Current Events > when girls give you a blowjob they could bite off your dick

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Like chewing off a piece of a hotdog

That's why I prefer straight up sex over foreplay
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so can guys

#incelthoughts
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And they'd risk having their skull blugeoned in if the guy doesn't pass out immediately. It's kinda a 2 way street
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Women can also do that during regular sex too. They all have teeth down there. Little known fact.
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

And they'd risk having their skull blugeoned in if the guy doesn't pass out immediately. It's kinda a 2 way street

A normal guy would be in too much pain to ruin a skull.
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

And they'd risk having their skull blugeoned in if the guy doesn't pass out immediately. It's kinda a 2 way street

They can keep gnawing and chew off the testicles. Most men would be debilitated from the pain at that point

Error1355 posted...

Women can also do that during regular sex too. They all have teeth down there. Little known fact.

Vagina dentata, not even once.
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penii don't have as many pain receptors as testicles do
you're mixing those up

Error1355 posted...

Women can also do that during regular sex too. They all have teeth down there. Little known fact.

I have a friend who's missing the tip of his finger. Rumor has it he lost it while fingering a girl.

I'm the one who started the rumor.
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the average man is unfuckable

the average woman gets blasted by limitless chad dick
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Error1355 posted...

Women can also do that during regular sex too. They all have teeth down there. Little known fact.

Oh man, now I can't look at vaginas the same way anymore
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16-BITTER posted...

Why i only date toothless women.

Mmm, gumjobs.
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This is why I like old men, hard to bite it off with ya gums
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16-BITTER posted...

Why i only date toothless women.

Goddamit ninjad
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Rimmer_Dall posted...

Error1355 posted...

Women can also do that during regular sex too. They all have teeth down there. Little known fact.

I have a friend who's missing the tip of his finger. Rumor has it he lost it while fingering a girl.

I'm the one who started the rumor.

You lost your finger in 'Nam?

That's cute, I lost mine in your mom.
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E32005 posted...

#incelthoughts

Watch Oz...nuff said
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

And they'd risk having their skull blugeoned in if the guy doesn't pass out immediately. It's kinda a 2 way street

Lolol no guy is doing that after having his dick bitten off. You'd be hard-pressed to even form a cognizant thought. Get over yourself.
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Tupacrulez posted...

Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

And they'd risk having their skull blugeoned in if the guy doesn't pass out immediately. It's kinda a 2 way street

Lolol no guy is doing that after having his dick bitten off. You'd be hard-pressed to even form a cognizant thought. Get over yourself.

You don't know what happens when adrenaline/survival mode kicks in, so...
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This is such a stupid point.

She could also stab you during normal sex.

Or you could choke her during normal sex.

Anyone could kill or hurt anyone else at any moment.
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Honestly, it'd be way too much effort and just, not worth it.
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UnfairRepresent posted...

Anyone could kill or hurt anyone else at any moment.

I can't hurt someone in another country while I'm asleep

CHECKMATE BUDDHISTS
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Slayerblade11 posted...

Like chewing off a piece of a hotdog

More like blood sausage

Banjo2553 posted...

Tupacrulez posted...

Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

And they'd risk having their skull blugeoned in if the guy doesn't pass out immediately. It's kinda a 2 way street

Lolol no guy is doing that after having his dick bitten off. You'd be hard-pressed to even form a cognizant thought. Get over yourself.

You don't know what happens when adrenaline/survival mode kicks in, so...

You clearly have absofuckinglutely no idea how shock, rapid blood loss, and another person's adrenaline, who isn't on the floor dying without a dick attached to them, work.

She rips it off, you fall down screaming in pain you cannot comprehend, she runs. That's it. That's how this goes.

Jesus you people are dense.
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

And they'd risk having their skull blugeoned in if the guy doesn't pass out immediately. It's kinda a 2 way street

After the immense pain of getting their dick bitten off, the shock of seeing what happened and all that blood everywhere you really think the guy would fight? And even if he did, all she would need to do is to lightly tap that general area and he'd fall to the floor in pain again.

