Current Events > Holy fuck, was just snapchatted that I might have gotten Chlamydia passed to me.

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Muffinz0rz
08/17/18 1:49:56 PM
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No pics of text because it was sent via snapchat and I'm not aboutta give her an alert that I screenshotted

Alright I hate to do this but I have to. I was tested clean before you. However. There is a chance that when I was tested the incubation period wasn't long enough for anything to ping on the test. But I was just tested positive for chlaymidia. Not to be tmi but you're not the last dude I've been with so you might be safe, but you should definitely get tested anyways. I am so, so sorry.

Grab your popcorn, folks!
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Tyranthraxus
08/17/18 1:50:47 PM
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TC got da clap
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
08/17/18 1:50:48 PM
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thankfully it's just the chlams bro
that'll clear up with some antibiotics
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TheOlJollyRoger
08/17/18 1:51:16 PM
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What position where you in? You only get it if she was riding you due to gravity.
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Doom_Art
08/17/18 1:51:40 PM
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Could be worse

You could have the clap

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ImTheMacheteGuy
08/17/18 1:51:40 PM
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@JustMyOpinion
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Foppe
08/17/18 1:51:42 PM
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Bi6FcO7UoutWM
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vbty3
08/17/18 1:52:50 PM
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Are you gonna get tested?
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ScazarMeltex
08/17/18 1:54:22 PM
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I feel like this song is appropriate.
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Carlbertomfg
08/17/18 1:54:49 PM
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How exciting!!
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
08/17/18 1:56:22 PM
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do they still put a rod in a man's peehole to get rid of that?
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butthole666
08/17/18 1:56:54 PM
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Its curable so who cares

Now when you get an HIV scare, then u gon have to worry
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Muffinz0rz
08/17/18 1:57:12 PM
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TheOlJollyRoger posted...
What position where you in? You only get it if she was riding you due to gravity.
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We did both

We only banged twice

Night 1, I went down on her and banged with me on top
Night 2, she was on top and gave me a beej

vbty3 posted...
Are you gonna get tested?

I guess I should. I mean the only symptom that shows (if any) is painful urination, which I'm not having, but I imagine this isn't something one should let fester, even if I'm not showing any symptoms.
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08/17/18 1:57:56 PM
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BWing
08/17/18 1:58:13 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
@JustMyOpinion

LMAO
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joestarrr
08/17/18 2:00:48 PM
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Please get tested.
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Doom_Art
08/17/18 2:01:37 PM
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Seriously though get tested

You don't wanna take a chance when your dick is concerned
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Foppe
08/17/18 2:04:06 PM
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How long should you wait with the testing because of the incubation period?
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vbty3
08/17/18 2:08:59 PM
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It takes a few days for symptoms to show up, but 50% of males show no symptoms. Its a simple test that could save you a lot of headache.
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Muffinz0rz
08/17/18 2:09:09 PM
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joestarrr posted...
Please get tested.

Doom_Art posted...
Seriously though get tested

You don't wanna take a chance when your dick is concerned

Oh absolutely, I'm going to. Less about my own well-being and more for the well-being of future partners. Seems like the worst thing that could happen for a dude is it damages the sperm and might make them sterile (which wouldn't bother me because I don't want kids), but I'll do it anyways for the sake of my partners.

Foppe posted...
How long should you wait with the testing because of the incubation period?

She told me the incubation was two weeks, and we banged maybe over a month ago but less than two months.

Not sure. It's been long enough though for me where it would show up if I got tested today.

vbty3 posted...
It takes a few days for symptoms to show up, but 50% of males show no symptoms. Its a simple test that could save you a lot of headache.

Yeah I don't even have to get a blood test it looks like, probably just a urine sample.

@BWing posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
@JustMyOpinion

LMAO

BW you may enjoy this because it was handcuff girl LMFAOOOO
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Coffeebeanz
08/17/18 2:11:11 PM
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Chlamydia is super easy to treat

Wear a damn condom if you aren't sure what you're, -cough- getting into.
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lww99
08/17/18 2:11:53 PM
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SwordMaster13X
08/17/18 2:12:02 PM
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Was it worth it?
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Muffinz0rz
08/17/18 2:12:22 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
Chlamydia is super easy to treat

Wear a damn condom if you aren't sure what you're, -cough- getting into.

We actually did for the all of the first night and most of the second, but unfortunately that's the night she was on top so that's when gravity would've been more of a factor.

SwordMaster13X posted...
Was it worth it?

No lmao two quick nuts, I would've rather just fucking deeded twice

lww99 posted...
I got burned once. It's an easy fix.

Sounds like it tbh, I'm not really fretting. Biggest annoyance is the inconvenience factor of having to go get a damn test
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lww99
08/17/18 2:30:44 PM
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Yeah you're gonna get a giant cotton swab shoved up there. That's not very pleasant.
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Orthopox12
08/17/18 2:31:56 PM
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Easy fix
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Lordgold666
08/17/18 2:33:42 PM
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Gross
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pinky0926
08/17/18 2:34:53 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
I guess I should. I mean the only symptom that shows (if any) is painful urination, which I'm not having, but I imagine this isn't something one should let fester, even if I'm not showing any symptoms.


