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UnfairRepresent 08/03/18 7:01:35 AM #1: |
A mother and daughter say their trip to the seaside was ruined when a man repeatedly banged his penis on their window then did a poo next to their car.
They were trying to eat their chips at lunchtime when their car was approached by John Henson who had been on a marathon drinking session. The mother told the court: The dirty bugger put me off going to Redcar, and it put my off my dinner. A drunk continually whacked his penis against a car and then did a poo on the floor - as the women inside the vehicle ate their chips. John Henson had been on a marathon drinking session when he ruined the womens' seaside trip to Redcar. Prosecutor Rachael Dodsworth said that he approached the women near the towns clock tower and whacked his genitals against the car door. One of the women called him a dirty b****** and threw chips at him and closed her window, telling her mother who was in the passenger seat to do the same. Miss Dodsworth told the court he continued to wiggle his penis around, then tried to get in the car through the window during the incident at midday on June 29. The mother and daughter, who are not from Redcar, said they used to enjoy visiting the town for fish and chips. One of the women said: It was obscene and disgusting. I normally go to Redcar with my grandchildren but I was so glad I didnt bring them this time. A drunk continually whacked his penis against a car and then did a poo on the floor - as the women inside the vehicle ate their chips. They shouted at him to go away and tried to move off but were blocked in. Thats when he dropped his trousers, turned around, bent forward and did a poo in the street next to them. A witness said: This was an embarrassment for the town of Redcar. Henson, 44, had been at a nightclub until 4.30am that morning and continued to drink alone until 8am. He had taken cocaine and then went to a friends house. Teesside Crown Court heard that he had a difficult childhood and has been an alcoholic since the age of 22. He was ordered to pay 100 in compensation to the two women and a witness and given an 18-month community order. A probation worker said: He is disgusted with himself. Full Article: https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/03/women-continued-eating-chips-as-man-repeatedly-banged-penis-on-their-window-7792550/ ![]() Man he's lucky, if he was in the US he would be a sex offender. In the UK he basically got branded the villiage idiot and nothing more. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AwesomeChad 08/03/18 7:09:11 AM #2: |
this is why alcohols should be banned. It made people behave shittier even than before
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KiwiTerraRizing 08/03/18 7:12:39 AM #3: |
Penis pounder punked, produces putrid poop.
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KainWind 08/03/18 7:14:04 AM #4: |
Did the writer of this article have to reach a certain word count?
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC 08/03/18 7:33:34 AM #5: |
I have to say, if I was sitting in my car eating and a dude smacked his tackle on my window, it'd probably kill my appetite too.
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pikachupwnage 08/03/18 7:47:44 AM #6: |
KainWind posted...
Did the writer of this article have to reach a certain word count? Seriously --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eat More Beef 08/03/18 7:51:19 AM #7: |
pikachupwnage posted...
KainWind posted...Did the writer of this article have to reach a certain word count? I think I read the phrase, "he did a poo" four fucking times. --- I wrote a horror short story collection. You can check it out, and other free short stories at http://www.aarondeck.com ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bluebomber182 08/03/18 8:01:52 AM #8: |
dawkins has gone international
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Chicken 08/03/18 8:06:33 AM #9: |
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LepartialJury 08/03/18 8:11:32 AM #10: |
Dodsworth
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Pus_N_Pecans 08/03/18 8:14:08 AM #11: |
That fine seems extremely low for something like that. That's like half the average speeding ticket.
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Tyranthraxus 08/03/18 8:15:42 AM #12: |
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Pound
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UnfairRepresent 08/03/18 10:22:26 AM #13: |
Pus_N_Pecans posted...
That fine seems extremely low for something like that. That's like half the average speeding ticket. Well he didn't hurt anyone A guy speeding endangers everyone --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BJ-blazkowics 08/03/18 10:24:51 AM #14: |
couldn't they just have closed the window on his penis? or the car door.
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BJ-blazkowics 08/03/18 10:26:11 AM #15: |
human psychology blows my mind.
They're 2 women. 2. He is just one guy. He has limited mobility since his penis is out. They have hot cheese on their french fries, and maybe a soda with ice too. They could have broken havoc on that man. Penii are fragile too. Yet they were all afraid and stuff. --- Long live The Fam! They hate us 'cuz they ain't us! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spudger 08/03/18 10:30:25 AM #16: |
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kingdrake2 08/03/18 10:41:19 AM #17: |
i like the picture of the cheese fries but the prosecutor needs to go much harder on that bastard.
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UnfairRepresent 08/04/18 1:43:01 AM #18: |
BJ-blazkowics posted...
human psychology blows my mind. wut --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Manocheese 08/04/18 1:48:05 AM #19: |
RIP Man bangs
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glitteringfairy 08/04/18 1:49:38 AM #20: |
This is the best topic you've ever made
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omega cookie 08/04/18 1:52:09 AM #21: |
What a hero.