Tupacrulez posted...

Banjo2553 posted...

Tupacrulez posted...

Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

And they'd risk having their skull blugeoned in if the guy doesn't pass out immediately. It's kinda a 2 way street

Lolol no guy is doing that after having his dick bitten off. You'd be hard-pressed to even form a cognizant thought. Get over yourself.

You don't know what happens when adrenaline/survival mode kicks in, so...

You clearly have absofuckinglutely no idea how shock, rapid blood loss, and another person's adrenaline, who isn't on the floor dying without a dick attached to them, work.

She rips it off, you fall down screaming in pain you cannot comprehend, she runs. That's it. That's how this goes.

Jesus you people are dense.

IDK why this part made me laugh. It shouldn't, but it did.

I mean, you could bite their sensitive spot too and it would probably hurt a hell of a lot more
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Tupacrulez posted...

Banjo2553 posted...

Tupacrulez posted...

Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

And they'd risk having their skull blugeoned in if the guy doesn't pass out immediately. It's kinda a 2 way street

Lolol no guy is doing that after having his dick bitten off. You'd be hard-pressed to even form a cognizant thought. Get over yourself.

You don't know what happens when adrenaline/survival mode kicks in, so...

You clearly have absofuckinglutely no idea how shock, rapid blood loss, and another person's adrenaline, who isn't on the floor dying without a dick attached to them, work.

She rips it off, you fall down screaming in pain you cannot comprehend, she runs. That's it. That's how this goes.

Jesus you people are dense.

Unless she is the fuckings JAWS female equivalent from James Bond, no one's damn dick is coming off.
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Don't worry. If you have trust issues like these, you're not gonna be in a situation where this absurd hypothetical could possibly happen.
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Bloodychess posted...

Tupacrulez posted...

Banjo2553 posted...

Tupacrulez posted...

Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

And they'd risk having their skull blugeoned in if the guy doesn't pass out immediately. It's kinda a 2 way street

Lolol no guy is doing that after having his dick bitten off. You'd be hard-pressed to even form a cognizant thought. Get over yourself.

You don't know what happens when adrenaline/survival mode kicks in, so...

You clearly have absofuckinglutely no idea how shock, rapid blood loss, and another person's adrenaline, who isn't on the floor dying without a dick attached to them, work.

She rips it off, you fall down screaming in pain you cannot comprehend, she runs. That's it. That's how this goes.

Jesus you people are dense.

Unless she is the fuckings JAWS female equivalent from James Bond, no one's damn dick is coming off.

what? try biting your own thumb with full force.... call me from the er

Kineth posted...

Don't worry. If you have trust issues like these, you're not gonna be in a situation where this absurd hypothetical could possibly happen.

I dont think TC is actually afraid of this, he just brought it up as a random thought

Shuto-uke posted...

Bloodychess posted...

Tupacrulez posted...

Banjo2553 posted...

Tupacrulez posted...

Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

And they'd risk having their skull blugeoned in if the guy doesn't pass out immediately. It's kinda a 2 way street

Lolol no guy is doing that after having his dick bitten off. You'd be hard-pressed to even form a cognizant thought. Get over yourself.

You don't know what happens when adrenaline/survival mode kicks in, so...

You clearly have absofuckinglutely no idea how shock, rapid blood loss, and another person's adrenaline, who isn't on the floor dying without a dick attached to them, work.

She rips it off, you fall down screaming in pain you cannot comprehend, she runs. That's it. That's how this goes.

Jesus you people are dense.

Unless she is the fuckings JAWS female equivalent from James Bond, no one's damn dick is coming off.

what? try biting your own thumb with full force.... call me from the er

Dude that would be even harder to bite off since it has bone in it.

And from a quick google search.......nope, not possible unless you are a freak of nature
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Bloodychess posted...

