Current Events > Bernie Sanders, Barak Obama, and Donald Trump walk into a bar

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newtonwuzvirgin 08/03/18 2:36:56 AM #1:	After buying his drink Trump leaves a gracious tip and Obama and Sanders steal it to pay for their drinks, mojitos. --- I value knowledge over momentary physical manifestations of euphoria. <cite>newtonwuzvirgin posted [p:906186470] in Bernie San... [t:76866564]...</cite> <quote>After buying his drink Trump leaves a gracious tip and Obama and Sanders steal it to pay for their drinks, mojitos.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 08/03/18 2:37:21 AM #2:	Barak --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:906186486] in Bernie San... [t:76866564]...</cite> <quote>Barak</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BWLurker 08/03/18 2:37:30 AM #3:	thronedfire2 posted... Barak <cite>BWLurker posted [p:906186493] in Bernie San... [t:76866564]...</cite> <quote><cite>thronedfire2 posted...</cite> <quote>Barak</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
newtonwuzvirgin 08/03/18 2:40:22 AM #4:	Baraq --- I value knowledge over momentary physical manifestations of euphoria. <cite>newtonwuzvirgin posted [p:906186575] in Bernie San... [t:76866564]...</cite> <quote>Baraq</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darmik 08/03/18 2:41:13 AM #5:	Looks like TC was baraking up the wrong tree hehe --- Kind Regards, Darmik <cite>Darmik posted [p:906186595] in Bernie San... [t:76866564]...</cite> <quote>Looks like TC was baraking up the wrong tree hehe</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fan357 08/03/18 3:12:38 AM #6:	Darmik posted... Looks like TC was baraking up the wrong tree hehe I hate that I laughed at this. --- Never forget where you came from. <cite>fan357 posted [p:906187276] in Bernie San... [t:76866564]...</cite> <quote><cite>Darmik posted...</cite> <quote>Looks like TC was baraking up the wrong tree hehe</quote> I hate that I laughed at this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NinjaBreakfast 08/03/18 3:13:26 AM #7:	got em tc --- https://imgur.com/nGZeEqw Do you really think you can beat me? <cite>NinjaBreakfast posted [p:906187295] in Bernie San... [t:76866564]...</cite> <quote>got em tc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 08/03/18 3:19:07 AM #8:	Bernie actually steals it, and starts to hand out the money to everyone equally while claiming to be generous and caring for you by giving someone else's money away. Got em. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 26, 500th posts: 19; PiO ATTN: 2 RotM wins 1, Rejoice my comrades, utopia awaits once Capitalism dies and communism rises. <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:906187449] in Bernie San... [t:76866564]...</cite> <quote>Bernie actually steals it, and starts to hand out the money to everyone equally while claiming to be generous and caring for you by giving someone else's money away. Got em.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EnragedSlith 08/03/18 3:24:07 AM #9:	Donald doesnt strike me as the sort of dude who tips --- ultimate milf hunter https://imgur.com/lCEdce6 https://imgur.com/2N1Ezia https://imgur.com/ukJ6sPJ https://youtu.be/IDYaHvDiTr4 <cite>EnragedSlith posted [p:906187570] in Bernie San... [t:76866564]...</cite> <quote>Donald doesnt strike me as the sort of dude who tips</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmidgeIsntBack 08/03/18 3:32:51 AM #10:	EnragedSlith posted... Donald doesnt strike me as the sort of dude who tips I bet he's the sort who tips you with a handshake (that he then holds for several seconds). --- Audio Theater: For discussion of podcasts, radio, audiobooks, and the like https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1364- <cite>SmidgeIsntBack posted [p:906187788] in Bernie San... [t:76866564]...</cite> <quote><cite>EnragedSlith posted...</cite> <quote>Donald doesnt strike me as the sort of dude who tips</quote> I bet he's the sort who tips you with a handshake (that he then holds for several seconds).</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tmk 08/03/18 4:41:30 AM #11:	Why are Republicans so bad at comedy. --- I am snazzier, hot, hot rant. Warily slight as. Croak rush, OK? Weirder, almighty make out. ::) <cite>Tmk posted [p:906189013] in Bernie San... [t:76866564]...</cite> <quote>Why are Republicans so bad at comedy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 08/03/18 4:52:21 AM #12:	Tmk posted... Why are Republicans so bad at comedy. Because the real joke is their policies. --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:906189218] in Bernie San... [t:76866564]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tmk posted...</cite> <quote>Why are Republicans so bad at comedy.</quote> Because the real joke is their policies.