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SocialistGamer
08/16/18 12:53:02 PM
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No magic, special abilities or anything like that. No war going on either. What do?
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Vengeance29
08/16/18 12:54:24 PM
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Die
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NeonOctopus
08/16/18 12:55:07 PM
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hockeybub89
08/16/18 12:55:55 PM
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frozenshock
08/16/18 12:58:53 PM
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Sit on the side of the road and beg

And hope the fucking dragonborn hurries up getting rid of dragons
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Shotgunnova
08/16/18 12:59:02 PM
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Get my lollygag on.
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Gheb
08/16/18 12:59:09 PM
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Could I at least learn magic? I mean most people seem to be capable of at least learning a little magic if they put some effort into it.

Otherwise, $20,000 is a decent chunk of change. I probably buy a house in Whiterun and then try to find some work. I'm an accountant by trade so maybe the Jarl needs a treasurer or something.

Regardless I practice using my sword a lot. I've seen too many random attacks to not want to be a little prepared.
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NeonOctopus
08/16/18 12:59:45 PM
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Pitlord_Special
08/16/18 12:59:46 PM
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Wenches and moon sugar
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Wedge Antilles
08/16/18 12:59:54 PM
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Go to the Cloud District. Often.
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TroutPaste
08/16/18 1:03:57 PM
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Never leave my house
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HBOSS
08/16/18 1:08:26 PM
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travel town to town with the khajit for company and protection maybe pay the caravan some gold to teach me how to fight with sword & board effectively.

by the time we are in the Reach, i tell them ill meet them in Markarth because ill be finding Sky Haven Temple. purpose is to get some katana and armor there...
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Uncle_Drew
08/16/18 1:10:40 PM
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Probably die to one of those stupid vampire attacks that happen in town
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ryrygrandbuffet
08/16/18 1:10:49 PM
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I would buy wheels of cheese and fill someones house with them.
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LordChad
08/16/18 1:11:07 PM
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i would kill 2000 chickens in whiterun and use the money to pay the punishment fee
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PoopPotato
08/16/18 1:12:37 PM
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Mod Lydia, smash her in Brees Home until the end of time.
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Zombified_Toast
08/16/18 1:18:29 PM
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I would gossip about the Redguard's swords.

... Did you know they're curved?
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Cookie Bag
08/16/18 1:19:51 PM
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AvlButtslam
08/16/18 1:20:10 PM
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Get a job at the apothecary and learn magic and smithing in my down time.
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Cookie Bag
08/16/18 1:20:49 PM
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Vultis_Zales
08/16/18 1:40:05 PM
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AvlButtslam posted...
Get a job at the apothecary and learn magic and smithing in my down time.


My first option

Second option go to the college of winterhold

Third option Try to get turned into a vampire
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Paragon21XX
08/16/18 1:44:16 PM
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Get mauled to death by a sabre cat shortly after I leave the town.
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TerrifyingRei
08/16/18 1:57:31 PM
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Wedge Antilles posted...
Go to the Cloud District. Often.

challenge Nazeem to a duel and murder his ass
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trappedunderice
08/16/18 2:04:22 PM
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Pimp out my lusty argonian maid for extra septems.
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Tsuyoi3
08/16/18 4:36:36 PM
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Possibly cease existing or become a god within the first moments of realizing where I am, due to knowledge I have on the universe.

Barring that, and assuming towns are bigger than game play shows, I may be able to buy a house, or at least feed myself and sleep in an inn until I get a living smiting or performing alchemy.

Much of the rest of my plans differ depending on if I can perform magic, be effected by diseases of Skyrim like everyone else, etc.
I love thoughts like these, and have plans based on multiple universes.
Elder scrolls was a lesser thought out one. I'll develop more later.
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slimfizzle2
08/16/18 4:39:37 PM
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Tsuyoi3 posted...
until I get a living smiting or performing alchemy.

What you going to smite
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YUHH
08/16/18 4:40:32 PM
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Abuse alchemy loops to turn 20k gold into millions
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myzz7
08/16/18 4:42:28 PM
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Pitlord_Special posted...
Wenches and moon sugar

Khajiit wenches and moon sugar for me.
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slimfizzle2
08/16/18 5:32:30 PM
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myzz7 posted...
Pitlord_Special posted...
Wenches and moon sugar

Khajiit wenches and moon sugar for me.

Just give me a lusty Argonian maid
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Bloodmoon77
08/16/18 5:35:21 PM
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There's no safe features to save those kids now...
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Tsuyoi3
08/16/18 7:13:51 PM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
Tsuyoi3 posted...
until I get a living smiting or performing alchemy.

What you going to smite

HERETICS!
damn autocorrect.
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alt_no_1_loves
08/16/18 7:20:59 PM
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Buy a mammoth tusk so I can win the heart of that woman who wants a mammoth tusk. Get hitched.

Move to Riften, get a job in the meadery. Live a chill life.
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Orthopox12
08/16/18 7:21:40 PM
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Find Lydia and have sex with her.
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masterpug53
08/16/18 7:28:18 PM
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>hop a carriage to Shor's Stone
>meet Sylgja
>deliver her letter so she loves me
>get married in Riften
>carriage to Markarth
>buy Vlindrel Hall (say what you will about Dwemer architecture, it was built to last)
>plow wifey and sponge off her new store's income till I die happy
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