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Lord_Wombat
08/09/18 3:46:17 AM
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Would you take the money? - Results (5 votes)
Yup. Money > Oral
80% (4 votes)
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Nope. Oral > Money
20% (1 vote)
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Other forms of sex are fine. What do you do?
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gguirao
08/09/18 4:02:57 AM
#2:


Easy money!
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LuffySkull
08/09/18 4:03:28 AM
#3:


Then what would I use the 500 dollars for?
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tamashiini
08/09/18 4:18:56 AM
#4:


Can still give, though, right?
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im not 13
08/09/18 4:20:09 AM
#5:


if it's 500 adjusted with inflation I might consider

Otherwise nah
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Chicken
08/09/18 4:21:34 AM
#6:


$500 a week and nothing changes?
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DrizztLink
08/09/18 4:22:53 AM
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ffmasterjose
08/09/18 4:28:51 AM
#8:


Chicken posted...
$500 a week and nothing changes?

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rballastaker123
08/09/18 4:54:40 AM
#9:


Hell Nah.
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Lord_Wombat
08/09/18 4:57:30 AM
#10:


ffmasterjose posted...
Chicken posted...
$500 a week and nothing changes?

:(
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Ultima Dragon
08/09/18 5:29:53 AM
#11:


I've honestly never had great head before so I'd take the money. Oral has always been kinda "meh" to me for that reason. Just another bit of foreplay before you get to the main attraction. Never finished from a beej either.
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FF_Redux
08/09/18 6:31:01 AM
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TheCyborgNinja
08/09/18 6:48:37 AM
#13:


That's fine.
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frogman_295
08/09/18 6:51:07 AM
#14:


Chicken posted...
$500 a week and nothing changes?

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BettyWhite
08/09/18 6:53:15 AM
#15:


Most women suck(heheh) at oral anyways. Raking all willy nilly before they give up 2 minutes in because it's too much work.
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Infinite 2003
08/09/18 6:54:49 AM
#16:


Why not? Doing it for free right now
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GiftedACIII
08/09/18 7:06:16 AM
#17:


There's no reason for me to have oral sex so no downsides.
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averagejoel
08/09/18 7:20:58 AM
#18:


DrizztLink posted...
I'm more into aural sex anyway.

oh dear
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Stagmar
08/09/18 9:11:41 AM
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ffmasterjose posted...
Chicken posted...
$500 a week and nothing changes?

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Darkman124
08/09/18 9:17:35 AM
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i certainly wouldn't pay 500/week to get regular oral
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Mr_Biscuit
08/09/18 9:22:46 AM
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Id have to think about it, because the money is obviously crazy good, but my girl is too talented and thats probably my #1 turn on. Itd be a rough call in terms of money buying happiness, etc

EDIT: Actually doing the math on that being an extra $26,000 a year, itd be awfully hard to say no. Just a tough one to lose
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LinksLiege
08/09/18 9:33:51 AM
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I'd prefer to be the giver anyway.
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Lost_All_Senses
08/09/18 9:34:06 AM
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Feels selfish to put a lil sexual pleasure over making sure people around me are eating
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thanosibe
08/09/18 9:35:42 AM
#25:


gguirao posted...
Easy money!
Plus tis better to give than to receive.
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Lord_Wombat
08/09/18 9:38:16 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Feels selfish to put a lil sexual pleasure over making sure people around me are eating

The $500 a week wouldn't have to be your only source of income, not sure why those around you wouldn't eat.

I'm not trying to sway you, I'm just not following your logic...
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Flockaveli
08/09/18 9:45:10 AM
#28:


She cant eat my ass?
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Lost_All_Senses
08/09/18 9:47:13 AM
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Lord_Wombat posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Feels selfish to put a lil sexual pleasure over making sure people around me are eating

The $500 a week wouldn't have to be your only source of income, not sure why those around you wouldn't eat.

I'm not trying to sway you, I'm just not following your logic...


Im saying 500$ a week is good. I live in a place where I own a house and only live off 700$ a month. I could thrive off 500$ a week. Ive only had a few blowey kardashians in my life so far anyway
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Orosuke
08/09/18 9:48:36 AM
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It's kinda tough. BJs are literally the best.

