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UnfairRepresent
08/03/18 7:01:35 AM
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A mother and daughter say their trip to the seaside was ruined when a man repeatedly banged his penis on their window then did a poo next to their car.

They were trying to eat their chips at lunchtime when their car was approached by John Henson who had been on a marathon drinking session.

The mother told the court: The dirty bugger put me off going to Redcar, and it put my off my dinner.
A drunk continually whacked his penis against a car and then did a poo on the floor - as the women inside the vehicle ate their chips. John Henson had been on a marathon drinking session when he ruined the womens' seaside trip to Redcar.

Prosecutor Rachael Dodsworth said that he approached the women near the towns clock tower and whacked his genitals against the car door.

One of the women called him a dirty b****** and threw chips at him and closed her window, telling her mother who was in the passenger seat to do the same. Miss Dodsworth told the court he continued to wiggle his penis around, then tried to get in the car through the window during the incident at midday on June 29.

The mother and daughter, who are not from Redcar, said they used to enjoy visiting the town for fish and chips.

One of the women said: It was obscene and disgusting. I normally go to Redcar with my grandchildren but I was so glad I didnt bring them this time.

A drunk continually whacked his penis against a car and then did a poo on the floor - as the women inside the vehicle ate their chips. They shouted at him to go away and tried to move off but were blocked in.

Thats when he dropped his trousers, turned around, bent forward and did a poo in the street next to them. A witness said: This was an embarrassment for the town of Redcar.

Henson, 44, had been at a nightclub until 4.30am that morning and continued to drink alone until 8am. He had taken cocaine and then went to a friends house. Teesside Crown Court heard that he had a difficult childhood and has been an alcoholic since the age of 22.

He was ordered to pay 100 in compensation to the two women and a witness and given an 18-month community order. A probation worker said: He is disgusted with himself.


Full Article: https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/03/women-continued-eating-chips-as-man-repeatedly-banged-penis-on-their-window-7792550/
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Man he's lucky, if he was in the US he would be a sex offender. In the UK he basically got branded the villiage idiot and nothing more.
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AwesomeChad
08/03/18 7:09:11 AM
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this is why alcohols should be banned. It made people behave shittier even than before
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KiwiTerraRizing
08/03/18 7:12:39 AM
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Penis pounder punked, produces putrid poop.
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KainWind
08/03/18 7:14:04 AM
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Did the writer of this article have to reach a certain word count?
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
08/03/18 7:33:34 AM
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I have to say, if I was sitting in my car eating and a dude smacked his tackle on my window, it'd probably kill my appetite too.
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pikachupwnage
08/03/18 7:47:44 AM
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KainWind posted...
Did the writer of this article have to reach a certain word count?


Seriously
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Eat More Beef
08/03/18 7:51:19 AM
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pikachupwnage posted...
KainWind posted...
Did the writer of this article have to reach a certain word count?


Seriously


I think I read the phrase, "he did a poo" four fucking times.
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Bluebomber182
08/03/18 8:01:52 AM
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dawkins has gone international
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Chicken
08/03/18 8:06:33 AM
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Did a poo makes it sound cute.

Aw my little puppy did a poo!
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LepartialJury
08/03/18 8:11:32 AM
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Dodsworth
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Pus_N_Pecans
08/03/18 8:14:08 AM
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That fine seems extremely low for something like that. That's like half the average speeding ticket.
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Tyranthraxus
08/03/18 8:15:42 AM
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Pound
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UnfairRepresent
08/03/18 10:22:26 AM
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Pus_N_Pecans posted...
That fine seems extremely low for something like that. That's like half the average speeding ticket.

Well he didn't hurt anyone

A guy speeding endangers everyone
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BJ-blazkowics
08/03/18 10:24:51 AM
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couldn't they just have closed the window on his penis? or the car door.
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BJ-blazkowics
08/03/18 10:26:11 AM
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human psychology blows my mind.

They're 2 women. 2. He is just one guy. He has limited mobility since his penis is out. They have hot cheese on their french fries, and maybe a soda with ice too. They could have broken havoc on that man. Penii are fragile too. Yet they were all afraid and stuff.
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spudger
08/03/18 10:30:25 AM
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Amazing
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kingdrake2
08/03/18 10:41:19 AM
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i like the picture of the cheese fries but the prosecutor needs to go much harder on that bastard.
he's never going to learn from his mistake.
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UnfairRepresent
08/04/18 1:43:01 AM
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BJ-blazkowics posted...
human psychology blows my mind.

