Current Events > ITT: McDonald's employees when someone orders a burger with no onions

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Muffinz0rz
08/12/18 10:21:42 PM
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YUHH
08/12/18 10:22:48 PM
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mcdonalds is awful

but if you dont like onions youre a bitch, plain and simple
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Tryhaptaward
08/12/18 10:22:52 PM
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Would you like cheese and bacon on that?

Wait, that costs extra? Fuckers.
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Muffinz0rz
08/13/18 10:53:52 AM
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Tryhaptaward posted...
Would you like cheese and bacon on that?

Wait, that costs extra? Fuckers.

YUHH posted...
mcdonalds is awful

but if you dont like onions youre a bitch, plain and simple

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PoopPotato
08/13/18 10:55:42 AM
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I love onions, just not those finely chopped ones McDonald's puts on their burgers
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Abyssea
08/13/18 10:56:15 AM
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PoopPotato posted...
I love onions, just not those finely chopped ones McDonald's puts on their burgers


those are my favorite tho
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BCAM1984
08/13/18 11:32:00 AM
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This topic made me LOL
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Corman321
08/13/18 11:34:12 AM
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Those little onion things from McDonald's give me nightmares.
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Muffinz0rz
08/14/18 12:47:13 PM
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Corman321 posted...
Those little onion things from McDonald's give me nightmares.

same

i'm okay with onions but not mcdonald's's
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frozenshock
08/14/18 12:55:43 PM
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I mean, they push on the "hamburger" button on the register. There isn't a "no onions" button. This isn't a fancy french restaurant. It's fucking McDonald's.
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eston
08/14/18 12:57:04 PM
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This meme implies that they make your burger when you order it, which is just lol
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CapnMuffin
08/14/18 12:57:14 PM
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frozenshock posted...
I mean, they push on the "hamburger" button on the register. There isn't a "no onions" button. This isn't a fancy french restaurant. It's fucking McDonald's.

There is though. The modifier prints in your receipt as well as the HUD that the workers look at to see tickets and assemble your food. Yet it still happens.
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ShinyFinder
08/14/18 12:57:59 PM
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McDonalds onions >>>>>>
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Guy_Fieri
08/14/18 12:58:14 PM
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Diced onions on burgers are a terrible idea and anyone who enjoys them lacks proper tastebuds.
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ShinyFinder
08/14/18 12:58:50 PM
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In fact I actually asked for extra onions one of the last times (this was a mistake, but the onions are still top tier)
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Shotgunnova
08/14/18 12:59:13 PM
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I'm okay with Mickey D's onions.
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ShinyFinder
08/14/18 12:59:17 PM
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You know which onions deserve hate? Caramelized. Y u c k
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pojr
08/14/18 12:59:18 PM
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Not if you're allergic to onions

I used to have a coworker who was very allergic to onions. He couldn't even be near an onion because the enzymes would give him an allergic reaction and he would have to go to the hospital. He made it really hard to bring food into the building.
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Guy_Fieri
08/14/18 12:59:37 PM
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ShinyFinder please exit this topic and eat a proper burger immediately.
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ShinyFinder
08/14/18 1:00:38 PM
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Guy_Fieri posted...
ShinyFinder please exit this topic and eat a proper burger immediately.

As long as theres raw or diced onions I will be alright
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ShinyFinder
08/14/18 1:01:23 PM
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Also while Im here, does anyone actually like stringy pieces of onions?? Are those people real???
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ShinyFinder
08/14/18 1:02:49 PM
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Onions that come out of the burger when you take a bite wyd.....diced all tha way babey !
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Shotgunnova
08/14/18 1:02:50 PM
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lol

I said I was okay with 'em, not that I do 1000 consecutive cartwheels over their delicious flavor.
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SkittyOnWailord
08/14/18 1:08:05 PM
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McDonald's pickles > McDonald's onions. Though they're both pretty bad.
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Muffinz0rz
08/14/18 3:03:31 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
I do 1000 consecutive cartwheels over their delicious flavor.

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glitteringfairy
08/14/18 3:05:10 PM
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YUHH posted...
mcdonalds is awful

but if you dont like onions youre a bitch, plain and simple

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Zodd3224
08/14/18 3:06:41 PM
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This made me laugh far more than it should have
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kuwab0
08/14/18 3:09:42 PM
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Lordgold666
08/14/18 3:13:14 PM
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YUHH posted...
mcdonalds is awful

but if you dont like onions youre a bitch, plain and simple

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HiddenLurker
08/14/18 3:15:30 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
Shotgunnova posted...
I'm okay with Mickey D's onions.


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Anyone else troubled by this?

No. Some people prefer a nice slice of onion instead of the confetti that goes everywhere.
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Irony
08/14/18 3:24:30 PM
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A more accurate statement would be you wanted no onions, but failed to mention it. 99% of messed up orders are because of that. I look forward to fast food restaurants being fully automated just to see people try to blame the robot.
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Cookie Bag
08/14/18 3:25:08 PM
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Lordgold666 posted...
YUHH posted...
mcdonalds is awful

but if you dont like onions youre a bitch, plain and simple

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yusiko
08/14/18 3:27:16 PM
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onions in general are terrible and people who like them are lying to themselves as they have just developed stockholme syndrome for this terrible thing that barely counts as food

wake up sheeple!
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ShadowElite86
08/14/18 3:41:35 PM
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Onions on burgers are nasty af and the only ones that are somewhat tolerable are White Castles. Although, I've heard that they use cabbage.....
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Muffinz0rz
08/14/18 3:42:42 PM
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ShadowElite86 posted...
Onions on burgers are nasty af and the only ones that are somewhat tolerable are White Castles. Although, I've heard that they use cabbage.....

Lol fuck that, that's the one place whose onions I find worse than mcdonald's's
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DarthDemented
08/14/18 3:45:39 PM
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One time I farted and McDonald's onion's came flying out
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rikasa
08/14/18 6:25:40 PM
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i spent my life talking to fast food workers like they're 5 years old just so I can ever get my "plain burger" order right.
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ShinyFinder
08/14/18 9:18:03 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
ShinyFinder posted...
Onions that come out of the burger when you take a bite wyd.....diced all tha way babey !


You don't bite into them and then pull them out. You bite through them and cut them with your teeth.

Too much work
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FL81
08/14/18 9:19:59 PM
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I'm normally not a fan of onions on burgers, but the diced ones from McDonald's are great
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CanuckCowboy
08/14/18 9:26:27 PM
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The onions are okay. The pickles tho. Fuck that.
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CruelBuffalo
08/14/18 9:27:45 PM
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pojr posted...
Not if you're allergic to onions

I used to have a coworker who was very allergic to onions. He couldn't even be near an onion because the enzymes would give him an allergic reaction and he would have to go to the hospital. He made it really hard to bring food into the building.

If he was that sick then he cant eat at a McDonalds then
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SF_Okami
08/14/18 9:28:47 PM
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Raw onions are disgusting.

Cooked onions are delish
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Tekashi69
08/14/18 9:30:46 PM
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rikasa posted...
i spent my life talking to fast food workers like they're 5 years old just so I can ever get my "plain burger" order right.


You literally want a dry bun with a shriveled patty?

fenderbender321 posted...
I like big, thick, juicy onions. Like, real ones.


Keep going baby
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Tappor
08/14/18 9:32:19 PM
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ShinyFinder posted...
You know which onions deserve hate? Caramelized. Y u c k

No. No, no, no
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ShinyFinder
08/14/18 11:25:15 PM
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Tappor posted...
ShinyFinder posted...
You know which onions deserve hate? Caramelized. Y u c k

No. No, no, no

Its true and we should say it
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