Not true. You can also get a very itchy penis, a general raw look to the head, general ongoing secretion and stomach cramps.

I've had it myself...twice. It's not a big deal but just letting you know there can be all sorts of symptoms. I actually found the antibiotics gave me way worse symptoms.
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08/17/18 2:36:48 PM
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08/17/18 2:43:31 PM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
do they still put a rod in a man's peehole to get rid of that?

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spanky1
08/17/18 2:46:32 PM
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At least it's not pirate scurvy.
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BWing
08/17/18 2:57:09 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
BW you may enjoy this because it was handcuff girl LMFAOOOO

Oh damn, lol. If you had to have an STD, chlamydia is probably "best" for a guy. Mostly unnoticeable as far as effects go. Could have been much worse
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Flockaveli
08/17/18 3:03:30 PM
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Jesus people just wear condoms please its so easy.
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IslamMD
08/17/18 3:28:42 PM
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Good that she told you. But why is TC raw dogging it. Other than STDs you could accidentally knock her up if she is not on pill.
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JE19426
08/17/18 3:39:27 PM
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lww99 posted...
Yeah you're gonna get a giant cotton swab shoved up there. That's not very pleasant.


They can test urine samples, these days.
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08/17/18 3:42:52 PM
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lww99
08/17/18 3:51:08 PM
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JE19426 posted...
lww99 posted...
Yeah you're gonna get a giant cotton swab shoved up there. That's not very pleasant.


They can test urine samples, these days.


Really? This was only like ~5 years ago for me. Maybe 7.
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Muffinz0rz
08/17/18 4:12:48 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
I guess I should. I mean the only symptom that shows (if any) is painful urination, which I'm not having, but I imagine this isn't something one should let fester, even if I'm not showing any symptoms.


Not true. You can also get a very itchy penis, a general raw look to the head, general ongoing secretion and stomach cramps.

I've had it myself...twice. It's not a big deal but just letting you know there can be all sorts of symptoms. I actually found the antibiotics gave me way worse symptoms.

Good to know in case those other symptoms emerge, but I haven't noticed anything unusual
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JE19426
08/17/18 4:18:03 PM
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lww99 posted...
Really? This was only like ~5 years ago for me. Maybe 7.


Yes, I don't know how long it's been used, but it certainly does exist.
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Pain_king
08/17/18 4:31:24 PM
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Eh I had it a couple months no biggie simple piss test and some antibiotics. Just have to wait about a week or so before sex.

But yeah dont wait it out to see for sure, trust me lol.
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IslamMD
08/17/18 4:36:30 PM
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Just realized something that hasn't been mentioned what if she lied about the std she had. Like she has HIV but just said she had one of the more curable ones so TC wouldn't get worried before the test.
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YourDrunkFather
08/17/18 4:39:57 PM
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Were you raw doggin tinder hoes TC?
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Muffinz0rz
08/17/18 4:44:31 PM
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Pain_king posted...
Eh I had it a couple months no biggie simple piss test and some antibiotics. Just have to wait about a week or so before sex.

But yeah dont wait it out to see for sure, trust me lol.

Do I just go to planned parenthood or what

Idk what to look for in terms of clinics

IslamMD posted...
Just realized something that hasn't been mentioned what if she lied about the std she had. Like she has HIV but just said she had one of the more curable ones so TC wouldn't get worried before the test.

I mean then she's just doubling down on negative things because then I'd be wasting a trip to get tested for something I don't have, and then have to go back later when said tests come back negative but I'm starting to show symptoms or whatever

YourDrunkFather posted...
Were you raw doggin tinder hoes TC?

OKCupid
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catboy0_0
08/17/18 4:46:52 PM
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so glad I'm a virgin
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IslamMD
08/17/18 4:56:00 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
I mean then she's just doubling down on negative things because then I'd be wasting a trip to get tested for something I don't have, and then have to go back later when said tests come back negative but I'm starting to show symptoms or whatever


I took the "you should get tested" as getting tested for everything. She told you she been with other people so who knows if she has other things that haven't shown up on tests yet.
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Muffinz0rz
08/17/18 4:57:08 PM
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IslamMD posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
I mean then she's just doubling down on negative things because then I'd be wasting a trip to get tested for something I don't have, and then have to go back later when said tests come back negative but I'm starting to show symptoms or whatever


I took the "you should get tested" as getting tested for everything. She told you she been with other people so who knows if she has other things that haven't shown up on tests yet.

Oh gotcha

Might as well get a full panel while I'm there tbh, no sense in taking one trip for a piss test and one for a blood test
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08/17/18 4:57:39 PM
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Post that LeBron gif here
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catboy0_0
08/17/18 4:57:59 PM
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I hope you're clean, but it doesn't look good
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P4wn4g3
08/17/18 5:03:42 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
No pics of text because it was sent via snapchat and I'm not aboutta give her an alert that I screenshotted

How would snapchat send an alert about that?

Anyway sorry for your lots
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soulunison2
08/17/18 5:08:23 PM
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Damn my condolences bro Ive been there I know how that feels

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