Current Events > hmm, someone on linkedin wants to add me. it's a photo of young child

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ANewLeaf
08/15/18 4:14:13 AM
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The child appears to be 8-10 years of age from their facial image

And the location is:
Hyderabad, Telangana, India

I... see....
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Darkrobotisback
08/15/18 4:22:30 AM
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Isn't linked in a job searching forum?
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ANewLeaf
08/15/18 4:22:57 AM
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it is a place for idiot recruiters to spam me with jobs that are beneath me yes
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Chicken
08/15/18 4:28:27 AM
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Maybe hes a professional model for those donate less than a cup of coffee a day to sponsor this child blahblahblah commercials.
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ANewLeaf
08/15/18 8:35:35 AM
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is there something about 'will not relocate' that means 'please ask if i'm willing to relocate to some place in the fucking Arabian Peninsula
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MrResetti
08/15/18 8:39:43 AM
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Skills include: sewing on the Nike swoosh
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TheMikh
08/15/18 8:41:53 AM
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ANewLeaf posted...
it is a place for idiot recruiters to spam me with jobs that are beneath me yes

sure, until one of those recruiters gets you flown out to google for an interview my man
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ANewLeaf
08/15/18 8:51:23 AM
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two of the skills needed are experience with windows 2000 and experience with winzip

what in the ever loving fuck
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Bacon_Pancakes
08/15/18 8:56:23 AM
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They gonna ask for your Bob and vegen experience before asking you to join on a conquest at every meme page known to man
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TheMikh
08/15/18 9:05:04 AM
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ANewLeaf posted...
two of the skills needed are experience with windows 2000 and experience with winzip

what in the ever loving fuck

it's criteria like this that leads me to wonder how much work is going on in the industry that could be automated by scripts
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Darkrobotisback
08/15/18 9:11:05 AM
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ANewLeaf posted...
two of the skills needed are experience with windows 2000 and experience with winzip

what in the ever loving fuck

If it pays good.
I take a shit job like that in a heart beat.
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ANewLeaf
08/15/18 9:12:31 AM
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I honestly have no idea what the pay is. It's in Yemen.
I was genuinely confused how the fuck people consider experience with winzip a must have. In fact why the fuck are they even using winzip
why not 7zip
or winrar

is it because they're stupid enough not to comprehend things

I'm incredibly angry about this for some reason
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BlazinBlue88
08/15/18 9:15:12 AM
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ANewLeaf posted...
it is a place for idiot recruiters to spam me with jobs that are beneath me yes

Lmao same dude

"I see you are currently lead infrastructure improvement projects. Would you be interested in a tier 1 helpdesk role?"

Windows 2000? Means their whole setup is an outdated mess that will catch fire any day now. You can't even RDP into a windows 2000 box natively.
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ANewLeaf
08/15/18 9:22:21 AM
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Had no idea you can't even RDP into it. I never even used it. I think the furthest I'll go back with is XP since legacy software. But they literally listed it all: Windows 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10 oh and windows server 2000 - 2019

Yeah experience with something not yet released

BlazinBlue88 posted...

Lmao same dude

"I see you are currently lead infrastructure improvement projects. Would you be interested in a tier 1 helpdesk role?"

Windows 2000? Means their whole setup is an outdated mess that will catch fire any day now. You can't even RDP into a windows 2000 box natively.


"would you be willing to relocate to the UK? We will offer you a great daily rate of 120"
One, motherfucker, that's insulting.
Two, fuck off, the UK is fucked with Brexit.
Three, I know fuck all about UK tax laws so not interested.

"yes I see but perhaps you would be willing as they have an excellent corporate gym membership package"

It's like these people saw "please note I am not interesting in relocating from my country home address" and thought "if we offer about 40% less than what they're asking for, we can surely get them to move to a new country".
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ANewLeaf
08/15/18 10:16:20 AM
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good lord
so the recruitment company based in the UK is based in... INDIA!
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BlazinBlue88
08/15/18 11:58:03 AM
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ANewLeaf posted...
Had no idea you can't even RDP into it. I never even used it. I think the furthest I'll go back with is XP since legacy software. But they literally listed it all: Windows 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10 oh and windows server 2000 - 2019

Yeah experience with something not yet released

Yeah RDP wasn't introduced until server 2003. You can install the tool on a 2000 machine but its not built in. 2000 still uses telnet. How do I know this? Because I was recently given a 2000 machine to manage with custom built software that can't be upgraded. I have to vmware console into the box if I want to work on it.

No doubt an HR person made that job listing. I understand them not knowing tech but it really pisses me off when an IT recruiter knows nothing about tech. Having a call with an IT recruiter and she asks me if I know vmware. I ask her what about it? VMware has like 8 different products and I know 3 of them extremely well but nothing about the other. She said, idk the paper just says vmware. Keep in mind she's not saying V-M-ware, she's saying vmware like humming but with a v. >_>
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GiftedACIII
08/16/18 8:43:03 PM
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Aren't you 16 Kaname? Why are you using linkedin?
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LepartialJury
08/18/18 3:52:32 PM
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Creepy
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SauI_Goodman
08/18/18 3:54:08 PM
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It's the Indian version of Chris Hansen and Perverted Justice.
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ANewLeaf
08/18/18 4:11:42 PM
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oh yeah update on this
turns out the profile was trying to add me because like 5 minuets later I get two emaisl from an indian recruiting company
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