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 08/03/18 4:58:57 AM #13:	jumi posted... Tmk posted... Why are Demobrats so bad at comedy. because the real joke are their entire lives. Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all night. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 26, 500th posts: 19; PiO ATTN: 2 RotM wins 1, Rejoice my comrades, utopia awaits once Capitalism dies and communism rises. <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:906189334] in Bernie San... [t:76866564]...</cite> <quote><cite>jumi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Tmk posted...</cite> <quote>Why are Demobrats so bad at comedy.</quote> because the real joke are their entire lives.</quote> Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all night.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tmk 08/03/18 5:04:14 AM #14:	Has PiOverlord ever not shitposted? --- I am snazzier, hot, hot rant. Warily slight as. Croak rush, OK? Weirder, almighty make out. ::) <cite>Tmk posted [p:906189419] in Bernie San... [t:76866564]...</cite> <quote>Has PiOverlord ever not shitposted?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 08/03/18 5:08:40 AM #15:	Tmk posted... Has Tmk ever not shitposted? Whoa man, stop getting down on yourself. It's okay brother. I think you're a good poster. :) --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 26, 500th posts: 19; PiO ATTN: 2 RotM wins 1, Rejoice my comrades, utopia awaits once Capitalism dies and communism rises. <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:906189490] in Bernie San... [t:76866564]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tmk posted...</cite> <quote>Has Tmk ever not shitposted?</quote> Whoa man, stop getting down on yourself. It's okay brother. I think you're a good poster. :)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
newtonwuzvirgin 08/03/18 5:08:54 AM #16:	What was wrong with this joke? Perfect blend of realism and turn. --- I value knowledge over momentary physical manifestations of euphoria. <cite>newtonwuzvirgin posted [p:906189493] in Bernie San... [t:76866564]...</cite> <quote>What was wrong with this joke? Perfect blend of realism and turn.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tmk 08/03/18 5:09:27 AM #17:	A simple "no" would have sufficed. --- I am snazzier, hot, hot rant. Warily slight as. Croak rush, OK? Weirder, almighty make out. ::) <cite>Tmk posted [p:906189503] in Bernie San... [t:76866564]...</cite> <quote>A simple "no" would have sufficed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bevan306 08/03/18 5:10:30 AM #18:	do you need to leave a tip for a large diet coke? --- http://rateyourmusic.com/~bevan https://imgur.com/5Ta28 <cite>bevan306 posted [p:906189524] in Bernie San... [t:76866564]...</cite> <quote>do you need to leave a tip for a large diet coke?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tmk 08/03/18 5:11:35 AM #19:	newtonwuzvirgin posted... What was wrong with this joke? Perfect blend of realism and turn. There's no actual humor in it. It has the same problem Republican humor is plagued with: they think jokes are just another platform to jab you in the eyeball with their political opinions. So it's just them saying the same rhetoric, but aping the general structure of a joke for a little winking and nodding amongst entirely 100% likeminded individuals. Because that's all their "jokes" are for: reaffirming what people just like them believe and say regularly, because they're so partisan and always "on" that they can't even try to be humorous. So ultimately their jokes are just "hey! You know that thing we say about Democrats! Well that! That's the punchline! HAHA. Democrats am I right?" --- I am snazzier, hot, hot rant. Warily slight as. Croak rush, OK? Weirder, almighty make out. ::) <cite>Tmk posted [p:906189541] in Bernie San... [t:76866564]...</cite> <quote><cite>newtonwuzvirgin posted...</cite> <quote>What was wrong with this joke? Perfect blend of realism and turn.</quote> There's no actual humor in it. It has the same problem Republican humor is plagued with: they think jokes are just another platform to jab you in the eyeball with their political opinions. So it's just them saying the same rhetoric, but aping the general structure of a joke for a little winking and nodding amongst entirely 100% likeminded individuals. Because that's all their "jokes" are for: reaffirming what people just like them believe and say regularly, because they're so partisan and always "on" that they can't even try to be humorous. So ultimately their jokes are just "hey! You know that thing we say about Democrats! Well that! That's the punchline! HAHA. Democrats am I right?