Current Events > Aug 20th your daily reminder that The Last Jedi was a complete cinematic failure

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iPhone_7
08/20/18 11:48:18 PM
#1:


The trilogy should've revolved around the 3 Solo kids & Luke's son from the expanded universe - Results (3 votes)
Yes! (I'm a true Star Wars fan)
66.67% (2 votes)
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No. (I'm glad Disney desecrated the beloved expanded universe)
33.33% (1 vote)
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Rey is a random nobody from unimportant nobody parents and has no business butting into the Skywalker/Solo family drama. M A R Y S U E
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DeadSite
08/20/18 11:49:00 PM
#2:


And it's still the best movie from that godforsaken series
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glitteringfairy
08/20/18 11:49:12 PM
#3:


Amen brother
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MabusIncarnate
08/20/18 11:49:27 PM
#4:


iPhone user logic
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Gafemage
08/21/18 12:20:20 AM
#5:


It made a lot of money, professional reviews were good, and since it's just a franchise popcorn flick there's not really any artistic intention that could've been squandered. Not sure how any of those factors point to it being a failure in any regard.
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CelestialVoices
08/21/18 12:28:45 AM
#6:


let it go bro
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ASithLord7
08/21/18 12:30:58 AM
#7:


Seek help.
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Muffinz0rz
08/21/18 12:31:54 AM
#8:


Man if I wasn't so tired I'd stay up another 29 minutes to do the August 21st installment

But I'm going to bed
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Lunar_Savage
08/21/18 12:33:56 AM
#9:


What's even worse is when you realize they made Yoda burn the EU literally and kicked it with an insult. "Page turners, they were not."
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ASithLord7
08/21/18 12:35:04 AM
#10:


Lunar_Savage posted...
What's even worse is when you realize they made Yoda burn the EU literally and kicked it with an insult. "Page turners, they were not."

Two things:

A) Those were the EU? Lol wtf?

B) The books are with Rey, as is CLEARLY SHOWN IN THE MOVIE yet somehow missed by all the "fans" who hate it.
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Sephiroth1288
08/21/18 12:36:14 AM
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ASithLord7 posted...
Lunar_Savage posted...
What's even worse is when you realize they made Yoda burn the EU literally and kicked it with an insult. "Page turners, they were not."

Two things:

A) Those were the EU? Lol wtf?

B) The books are with Rey, as is CLEARLY SHOWN IN THE MOVIE yet somehow missed by all the "fans" who hate it.

Or maybe they just missed it like most everyone did
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Lunar_Savage
08/21/18 12:36:40 AM
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ASithLord7 posted...
Lunar_Savage posted...
What's even worse is when you realize they made Yoda burn the EU literally and kicked it with an insult. "Page turners, they were not."

Two things:

A) Those were the EU? Lol wtf?

B) The books are with Rey, as is CLEARLY SHOWN IN THE MOVIE yet somehow missed by all the "fans" who hate it.


Yes, he destroys the jedi texts. But if you think for a second that it wasn't a jab at the upset fans...you watched a different movie.
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ASithLord7
08/21/18 12:38:40 AM
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Lunar_Savage posted...
Yes, he destroys the jedi texts. But if you think for a second that it wasn't a jab at the upset fans...you watched a different movie.

It wasn't, and he didn't. The books are shown with Rey in the Falcon at the end.
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mew4ever
08/21/18 12:39:30 AM
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The theme of the movie was explicitly said in the film, Let the past die. RJ just didnt know Star Wars fans are some of the most stubborn fans on the planet. Id much prefer they take some chances with new Star Wars films instead of taking A New Hope and slapping a new coat of paint on it like Force Awakens did. If youre not gonna try something new, then whats the damn point of making new movies?
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Lunar_Savage
08/21/18 12:40:44 AM
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ASithLord7 posted...
Lunar_Savage posted...
Yes, he destroys the jedi texts. But if you think for a second that it wasn't a jab at the upset fans...you watched a different movie.

It wasn't, and he didn't. The books are shown with Rey in the Falcon at the end.


A jab is still a jab. That whole movie was just trying to club fans over the head saying "this is how it is, your opinion doesn't matter."
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Sephiroth1288
08/21/18 12:41:31 AM
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mew4ever posted...
The theme of the movie was explicitly said in the film, Let the past die.

