Current Events > I just ate a bag of potato skins that says "Best By: JUL0618."

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An_Actual_Chad
08/06/18 1:41:23 PM
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Am I going to die?
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DoctorVader
08/06/18 1:42:04 PM
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Call Best Buy and ask.
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BuckVanHammer
08/06/18 1:42:09 PM
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Nah. Maybe get the trots.
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
08/06/18 1:43:19 PM
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PoopPotato
08/06/18 1:44:30 PM
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You won't feel it today or tomorrow. Might not have any symptoms for years. It will start out as simple indigestion, burning in your chest. This is the preservatives leaking into your esophagus.
You'll start to get headaches and break out into hives.
That's just the potato proteins breaking down your blood cells.
Finally you'll die.
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