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 08/03/18 5:13:25 AM #20:	Tmk posted... newtonwuzvirgin posted... What was wrong with this joke? Perfect blend of realism and turn. There's no actual humor in it. It has the same problem Republican humor is plagued with: they think jokes are just another platform to jab you in the eyeball with their political opinions. So it's just them saying the same rhetoric, but aping the general structure of a joke for a little winking and nodding amongst entirely 100% likeminded individuals. Because that's all their "jokes" are for: reaffirming what people just like them believe and say regularly, because they're so partisan and always "on" that they can't even try to be humorous. So ultimately their jokes are just "hey! You know that thing we say about Democrats! Well that! That's the punchline! HAHA. Democrats am I right?" Acting as if most other humor from Democrats isn't exactly like that! Ha, get you and your Soros bucks outta here dawg! --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 26, 500th posts: 19; PiO ATTN: 2 RotM wins 1, Rejoice my comrades, utopia awaits once Capitalism dies and communism rises. <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:906189571] in Bernie San... [t:76866564]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tmk posted...</cite> <quote><cite>newtonwuzvirgin posted...</cite> <quote>What was wrong with this joke? Perfect blend of realism and turn.</quote> There's no actual humor in it. It has the same problem Republican humor is plagued with: they think jokes are just another platform to jab you in the eyeball with their political opinions. So it's just them saying the same rhetoric, but aping the general structure of a joke for a little winking and nodding amongst entirely 100% likeminded individuals. Because that's all their "jokes" are for: reaffirming what people just like them believe and say regularly, because they're so partisan and always "on" that they can't even try to be humorous. So ultimately their jokes are just "hey! You know that thing we say about Democrats! Well that! That's the punchline! HAHA. Democrats am I right?"</quote> Acting as if most other humor from Democrats isn't exactly like that! Ha, get you and your Soros bucks outta here dawg!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
newtonwuzvirgin 08/03/18 5:28:30 AM #21:	I love how liberals act so high and mighty --- I value knowledge over momentary physical manifestations of euphoria. <cite>newtonwuzvirgin posted [p:906189825] in Bernie San... [t:76866564]...</cite> <quote>I love how liberals act so high and mighty</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tmk 08/03/18 5:32:40 AM #23:	newtonwuzvirgin posted... I love how liberals act so high and mighty Well they do have the advantage of not palling around with nazis and traitorous confederates, or selling out their country and soul to Russia, or bending over backwards for a lobbying group whose mission is to spread as many deadly weapons amongst the population as possible to make money, and reacts to children being killed by said weapons as one might react to driving over a small speedbump on the way to the bank. --- I am snazzier, hot, hot rant. Warily slight as. Croak rush, OK? Weirder, almighty make out. ::) <cite>Tmk posted [p:906189874] in Bernie San... [t:76866564]...</cite> <quote><cite>newtonwuzvirgin posted...</cite> <quote>I love how liberals act so high and mighty</quote> Well they do have the advantage of not palling around with nazis and traitorous confederates, or selling out their country and soul to Russia, or bending over backwards for a lobbying group whose mission is to spread as many deadly weapons amongst the population as possible to make money, and reacts to children being killed by said weapons as one might react to driving over a small speedbump on the way to the bank.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
newtonwuzvirgin 08/03/18 5:40:23 AM #24:	Sage User Since: Dec 2008 Signs you might need a better day job --- I value knowledge over momentary physical manifestations of euphoria. <cite>newtonwuzvirgin posted [p:906189993] in Bernie San... [t:76866564]...