500 a week. Honestly don't know if I can answer this hypothetical.
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VTBM
08/09/18 9:52:16 AM
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OpShaft
08/09/18 10:00:23 AM
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My fiancee went from being terrible to now being able to finish it off in about 5 minutes. I dont know how to pick between these.
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Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X
08/09/18 10:04:20 AM
#33:


It shouldn't be a problem for most of these people to just accept the money as most don't even know what oral sex feels like.
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DarkProto05
08/09/18 10:05:37 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Lord_Wombat posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Feels selfish to put a lil sexual pleasure over making sure people around me are eating

The $500 a week wouldn't have to be your only source of income, not sure why those around you wouldn't eat.

I'm not trying to sway you, I'm just not following your logic...


Im saying 500$ a week is good. I live in a place where I own a house and only live off 700$ a month. I could thrive off 500$ a week. Ive only had a few blowey kardashians in my life so far anyway

I live in New York City so I'm certainly not taking the offer. If you live in a town where everything is cheap $500 is a lot.
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lww99
08/09/18 10:07:01 AM
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Lost_All_Senses
08/09/18 10:10:28 AM
#36:


DarkProto05 posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Lord_Wombat posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Feels selfish to put a lil sexual pleasure over making sure people around me are eating

The $500 a week wouldn't have to be your only source of income, not sure why those around you wouldn't eat.

I'm not trying to sway you, I'm just not following your logic...


Im saying 500$ a week is good. I live in a place where I own a house and only live off 700$ a month. I could thrive off 500$ a week. Ive only had a few blowey kardashians in my life so far anyway

I live in New York City so I'm certainly not taking the offer. If you live in a town where everything is cheap $500 is a lot.


Yeah. Ive been to Southern Cali for months at a time staying with a family member. She paid like 1,200 a month and only had 2 rooms still living in a hoodish area. Lemon Grove. Im settling in here.
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bover_87
08/09/18 10:20:29 AM
#37:


If you'd said all sex this would be an easy no, but since you only said oral...
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MuayThai85
08/09/18 10:22:56 AM
#38:


My wife would kill me if I didn't take the money. She doesn't give the greatest blow job in the world but it's adequate when she isn't complaining after 3 minutes about being tired. She'd be happy about not having to give them anymore, I'd be happy about the extra cash I guess.
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PostCrisisJ2
08/09/18 10:23:59 AM
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...tamashiini posted...
Can still give, though, right?

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Lost_All_Senses
08/09/18 10:24:17 AM
#40:


MuayThai85 posted...
My wife would kill me if I didn't take the money. She doesn't give the greatest blow job in the world but it's adequate when she isn't complaining after 3 minutes about being tired. She'd be happy about not having to give them anymore, I'd be happy about the extra cash I guess.


Real life: She uses the money and you're just out of blow js.
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MuayThai85
08/09/18 10:24:29 AM
#41:


DarkProto05 posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Lord_Wombat posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Feels selfish to put a lil sexual pleasure over making sure people around me are eating

The $500 a week wouldn't have to be your only source of income, not sure why those around you wouldn't eat.

I'm not trying to sway you, I'm just not following your logic...


Im saying 500$ a week is good. I live in a place where I own a house and only live off 700$ a month. I could thrive off 500$ a week. Ive only had a few blowey kardashians in my life so far anyway

I live in New York City so I'm certainly not taking the offer. If you live in a town where everything is cheap $500 is a lot.


Uh, why wouldn't you? It's not like you couldn't work a regular job while have an extra $26,000 per year tax free show up in your bank account...
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Yomi
08/09/18 10:35:15 AM
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Never have I voted "yes" so fast.
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Mistere Man
08/09/18 10:43:52 AM
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VTBM posted...
Chicken posted...
$500 a week and nothing changes?

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Lil_Bit83
08/09/18 10:46:04 AM
#44:


Screw that! I hate getting banged when I'm dry.
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mrtopgoon327
08/09/18 10:50:30 AM
#45:


Nah
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theAteam
08/09/18 10:52:10 AM
#46:


$500/month I might take the head but $2000/month is too much to turn down.
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Muffinz0rz
08/09/18 10:54:44 AM
#47:


Yes. Hand jibbers are almost just as good.
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Ilishe
08/09/18 11:24:56 AM
#48:


Not a bad deal tbh.
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Zodd3224
08/09/18 11:33:55 AM
#49:


FF_Redux posted...
Fuck no

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PlayinWithFire
08/09/18 11:42:03 AM
#50:


A free $2000 a month for life and all I have to give up is blowjobs, any other sex is 100% fine?

Unless you're financially well off and not at risk of losing that financial stability anytime soon, you'd be fucking stupid not to take that.
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Kirbyguy99
08/09/18 11:45:16 AM
#51:


Is this taxed
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