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Fam_Fam
08/17/18 6:18:54 AM
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The effects of the crime would be there (to the victim, to you, to witnesses, and to your conscience), but you would not be charged criminally for it. People also would not know that you did it (unless you tell people).
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LightningAce11
08/17/18 6:20:18 AM
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Rob a bank, of course.
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stone
08/17/18 6:21:17 AM
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LightningAce11 posted...
Rob a bank, of course.

Came on to say this.
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pegusus123456
08/17/18 6:21:29 AM
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LightningAce11 posted...
Rob a bank, of course.

This except I'd rob an armored car because I once read you don't actually get that much money from a bank robbery.

This is also assuming you succeed in the crime.
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YukihoHagiwara
08/17/18 6:26:08 AM
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You guys saying "rob a bank" "heist an armored vehicle" do realize you'd probably end up breaking quite a few laws in these cases right? Find me any show with a heist/bank robbery and try to count all the laws they break on just one hand, you can't do it.
A real pro would say "check forgery" or "credit card fraud" and leave it at that, hello billions.
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kkTheKiller42
08/17/18 6:28:18 AM
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Fam_Fam
08/17/18 6:38:29 AM
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YukihoHagiwara posted...
You guys saying "rob a bank" "heist an armored vehicle" do realize you'd probably end up breaking quite a few laws in these cases right? Find me any show with a heist/bank robbery and try to count all the laws they break on just one hand, you can't do it.
A real pro would say "check forgery" or "credit card fraud" and leave it at that, hello billions.


great point, here
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Akagami_Shanks
08/17/18 6:44:53 AM
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I just saw this topic but I was gonna post what he posted. Bank robbery isn't just one all encompassing law. You get charged with at least 5 different things for doing it
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stone
08/17/18 6:49:49 AM
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The way the original post is worded though, he obviously meant "if you can do one crime" rather than "if you can break one law" because most crimes break a bunch of laws.
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Fam_Fam
08/17/18 6:50:18 AM
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stone posted...
The way the original post is worded though, he obviously meant "if you can do one crime" rather than "if you can break one law" because most crimes break a bunch of laws.


no, i said one law.
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stone
08/17/18 6:51:14 AM
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Fam_Fam posted...
The effects of the crime would be there, but you would not be charged criminally for it.

Then make up your mind. One law, or one crime?
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Fam_Fam
08/17/18 6:51:50 AM
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stone posted...
Fam_Fam posted...
The effects of the crime would be there, but you would not be charged criminally for it.

Then make up your mind. One law, or one crime?


breaking the single law is a crime. and

The effects of the crime would be there, but you would not be charged criminally for it.
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stone
08/17/18 6:53:49 AM
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Fine then, no bank robbery (anyway I doubt I could have pulled it off)
I'd have to think about it more then, since most crimes break many laws.
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Ving_Rhames
08/17/18 6:57:00 AM
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Oh.

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Alright, free pass to beat the shit out of some annoying person then
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Akagami_Shanks
08/17/18 7:31:34 AM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
Oh.

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Alright, free pass to beat the shit out of some annoying person then

I wouldn't be so sure about that
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omega cookie
08/17/18 7:33:07 AM
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Murder.
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lww99
08/17/18 7:33:39 AM
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Pleasantly surprised no one here has suggested rape. Good CE.
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AuthenticZac
08/17/18 7:34:49 AM
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Time travel

Take that, laws of physics!
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Ving_Rhames
08/17/18 7:34:49 AM
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lww99 posted...
Pleasantly surprised no one here has suggested rape. Good CE.


I bet if this was a poll that had rape as an option it'd probly be winning. Ick.
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Fam_Fam
08/17/18 7:44:12 AM
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lww99 posted...
Pleasantly surprised no one here has suggested rape. Good CE.


because for whatever reason, thats the only one that would get you modded.

also people don't want to admit that.
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alt_no_1_loves
08/17/18 7:46:37 AM
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I'd moon Trump.
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LightningAce11
08/17/18 8:07:58 AM
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What about taking anything you want from a store? That's gotta be the one charge, right?
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DevsBro
08/17/18 8:12:41 AM
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I'd stick an ice cream cone in my back pocket, right in front of the police station.
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CM_Ponch
08/17/18 8:13:59 AM
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I'd steal from Trump
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DarkProto05
08/17/18 8:18:43 AM
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Theft? Would grabbing things in a store and walking out with them only break one law?
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Fam_Fam
08/17/18 8:20:06 AM
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DarkProto05 posted...
Theft? Would grabbing things in a store and walking out with them only break one law?


that would proabbly count if you did it during work hours, and you didn't get into a confrontation with staff
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YukihoHagiwara
08/17/18 8:22:18 AM
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DarkProto05 posted...
Theft? Would grabbing things in a store and walking out with them only break one law?