</cite> <quote>Sage User Since: Dec 2008 Signs you might need a better day job</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 08/03/18 5:41:31 AM #25:	Tmk posted... newtonwuzvirgin posted... I love how liberals act so high and mighty Well they do have the advantage of not palling around with nazis and traitorous confederates, or selling out their country and soul to Russia, or bending over backwards for a lobbying group whose mission is to spread as many deadly weapons amongst the population as possible to make money, and reacts to children being killed by said weapons as one might react to driving over a small speedbump on the way to the bank. Nah, instead all you do is care so much about being on the "right side of history" forgetting the fact that no matter how perfect you act now, no matter how many causes you "fight" for, you will be vilified anyways. Instead of actually doing what needs to be done to progress this society, you scoff at people who actually want to promote change within the government, and keep supporting the likes of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama who only exist to continue the status quo of America. We need Bernie, we need Ocasio-Cortez, they are our future. Capitalism is now our enemy, and we need to spread the real red, not that of the Republicucks, but that of the hard-working blood that our working-class people shed for we can continue society. It's time we replace all workers with machinery, replace our government with an efficient A.I, and only then we can have freedom. Our government must seize the control of production, and allow us to use our free-time how we so choose. We will still have 3 good meals a day. Working 40 hours+ a week, that isn't freedom, that is you wasting your life away for some fat cow on top. It's time we care for the people, but no matter how much you scream that you do, you don't. Under true Communism, not Stalinism, we can finally allow all of us cows to eat the grass that we need, no, that will satisfy us. We will all be happier, healthier people, no cow will get to graze on more grass than the rest of us, we don't need feasts anyways. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 26, 500th posts: 19; PiO ATTN: 2 RotM wins 1, Rejoice my comrades, utopia awaits once Capitalism dies and communism rises. <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:906190011] in Bernie San... [t:76866564]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tmk posted...</cite> <quote><cite>newtonwuzvirgin posted...</cite> <quote>I love how liberals act so high and mighty</quote> Well they do have the advantage of not palling around with nazis and traitorous confederates, or selling out their country and soul to Russia, or bending over backwards for a lobbying group whose mission is to spread as many deadly weapons amongst the population as possible to make money, and reacts to children being killed by said weapons as one might react to driving over a small speedbump on the way to the bank.</quote> Nah, instead all you do is care so much about being on the "right side of history" forgetting the fact that no matter how perfect you act now, no matter how many causes you "fight" for, you will be vilified anyways. Instead of actually doing what needs to be done to progress this society, you scoff at people who actually want to promote change within the government, and keep supporting the likes of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama who only exist to continue the status quo of America. We need Bernie, we need Ocasio-Cortez, they are our future. Capitalism is now our enemy, and we need to spread the real red, not that of the Republicucks, but that of the hard-working blood that our working-class people shed for we can continue society. It's time we replace all workers with machinery, replace our government with an efficient A.I, and only then we can have freedom. Our government must seize the control of production, and allow us to use our free-time how we so choose. We will still have 3 good meals a day. Working 40 hours+ a week, that isn't freedom, that is you wasting your life away for some fat cow on top. It's time we care for the people, but no matter how much you scream that you do, you don't. Under true Communism, not Stalinism, we can finally allow all of us cows to eat the grass that we need, no, that will satisfy us. We will all be happier, healthier people, no cow will get to graze on more grass than the rest of us, we don't need feasts anyways.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sLaCkEr408___RJ 08/03/18 5:41:41 AM #26:	<cite>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted [p:906190017] in Bernie San... [t:76866564]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DaemMkIV7 08/03/18 5:43:35 AM #27:	thronedfire2 posted... Barak Barak wins FATALITY --- "I'll send in detectives! I'll send in police! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY POWER!!!" <cite>DaemMkIV7 posted [p:906190053] in Bernie San... [t:76866564]...</cite> <quote><cite>thronedfire2 posted...</cite> <quote>Barak</quote> Barak wins FATALITY</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tmk 08/03/18 5:45:45 AM #28:	tl;dr PiOverlord lol --- I am snazzier, hot, hot rant. Warily slight as. Croak rush, OK? Weirder, almighty make out. ::) <cite>Tmk posted [p:906190090] in Bernie San... [t:76866564]...</cite> <quote>tl;dr PiOverlord lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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