional walls for the rest of my life.
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UnfairRepresent
08/22/18 3:28:30 PM
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SableWolfAngel posted...
Be happy they want me to join them in the after life in eternal peace and rest. Kind of a scary way to die, but at least I get my happy ending.

but you survived

Turbam posted...
Does the villain have a fat butt?

Yes
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SableWolfAngel
08/22/18 3:32:01 PM
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Then bite Wesley until he has no choice but to put one right between my eyes.
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UnfairRepresent
08/22/18 3:46:30 PM
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HighOnSolar posted...
hey vicky wont you please explain why you get so much enjoyment out of causing kids pain

Because she is a supervillain
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HighOnSolar
08/22/18 3:47:21 PM
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sounds like a chick who's just plain mean
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UnfairRepresent
08/22/18 3:50:38 PM
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HighOnSolar posted...
sounds like a chick who's just plain mean

She sure is and she has a tragic backstory to boot
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Firewerx
08/22/18 3:51:04 PM
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Well, the conversation around the family dinner table's going to be a bit stilted later that evening, that's for sure.
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slimfizzle2
08/22/18 3:52:04 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
HighOnSolar posted...
sounds like a chick who's just plain mean

She sure is and she has a tragic backstory to boot

What's her backstory
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NeonOctopus
08/22/18 3:54:26 PM
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Turbam
08/22/18 3:55:14 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Yes

I'd become her henchman
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UnfairRepresent
08/22/18 4:26:12 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
I'd imagine they'd do it because they know it's how I'd want it. So I wouldn't trip.

Why the low self esteem?
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Kajagogo
08/22/18 4:36:25 PM
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I'd be cool with it, because I've accepted that my parents would pick my sister to save in a 'Sophie's Choice' situation a very long time ago.
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Zikten
08/22/18 4:37:26 PM
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UnfairRepresent
08/22/18 5:53:29 PM
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Kajagogo posted...
I'd be cool with it, because I've accepted that my parents would pick my sister to save in a 'Sophie's Choice' situation a very long time ago.


Why the low self esteem?
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HighOnSolar
08/22/18 5:56:09 PM
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i like you tc

do you like me

not like me like me, just like me
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Kajagogo
08/22/18 7:15:19 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Kajagogo posted...
I'd be cool with it, because I've accepted that my parents would pick my sister to save in a 'Sophie's Choice' situation a very long time ago.


Why the low self esteem?


I don't think it's low self esteem.
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MorningRose
08/22/18 7:16:14 PM
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My parents would pick me, though, >.<
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UnfairRepresent
08/23/18 2:32:58 AM
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MorningRose posted...
My parents would pick me, though, >.<

except in the crunch they didn't

how do you react?
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LinksLiege
08/23/18 2:34:28 AM
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Me: "Can't blame you."
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tamashiini
08/23/18 2:36:27 AM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
What do you do?

Wesley

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Mistere Man
08/23/18 2:38:37 AM
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I have always told them to pick me in such a situation.

Heck even if it is a festering bowl of dog snot or me to get shot pick me I tell them.

My life is worthless in such matters.
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gguirao
08/23/18 2:38:54 AM
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Honestly, I would have chosen myself, too. My sister has a better life and more to live for than I do.
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UnfairRepresent
08/23/18 3:30:11 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
I have always told them to pick me in such a situation.

Heck even if it is a festering bowl of dog snot or me to get shot pick me I tell them.

My life is worthless in such matters.

gguirao posted...
Honestly, I would have chosen myself, too. My sister has a better life and more to live for than I do.

why the low self esteem?
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Mistere Man
08/23/18 5:54:58 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Mistere Man posted...
I have always told them to pick me in such a situation.

Heck even if it is a festering bowl of dog snot or me to get shot pick me I tell them.

My life is worthless in such matters.

gguirao posted...
Honestly, I would have chosen myself, too. My sister has a better life and more to live for than I do.

why the low self esteem?

I just know my own value.
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EpicMickeyDrew
08/23/18 6:10:41 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
I have always told them to pick me in such a situation.

The point is they didn't pick you!
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Tappor
08/23/18 6:11:41 PM
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I'm the oldest. So that would be a good choice
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Roshon
08/23/18 6:17:53 PM
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Join the dark side
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UnfairRepresent
08/23/18 6:23:31 PM
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Mistere Man posted...

I just know my own value.

I value you :)
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omega cookie
08/23/18 6:38:17 PM
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Kill everyone. Even Wesley. Then I eat the corpses before chanting in tongues and crab walking away.
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Mistere Man
08/23/18 6:57:36 PM
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...
Mistere Man posted...
I have always told them to pick me in such a situation.

The point is they didn't pick you!

Oop! I guess I read it wrong. Happens all the time for me, but still I am sorry.
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OwlRammer
08/23/18 7:00:09 PM
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I'm gonna need a picture of this voluptuous Vickie Vixen before I decide
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slothica
08/23/18 7:01:48 PM
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I grab the gun off the floor, shoot the cop, uncuff vixen and then let her finish off my family.

Shoulda picked me.
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apocalyptic_4
08/23/18 7:01:54 PM
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Turbam posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Yes

I'd become her henchman


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SableWolfAngel
08/23/18 7:04:20 PM
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omega cookie posted...
Kill everyone. Even Wesley. Then I eat the corpses before chanting in tongues and crab walking away.


Maybe that bullet shouldn't have missed...
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UnfairRepresent
08/23/18 7:10:02 PM
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SableWolfAngel posted...
omega cookie posted...
Kill everyone. Even Wesley. Then I eat the corpses before chanting in tongues and crab walking away.


Maybe that bullet shouldn't have missed...

daymn
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