Current Events > Man 99 Luftballoons (Red Balloons) is actually a really depressing song.

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UnfairRepresent
07/29/18 1:56:26 PM
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You see little girls singing it and doing cartwheels and dancing and stuff as a fun classic kids pop song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La4Dcd1aUcE" data-time="


But then the lyrics are about how people saw the balloons and were scared thinking it was an incoming air attack, the Government knew they were really just balloons but used the fear as an excuse to justify launching nukes anyway as a "counter-attack" because they are dicks.

Which in turn made the other nations launch their nukes so everyone launched nukes and destroyed the entire world until there was literally nothing left apart from 1 girl searching for any sign of civilazation left at all anywhere, she finds one balloon and lets it go.

Das fucked up.

You can tell it's German (no offense intended) American kids stuff wouldn't touch that.
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ehhwhatever
07/29/18 2:06:19 PM
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I thought people mistook the balloons as a UFO and it was all good because we realized we aren't the only ones in the universe.
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Zeeak4444
07/29/18 2:26:07 PM
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ehhwhatever posted...
I thought people mistook the balloons as a UFO and it was all good because we realized we aren't the only ones in the universe.


Nah it's about the Cold War. The songs theme is that we mistook a ballon for an attack and retaliated which in turn was retalitated by others.

It's a fantastic song though.
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frozenshock
07/29/18 2:28:03 PM
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I had a huge crush on her like 20 years ago.
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sktgamer_13dude
07/29/18 2:31:44 PM
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Semi-Charmed Life is about crystal meth and about how the guy wants to quit.
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tennisdude818
07/29/18 2:33:12 PM
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It also has a great cover.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-qfzH0vnOs" data-time="

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Muffinz0rz
07/29/18 2:38:11 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
American kids stuff wouldn't touch that.

Pumped Up Kicks?
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Choco
07/29/18 2:42:48 PM
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ASithLord7
07/29/18 2:43:57 PM
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Kids stuff? Its not a kids song...
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Manocheese
07/29/18 2:47:26 PM
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RIP Man 99
Died at the war shot up to 99 balloon bombs
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hockeybub89
07/29/18 2:49:45 PM
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UnfairRepresent
07/29/18 3:59:59 PM
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Zeeak4444 posted...
ehhwhatever posted...
I thought people mistook the balloons as a UFO and it was all good because we realized we aren't the only ones in the universe.


Nah it's about the Cold War. The songs theme is that we mistook a ballon for an attack and retaliated which in turn was retalitated by others.

It's a fantastic song though.

That's the English translation

In the German version they knew the balloons were balloons and attacked anyway
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pegusus123456
07/30/18 3:03:41 AM
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The original song doesn't actually mention nukes, it's just 99 years of war. The pilots shoot at the balloons (I think just to goof off) which the neighboring countries take offense to. The war ministers see an opportunity for spoils and it sets off a massive war.


If you have some time for me
Then I will sing a song for you
About ninety-nine balloons
On their way to the horizon
Do you think of me now?
Then I will sing a song for you
About ninety-nine balloons
And that such a thing comes from such a thing

[Verse 2]
Ninety-nine balloons
On their way to the horizon
Were taken for UFOs from space
Hence, a general sent
A squadron after them
To give the alarm
But there on the horizon
Were just ninety-nine balloons

[Verse 3]
Ninety-nine jet fighters
Each was a great warrior
Regarded themselves as Captain Kirk
There was a great display of fireworks
The neighbors didn't understand
And soon felt offended
Then they shot at the horizon
At ninety-nine balloons

[Verse 4]
Ninety-nine ministers of war
Matches and petrol canisters
Regarded themselves as clever people
Already on the scent of fat quarry
They shouted, "War," and wanted power
Man, who would have thought
That someday it would come this far
Because of ninety-nine balloons

[Bridge]
Because of ninety-nine balloons
Ninety-nine balloons

[Verse 5]
99 years of war
Left no place for winners
War ministers don't exist anymore
And not one jet
Today I stroll around
See the world in ruins
I've found a balloon
I think about you and let it fly

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Guerrilla Soldier
07/30/18 3:06:06 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
American kids stuff wouldn't touch that.

Pumped Up Kicks?

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Delirious_Beard
07/30/18 3:42:24 AM
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tennisdude818 posted...
It also has a great cover.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-qfzH0vnOs" data-time="


i remember this from the rocket power movie
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Guns_of_Verdun
07/30/18 3:55:06 AM
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Delirious_Beard posted...
tennisdude818 posted...
It also has a great cover.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-qfzH0vnOs" data-time="


i remember this from the rocket power movie

one of the verses is in german
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