Shuto-uke posted...

Bloodychess posted...

Tupacrulez posted...

Banjo2553 posted...

Tupacrulez posted...

Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

And they'd risk having their skull blugeoned in if the guy doesn't pass out immediately. It's kinda a 2 way street

Lolol no guy is doing that after having his dick bitten off. You'd be hard-pressed to even form a cognizant thought. Get over yourself.

You don't know what happens when adrenaline/survival mode kicks in, so...

You clearly have absofuckinglutely no idea how shock, rapid blood loss, and another person's adrenaline, who isn't on the floor dying without a dick attached to them, work.

She rips it off, you fall down screaming in pain you cannot comprehend, she runs. That's it. That's how this goes.

Jesus you people are dense.

Unless she is the fuckings JAWS female equivalent from James Bond, no one's damn dick is coming off.

what? try biting your own thumb with full force.... call me from the er

Dude that would be even harder to bite off since it has bone in it.

And from a quick google search.......nope, not possible unless you are a freak of nature

you'd not bite off your thumb, but you'd end with a nasty cut

Shuto-uke posted...

you'd not bite off your thumb, but you'd end with a nasty cut

sure, but we are talking about complete dismemberment here
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do not think about how she might have a stroke
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Bloodychess posted...

I mean, you could bite their sensitive spot too and it would probably hurt a hell of a lot more

Yeh imagine a guy chewing off a girls clit

Bloodychess posted...

Tupacrulez posted...

Banjo2553 posted...

Tupacrulez posted...

Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

And they'd risk having their skull blugeoned in if the guy doesn't pass out immediately. It's kinda a 2 way street

Lolol no guy is doing that after having his dick bitten off. You'd be hard-pressed to even form a cognizant thought. Get over yourself.

You don't know what happens when adrenaline/survival mode kicks in, so...

You clearly have absofuckinglutely no idea how shock, rapid blood loss, and another person's adrenaline, who isn't on the floor dying without a dick attached to them, work.

She rips it off, you fall down screaming in pain you cannot comprehend, she runs. That's it. That's how this goes.

Jesus you people are dense.

Unless she is the fuckings JAWS female equivalent from James Bond, no one's damn dick is coming off.

A human bite is good for 500+psi of force.

Believe me, your dick is coming the fuck off if she wants it to
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I could just shoot you passing by on the street. Funny how life works.

Guess for your own protection you should never leave your house.

In fact I could throw Molotov cocktail into your home. Better build a panic room and never step outside of it.
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But she can only bite it off once.
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Bloodychess posted...

Shuto-uke posted...

you'd not bite off your thumb, but you'd end with a nasty cut

sure, but we are talking about complete dismemberment here

because the finger has a bone, and muscle, and tendons. The dick is just 2 huge veins and some skin.

Cosmic_Diabetic posted...

I could just shoot you passing by on the street. Funny how life works.

Guess for your own protection you should never leave your house.

In fact I could throw Molotov cocktail into your home. Better build a panic room and never step outside of it.

I don't think TC is afraid of it happening.

It does make you think though. If you're cheating on your SO, or you're planning to dump her, or the other way around, don't let her anywhere near your genitals.

any CEgals have any thoughs ITT?

This is the only thing I can think of when I manage to get oral from a new partner.
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I remember reading an erotic story a long time ago that basically was a male physically abusing a female during sex, doing things she didnt want and causing her pain, and she hated him so much for it so she started to think about grabbing a knife and stabbing him.
And then he wanted a blowjob.
Her first thought was to bite it off, and then she looked up to his face and saw that he was clearly scared that she would do just that. And that turned out to be her kink, so she thought maybe next time....
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A_Good_Boy posted...

This is the only thing I can think of when I manage to get oral from a new partner.

For real?

The idea has crossed my mind too, but it's more like "what if she has to sneeze or a spider bites her or she gets a muscle cramp and she bites? O_o "

BJs weren't intended by nature...