They're 2 women. 2. He is just one guy. He has limited mobility since his penis is out. They have hot cheese on their french fries, and maybe a soda with ice too. They could have broken havoc on that man. Penii are fragile too. Yet they were all afraid and stuff.

wut
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Manocheese
08/04/18 1:48:05 AM
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RIP Man bangs
Died by willy-whacking a window 97 times
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glitteringfairy
08/04/18 1:49:38 AM
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This is the best topic you've ever made
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omega cookie
08/04/18 1:52:09 AM
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What a hero.
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renasunflash
08/04/18 1:56:25 AM
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Hes lucky they didnt close his dick in the window. Wouldve taught him a very effective lesson about keeping it in his pants. Hes also very lucky no one in the car was underage because both the charges and the jail time wouldnt be too fun for him.
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BillyKidd
08/04/18 1:58:38 AM
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why did you post a picture of french fries?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_1ruZWJigo" data-time="

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Hicks233
08/05/18 7:28:36 PM
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Whey! Teesside!
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Flintlock_Staff
08/05/18 7:31:29 PM
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Did a poo!
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Hicks233
08/05/18 7:37:53 PM
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Flintlock_Staff posted...
Did a poo!

And then had a cheeky parmo.
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slimfizzle2
08/07/18 3:07:46 AM
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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visiter," I muttered, "tapping his penis on my chamber door
Only this and nothing more."
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Hicks233
08/07/18 3:08:09 AM
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UnhndredDescole posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Man he's lucky, if he was in the US he would be a sex offender. In the UK he basically got branded the villiage idiot and nothing more.

US cares more about public exposure than other countries.

It's Redcar. Things are a bit more relaxed.
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UnfairRepresent
08/08/18 12:24:10 PM
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Hicks233 posted...
UnhndredDescole posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Man he's lucky, if he was in the US he would be a sex offender. In the UK he basically got branded the villiage idiot and nothing more.

US cares more about public exposure than other countries.

It's Redcar. Things are a bit more relaxed.

If you say so
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Hicks233
08/08/18 12:32:55 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Hicks233 posted...
UnhndredDescole posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Man he's lucky, if he was in the US he would be a sex offender. In the UK he basically got branded the villiage idiot and nothing more.

US cares more about public exposure than other countries.

It's Redcar. Things are a bit more relaxed.

If you say so

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UnfairRepresent
08/10/18 2:24:21 AM
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WhereTwoFeom posted...
He better hope he washed that window. Car windows are dirty as heck

He sounds dirty too
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I is smart
08/12/18 6:55:59 AM
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Was anybody besides me expecting this to be another epic tale of Florida Man?
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Hicks233
08/12/18 8:52:56 AM
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I is smart posted...
Was anybody besides me expecting this to be another epic tale of Florida Man?

The North East of England is a bit like the South East of the US [without the warm weather].

The people are friendly and boisterous, they behave quite oddly, it's kind of expected and brushed off. I grew up in the North East and being in Florida felt remarkably familiar in terms of how people were open, but a bit on the odd side. Wouldn't change it mind...
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FrisbeeDude
08/12/18 8:59:17 AM
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UnfairRepresent
08/12/18 11:25:31 AM
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Hicks233 posted...
I is smart posted...
Was anybody besides me expecting this to be another epic tale of Florida Man?

The North East of England is a bit like the South East of the US [without the warm weather].

The people are friendly and boisterous, they behave quite oddly, it's kind of expected and brushed off. I grew up in the North East and being in Florida felt remarkably familiar in terms of how people were open, but a bit on the odd side. Wouldn't change it mind...

you wouldn't
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Coffeebeanz
08/12/18 11:34:45 AM
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Professional journalist

"Did a poo"
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KamenRiderBlade
08/12/18 12:03:52 PM
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Public Drunkenness should get you locked up.

Where were the police?

Coffeebeanz posted...
Professional journalist

"Did a poo"
British Professional Journalist!
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glitteringfairy
08/12/18 12:06:31 PM
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FrisbeeDude posted...
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FrisbeeDude the type of dude to bang his penis against your car window while you try to eat fries
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Turbam
08/12/18 12:08:16 PM
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Lmao
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SuperMedz3
08/12/18 12:08:48 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
did a poo next to their car.

Is it wrong I chuckled?
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Lil_Bit83
08/12/18 7:58:46 PM
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Why didn't they drive off? Or take his picture and report him?
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Lil_Bit83
08/12/18 8:00:13 PM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visiter," I muttered, "tapping his penis on my chamber door
Only this and nothing more."


Lmao
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Coffeebeanz
08/12/18 9:00:15 PM
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Lil_Bit83 posted...
slimfizzle2 posted...
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visiter," I muttered, "tapping his penis on my chamber door
Only this and nothing more."


Lmao


This I sat engaged in pressing, but no poo coalescing

To the turd whose fiery stench now burned into my nostrils pore;

This and more I sat divining, with my butt at ease reclining

On the toilets velvet lining that the lamp-light farting oer,

But whose velvet-violet lining with the lamp-light sharting oer,

She shall fart, ah, nevermore!
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UnfairRepresent
08/13/18 1:24:39 PM
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VoightKent posted...
did he really bang his penis or did he just hump

Bang
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