But the past was better-written than the present...
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ASithLord7
08/21/18 12:44:07 AM
#17:


Lunar_Savage posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
Lunar_Savage posted...
Yes, he destroys the jedi texts. But if you think for a second that it wasn't a jab at the upset fans...you watched a different movie.

It wasn't, and he didn't. The books are shown with Rey in the Falcon at the end.


A jab is still a jab. That whole movie was just trying to club fans over the head saying "this is how it is, your opinion doesn't matter."

So you admit you were lying or haven't seen the movie
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Lunar_Savage
08/21/18 12:46:33 AM
#18:


ASithLord7 posted...
Lunar_Savage posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
Lunar_Savage posted...
Yes, he destroys the jedi texts. But if you think for a second that it wasn't a jab at the upset fans...you watched a different movie.

It wasn't, and he didn't. The books are shown with Rey in the Falcon at the end.


A jab is still a jab. That whole movie was just trying to club fans over the head saying "this is how it is, your opinion doesn't matter."

So you admit you were lying or haven't seen the movie


Dude. He calls the goddamn lightning. Surprising even Luke and tells him to let them go.
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ASithLord7
08/21/18 12:48:23 AM
#19:


Lunar_Savage posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
Lunar_Savage posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
Lunar_Savage posted...
Yes, he destroys the jedi texts. But if you think for a second that it wasn't a jab at the upset fans...you watched a different movie.

It wasn't, and he didn't. The books are shown with Rey in the Falcon at the end.


A jab is still a jab. That whole movie was just trying to club fans over the head saying "this is how it is, your opinion doesn't matter."

So you admit you were lying or haven't seen the movie


Dude. He calls the goddamn lightning. Surprising even Luke and tells him to let them go.

So you admit you were lying about the texts being destroyed or haven't seen the movie
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electricbugs2
08/21/18 12:49:26 AM
#20:


iPhone_7 posted...
beloved expanded universe

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Beloved. That's a good joke man.

Super Saiyan level Luke getting trounced around by scab faced aliens who can't be detected by the force.

That's what I want in my Star Wars!

Said no sane human ever.
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ASithLord7
08/21/18 12:50:41 AM
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electricbugs2 posted...
iPhone_7 posted...
beloved expanded universe

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Beloved. That's a good joke man.

Super Saiyan level Luke getting trounced around by scab faced aliens who can't be detected by the force.

That's what I want in my Star Wars!

Said no sane human ever.

^^
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iPhone_7
08/21/18 2:09:32 AM
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Muffinz0rz
08/21/18 10:20:28 AM
#23:


electricbugs2 posted...
iPhone_7 posted...
beloved expanded universe

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Beloved. That's a good joke man.

Super Saiyan level Luke getting trounced around by scab faced aliens who can't be detected by the force.

That's what I want in my Star Wars!

Said no sane human ever.

Then Rey dies of a heart attack because the medicine from the future was grape flavored
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CyricZ
08/21/18 10:23:07 AM
#24:


At this point I can't even determine who's a legit hater and who is just playing up a gimmick to troll.

*continues reading Thrawn: Alliances*
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thelovefist
08/21/18 10:25:48 AM
#25:


TC's gimmick is equal parts stale and bad.
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Sheep007
08/21/18 10:34:19 AM
#26:


TLJ was one of the weaker installments, but I feel like saying it's a complete catastrophe is overblowing things. It has some dreadful elements which I'm sure we all know by now, unnecessary plotlines, and poor characters (Finn in particularly was disappointingly used after he was one of the best things about TFA). However, this is coupled with a fairly solid main storyline, a good pair of main protagonists (Kylo and Rey), and the strongest thematic elements in a Star Wars film since the original trilogy. I loved the EU as much as the next fan but I'm okay with seeing a different story put to cinema. I want the standards to be raised back to what they were in the original trilogy, but I feel like that's a bit unrealistic. A man can dream, though.
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Questionmarktarius
08/21/18 4:48:29 PM
#27:


This is all a long con to make a Star Wars movie so terrible, that the public will demand home video releases of the "good ones": Holiday Special and the Ewok Adventure films.
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