It goes by a worth amount. So you could grab a bunch of things and it'd be considered one shoplifting charge.
I take that back, I think it's the opposite actually. You could shoplift a bunch of cokes but you'd be hit with a bunch of "SHOPLIFTING LESS THAN 500$" charges. I'm just not sure.
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stone
08/17/18 8:24:52 AM
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"easiest" money would probably be from a jewelry store.
Or test drive an expensive car and just drive away with it.
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_Goggalor_
08/17/18 8:28:44 AM
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Murder.
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Anarchy_Juiblex
08/17/18 8:35:20 AM
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Possession of illegal substances.

I'm not a piece of shit that wants to victimize others, also you're only protected against criminal, not civil.

Enjoy being sued into oblivion.
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Chicken
08/17/18 8:36:12 AM
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I would download a gun.
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_Goggalor_
08/17/18 8:38:13 AM
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Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
Possession of illegal substances.

I'm not a piece of shit that wants to victimize others, also you're only protected against criminal, not civil.

Enjoy being sued into oblivion.


I only said murder because I want to kill say, a known child rapist/killer. Not an innocent person.
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Error1355
08/17/18 8:40:21 AM
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@Chicken posted...
I would download a gun.

Already can:

https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/19/us/3d-printed-gun-settlement-trnd/index.html
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Ivynn
08/17/18 8:45:57 AM
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Hyyr
08/17/18 10:33:27 AM
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In fantasy, the speed of light.

In reality, I would refuse to give the federal government "their cut" of my paychecks. Instant 100% raise in pay! Plus, nobody gets hurt (at least those not on welfare).
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DarkProto05
08/17/18 12:11:47 PM
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Hyyr posted...
In fantasy, the speed of light.

In reality, I would refuse to give the federal government "their cut" of my paychecks. Instant 100% raise in pay! Plus, nobody gets hurt (at least those not on welfare).

Streets, highways, bridges, police services, etc would all get hurt. But your only focus is not paying taxes so poor people don't benefit. Get educated conservative.
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DragonGirlYuki
08/17/18 12:17:40 PM
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If you are a high income earner you would be better off breaking income tax law than robbing a bank.
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stone
08/17/18 12:20:35 PM
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DragonGirlYuki posted...
If you are a high income earner you would be better off breaking income tax law than robbing a bank.

But you can only do it once, so it would be a pretty lousy law to break it you save on taxes only one time.
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DragonGirlYuki
08/17/18 12:27:59 PM
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Given that most bank robberies are not very lucrative ($7500 ish average heist) even not paying taxes for a single year for a high income earner would be better.

https://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2012/06/11/what-you-should-know-before-robbing-a-bank
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Darkman124
08/17/18 12:29:08 PM
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insider trading
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joestarrr
08/17/18 12:35:56 PM
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Im not answering this question lol

Also @Darkman124 I like your sig.
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Darkman124
08/17/18 12:39:40 PM
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Thanks. it was one of the few moments that I found kierkegaard coherent
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GiftedACIII
08/17/18 12:48:55 PM
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One law is really restrictive. Idk, probably speed in front of a police car or something.
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HiddenLurker
08/17/18 12:57:12 PM
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Walk into apple store walk out with cart loaded with all sorts of apple products to resell off ebay.
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Patchwork
08/17/18 1:01:24 PM
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YukihoHagiwara posted...
DarkProto05 posted...
Theft? Would grabbing things in a store and walking out with them only break one law?

It goes by a worth amount. So you could grab a bunch of things and it'd be considered one shoplifting charge.
I take that back, I think it's the opposite actually. You could shoplift a bunch of cokes but you'd be hit with a bunch of "SHOPLIFTING LESS THAN 500$" charges. I'm just not sure.


It goes by total amount, not quantity of items, as long as it's one incident.
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stone
08/17/18 1:03:00 PM
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I'm surprised no one said "posting porn on gamefaqs.gamespot.com"
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GiftedACIII
08/17/18 1:46:54 PM
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stone posted...
I'm surprised no one said "posting porn on gamefaqs.gamespot.com"

I don't think there's a law against that.
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stone
08/17/18 1:48:29 PM
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GiftedACIII posted...
stone posted...
I'm surprised no one said "posting porn on gamefaqs.gamespot.com"

I don't think there's a law against that.

True it's only a rule, not a law. It should be a law, so we could break it without punishment on this scenario
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