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renasunflash 08/04/18 1:56:25 AM #22: |
Hes lucky they didnt close his dick in the window. Wouldve taught him a very effective lesson about keeping it in his pants. Hes also very lucky no one in the car was underage because both the charges and the jail time wouldnt be too fun for him.
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BillyKidd 08/04/18 1:58:38 AM #23: |
why did you post a picture of french fries?
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Hicks233 08/05/18 7:28:36 PM #25: |
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Flintlock_Staff 08/05/18 7:31:29 PM #26: |
Did a poo!
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Hicks233 08/05/18 7:37:53 PM #27: |
Flintlock_Staff posted...
Did a poo! And then had a cheeky parmo. --- http://s2.excoboard.com/exco/index.php?boardid=9458 So says Mr. Stewart. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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slimfizzle2 08/07/18 3:07:46 AM #29: |
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "'Tis some visiter," I muttered, "tapping his penis on my chamber door Only this and nothing more." --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hicks233 08/07/18 3:08:09 AM #30: |
UnhndredDescole posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...Man he's lucky, if he was in the US he would be a sex offender. In the UK he basically got branded the villiage idiot and nothing more. It's Redcar. Things are a bit more relaxed. --- http://s2.excoboard.com/exco/index.php?boardid=9458 So says Mr. Stewart. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 08/08/18 12:24:10 PM #31: |
Hicks233 posted...
UnhndredDescole posted...UnfairRepresent posted...Man he's lucky, if he was in the US he would be a sex offender. In the UK he basically got branded the villiage idiot and nothing more. If you say so --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hicks233 08/08/18 12:32:55 PM #32: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Hicks233 posted...UnhndredDescole posted...UnfairRepresent posted...Man he's lucky, if he was in the US he would be a sex offender. In the UK he basically got branded the villiage idiot and nothing more. I spent three years on Teesside, it's a very special place. --- http://s2.excoboard.com/exco/index.php?boardid=9458 So says Mr. Stewart. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 08/10/18 2:24:21 AM #34: |
WhereTwoFeom posted...
He better hope he washed that window. Car windows are dirty as heck He sounds dirty too --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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I is smart 08/12/18 6:55:59 AM #35: |
Was anybody besides me expecting this to be another epic tale of Florida Man?
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Hicks233 08/12/18 8:52:56 AM #36: |
I is smart posted...
Was anybody besides me expecting this to be another epic tale of Florida Man? The North East of England is a bit like the South East of the US [without the warm weather]. The people are friendly and boisterous, they behave quite oddly, it's kind of expected and brushed off. I grew up in the North East and being in Florida felt remarkably familiar in terms of how people were open, but a bit on the odd side. Wouldn't change it mind... --- http://s2.excoboard.com/exco/index.php?boardid=9458 So says Mr. Stewart. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FrisbeeDude 08/12/18 8:59:17 AM #38: |
https://giphy.com/gifs/golden-state-warriors-10rGL9zO9vzGYo
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UnfairRepresent 08/12/18 11:25:31 AM #40: |
Hicks233 posted...
I is smart posted...Was anybody besides me expecting this to be another epic tale of Florida Man? you wouldn't --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Coffeebeanz 08/12/18 11:34:45 AM #41: |
Professional journalist
"Did a poo" --- Physician [Internal Medicine] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KamenRiderBlade 08/12/18 12:03:52 PM #42: |
Public Drunkenness should get you locked up.
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glitteringfairy 08/12/18 12:06:31 PM #44: |
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Turbam 08/12/18 12:08:16 PM #45: |
Lmao
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SuperMedz3 08/12/18 12:08:48 PM #46: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
did a poo next to their car. Is it wrong I chuckled? --- Fallout 4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lil_Bit83 08/12/18 7:58:46 PM #48: |
Why didn't they drive off? Or take his picture and report him?
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Lil_Bit83 08/12/18 8:00:13 PM #49: |
slimfizzle2 posted...
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Lmao --- I'm a chick ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Coffeebeanz 08/12/18 9:00:15 PM #50: |
Lil_Bit83 posted...
slimfizzle2 posted...Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, This I sat engaged in pressing, but no poo coalescing To the turd whose fiery stench now burned into my nostrils pore; This and more I sat divining, with my butt at ease reclining On the toilets velvet lining that the lamp-light farting oer, But whose velvet-violet lining with the lamp-light sharting oer, She shall fart, ah, nevermore! --- Physician [Internal Medicine] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 08/13/18 1:24:39 PM #51: |
VoightKent posted...
did he really bang his penis or did he just hump Bang --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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