Current Events > ITT: CE teaches me how to flirt

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This is absolutely an excellent idea and there is nothing whatsoever that could go wrong
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I don't remember agreeing to this.
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Keep it in the general.

Be sure to grab her boobs. Women love that.
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Be yourself.

If you're not a funny person, don't try to be very funny.

Read the mood and don't be fucking oblivious.

Get over your failures and celebrates your successes in moderation.
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SpinKirby posted...

If you're not a funny person, don't try to be very funny.

Personally I think I'm hilarious
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You've got to let women know that you're a ready and able to mate without being too forward. Subtlety is key. Their primal urges bind them even if they aren't aware of it. You never want women to be fully aware.

The best way that I've found is when you see a female that you fancy you should go to the restroom. Once inside you should crank one out. Your first instinct will be to clean yourself up. Resist it.

Once out of the bathroom you should simply walk over to the woman, introduce yourself and shake her hand. Keep it simple.

Your baby goo hand shake and stained pants will let her know that you're a viable mate. She will become more putty in your hands than you already have.
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Aye, gur, was your dad's penis a paint brush, cause you a work of art!
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Jiek_Fafn posted...

You've got to let women know that you're a ready and able to mate without being too forward. Subtlety is key. Their primal urges bind them even if they aren't aware of it. You never want women to be fully aware.

The best way that I've found is when you see a female that you fancy you should go to the restroom. Once inside you should crank one out. Your first instinct will be to clean yourself up. Resist it.

Once out of the bathroom you should simply walk over to the woman, introduce yourself and shake her hand. Keep it simple.

Your baby goo hand shake and stained pants will let her know that you're a viable mate. She will become more putty in your hands than you already have.

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Walk with your balls out front like they're leading you. Breathe deep through your balls and suck the energy all the way up into your eyes. She's the deer and you're the car. There's nothing she can do or say that could make you sway off of your centered path. Let your eyes plow straight through her like the car through the deer.
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takes notes
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Whip out your dick and ask her: "What are we going to do about this?"
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Why waste time with stuff like

Be yourself.

If you're not a funny person, don't try to be very funny.

Read the mood and don't be fucking oblivious.

Get over your failures and celebrates your successes in moderation.

When you could just

Whip out your dick and ask her: "What are we going to do about this?"

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Find a target. Make sure you guys lock eyes.

Then point your eyes down to her vagina. Stare. Hard. Burn a hole through her pants with how hard you stare. Also start salivating.

When she finally says "what?", reply with "Are you gonna eat that?"
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This is good stuff CE, keep it coming!
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literally just talking
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When you're walking by the guy of your dreams do this:

"Oops! I seem to have dropped my pencil!" and then drop the pencil AFTER you say it. Then bend over dramatically and pick it up.
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Look at her left eye then her nose then her right eye then her left if you're worried about holding eye contact but don't want to make it look like you're distracted

Just don't change too quickly or linger for too long

Also don't do the looking at her forehead or chin trick, they can tell and I've been called out on it.

Cpt_Pineapple posted...

nice shoes wanna fuck?

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Disco dance
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