Current Events > 50k but you have to get stung by a tarantula hawk

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cmiller4642
08/20/18 5:23:04 PM
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XboxLegendary
08/20/18 5:28:53 PM
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cmiller4642 posted...
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Not even for 100K.
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Hairy-man
08/20/18 5:29:15 PM
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Yep
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Master_Bass
08/20/18 5:35:33 PM
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No thanks.
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CanuckCowboy
08/20/18 5:35:52 PM
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Fuck yeah.

I'd do it for 5k tbh. I've experienced agonizing pain for months before they figured it out and I got surgery. I've nailed my hand to a truss. I've been hit by a bus. I've had 4 inches of olfa blade stabbed into the top of my hand and miraculously not just slice it off like a meat cutter.

Pain sucks but as long as it's short term pain it's manageable.
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Ultima Dragon
08/20/18 5:44:00 PM
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I guess the pain only lasts five minutes (although it might be five minutes of agony where all you can do is scream).

I'd have to think about it, lol.
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DoGCyN
08/20/18 5:45:46 PM
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Sure. As long as I have morphine on hand and I took painkillers beforehand.

No problem.
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NeoBowser
08/20/18 5:46:47 PM
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Yes
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Peter_Griffin33
08/20/18 5:46:53 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Fuck yeah.

I'd do it for 5k tbh. I've experienced agonizing pain for months before they figured it out and I got surgery. I've nailed my hand to a truss. I've been hit by a bus. I've had 4 inches of olfa blade stabbed into the top of my hand and miraculously not just slice it off like a meat cutter.

Pain sucks but as long as it's short term pain it's manageable.

Im staying the fuck away from you bad luck man
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Orthopox12
08/20/18 5:47:13 PM
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I remember those things lazily flying by on Camp Pendleton, never knew they had the second worse sting on the sting index. Doesnt suprise me tho they are rather large
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Taharqa_
08/20/18 5:48:28 PM
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5 minutes of sharp agonizing pain that will dissipate in no time for 50k? Hell yeah, shit I'd do it for 5k.

My thing is just getting past the size of that thing, wasps and hornets scare the hell out of me. I wouldn't be able to do it on my own with entomology forceps, somebody else would have to put the wasp on my arm.
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CanuckCowboy
08/20/18 5:48:55 PM
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Peter_Griffin33 posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Fuck yeah.

I'd do it for 5k tbh. I've experienced agonizing pain for months before they figured it out and I got surgery. I've nailed my hand to a truss. I've been hit by a bus. I've had 4 inches of olfa blade stabbed into the top of my hand and miraculously not just slice it off like a meat cutter.

Pain sucks but as long as it's short term pain it's manageable.

Im staying the fuck away from you bad luck man


Lol.

That's only a small part of it but the rest were the result of me being stupid on a bike for the most part.

Wait no one time a safety shutoff at work failed and I had my leg ripped open and I could see bone and muscle and still have a gnarly scar. That also wasn't my fault.
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Minute
08/20/18 5:49:19 PM
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They are parasitoid wasps, using their sting to paralyze their prey before dragging it to a brood nest as living food; a single egg is laid on the prey, hatching to a larva which eats the still-living prey.


Nope nope nopenopenope.
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CanuckCowboy
08/20/18 5:50:13 PM
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Taharqa_ posted...
5 minutes of sharp agonizing pain that will dissipate in no time for 50k? Hell yeah, shit I'd do it for 5k.

My thing is just getting past the size of that thing, wasps and hornets scare the hell out of me. I wouldn't be able to do it on my own with entomology forceps, somebody else would have to put the wasp on my arm.


Exactly. Doing it to yourself is the hard part. After that you just ride it out. Dealing with something when you have no choice in the matter is a cinch imo.
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Orthopox12
08/20/18 5:51:08 PM
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Minute posted...
They are parasitoid wasps, using their sting to paralyze their prey before dragging it to a brood nest as living food; a single egg is laid on the prey, hatching to a larva which eats the still-living prey.


Nope nope nopenopenope.

Ive seen one dragging a full grown Tarantula along the ground to lay eggs in. Another Marine scared it away and picked up the paralyzed spider and threw it at another group of Marines who where eating near by lol.
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SSJCAT
08/20/18 5:51:51 PM
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he said it only really hurt for 5 min so heck yea
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CanuckCowboy
08/20/18 5:52:30 PM
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Orthopox12 posted...
Minute posted...
They are parasitoid wasps, using their sting to paralyze their prey before dragging it to a brood nest as living food; a single egg is laid on the prey, hatching to a larva which eats the still-living prey.


Nope nope nopenopenope.

Ive seen one dragging a full grown Tarantula along the ground to lay eggs in. Another Marine scared it away and picked up the paralyzed spider and threw it at another group of Marines who where eating near by lol.


I shoulda joined the army outta school. And not just cause I could retire with a full pension in basically a few years.
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PowerMang
08/20/18 5:59:35 PM
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.....why?

Okay sure. 10k per 1 minute of pain is a good deal. Double it and sting me again babe :D
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Pow Pow Punishment
08/20/18 6:05:01 PM
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It's weird how insects have painful stings but none are deadly the way spiders can be unless you have an allergic reaction or something.
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PhazonReborn
08/20/18 6:07:39 PM
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Cant be any worse than a kidney stone
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SSJGrimReaper
08/20/18 6:17:06 PM
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50k but you have to get headbutted by a dawkins
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Zack_Attackv1
08/20/18 6:22:12 PM
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thronedfire2
08/20/18 6:24:17 PM
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I thought this was gonna be about a bird that stings
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Ruid
08/20/18 6:27:10 PM
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Yes if I don't have to WATCH as it happens. Just surprise me with it and then give me the money after it's over.

I've noticed that the freaking out and running part sucks more than the actual pain of being stung by a regular wasp.
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