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frozenshock
08/11/18 9:43:45 PM
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She uses it as a boat to ride across the river.

She also uses it in hot summer months to cover her windshield so that her car doesn't get too hot in the sun.

Would you go for it?
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LinksLiege
08/11/18 9:44:52 PM
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So...she's just perfect?
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Ryven
08/11/18 9:46:53 PM
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Yes. Perfect beanbag chair.
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thronedfire2
08/11/18 9:49:31 PM
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but can she tie it in a knot?
can she tie it in a bow?
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KhanJohnny
08/11/18 9:49:53 PM
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>>perfect
>>8 meter long labia
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tamashiini
08/11/18 9:50:38 PM
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Can use it as a tent when camping, fuck yeah
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LinksLiege
08/11/18 9:55:59 PM
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tamashiini posted...
Can use it as a tent when camping, fuck yeah

My mind went first to that giant rainbow parachute-thing they got out once a year in elementary school PE classes.
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Turbam
08/11/18 9:57:51 PM
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Imagine climbing up in there to stay warm.
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MrPeppers
08/11/18 9:58:20 PM
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tamashiini
08/11/18 9:59:18 PM
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LinksLiege posted...
tamashiini posted...
Can use it as a tent when camping, fuck yeah

My mind went first to that giant rainbow parachute-thing they got out once a year in elementary school PE classes.


Oh man i remember those, that would be awesome.
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