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lww99
07/26/18 8:25:42 PM
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zKsqOYg

Both pics are about a year old, the light shading on the right is gone now.
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HotLap
07/26/18 8:26:59 PM
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Why the fuck did I click on this topic?
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Aye
07/26/18 8:28:15 PM
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How'd you get that?
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Kisai
07/26/18 8:28:25 PM
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How are you alive?
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thronedfire2
07/26/18 8:28:36 PM
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yeah hand scars tend to fade pretty easy because your hand skin cells are replenished so often

if that wasn't the case both my hands would just be covered in scars
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Uncle_Drew
07/26/18 8:30:46 PM
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Aye posted...
How'd you get that?

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voldothegr8
07/26/18 8:34:06 PM
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How can you make such a topic and not explain that nastiness?
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lww99
07/26/18 8:49:58 PM
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Uncle_Drew posted...
Aye posted...
How'd you get that?


SO

When my cousin, his gf, and I were living together, we were doing some spring cleaning.

My cousin doesn't cover shit when he microwaves it, so there's food crud all over the sides and ceiling of it. I was cleaning the microwave, and his GF suggested microwaving a Tupperware container of water for a few minutes. The steam will loosen up the crud, supposedly.

So I nuke it for like 4 minutes. She wasn't wrong, it did make the crud wipe right off. Then I go to pick up the container, very carefully. Grab it slowly with both hands, pick it up, and it loses all structural stability. Instantly classes in on itself, spilling boiling water and melted plastic all over my hand.

My skin didn't even have a chance to blister. I swatted my hand with my other to and get everything off of me, and my skin went with it. Gross af
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pikachupwnage
07/26/18 8:52:56 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
yeah hand scars tend to fade pretty easy because your hand skin cells are replenished so often

if that wasn't the case both my hands would just be covered in scars


Sounds about right.

I do have a faint scar on my hand though. Cut it really bad on a broken mirror as a toddler.
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Complete_Idi0t
07/26/18 8:54:05 PM
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Oh, it wasn't the ol hot coil challenge?
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Tappor
07/26/18 8:54:20 PM
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Holy fucking shit
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thronedfire2
07/26/18 8:54:34 PM
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pikachupwnage posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
yeah hand scars tend to fade pretty easy because your hand skin cells are replenished so often

if that wasn't the case both my hands would just be covered in scars


Sounds about right.

I do have a faint scar on my hand though. Cut it really bad on a broken mirror as a toddler.


yeah I still have a scar on each hand from ninja gaiden black making me punch my xbox controller multiple times
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Anteaterking
07/26/18 8:55:14 PM
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HotLap posted...
Why the fuck did I click on this topic?


I thought it was going to be a "sick burn" not an actual physical burn.
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Complete_Idi0t
07/26/18 8:56:25 PM
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Did the hospital give you any sweet nitrous oxide?
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NeuralLaxative
07/26/18 9:02:34 PM
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Thats nothing, fairly superficial.

i worked in the burn unit....Ive seen some shit
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Complete_Idi0t
07/26/18 9:03:55 PM
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NeuralLaxative posted...
Thats nothing, fairly superficial.

i worked in the burn unit....Ive seen some shit


Did you deal with the one where Trump called Kim Jong-Un "little rocket man"?
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Awesome
07/26/18 9:06:37 PM
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you want to hear why it healed perfectly like that?

its called uvb and uva rays.
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kingdrake2
07/26/18 9:10:04 PM
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Tappor posted...
Holy fucking shit


that's my thoughts exactly. i had a bad burn when i was 3. i touched a hot iron when it was on.
in the picture they took after the visit was a bandage covered hand.

this happened at my grandma's house in castro valley california i think.
i lived there off an on during my childhood for a few years.
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Uncle_Drew
07/26/18 9:10:31 PM
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lww99 posted...
Uncle_Drew posted...
Aye posted...
How'd you get that?


SO

When my cousin, his gf, and I were living together, we were doing some spring cleaning.

My cousin doesn't cover shit when he microwaves it, so there's food crud all over the sides and ceiling of it. I was cleaning the microwave, and his GF suggested microwaving a Tupperware container of water for a few minutes. The steam will loosen up the crud, supposedly.

So I nuke it for like 4 minutes. She wasn't wrong, it did make the crud wipe right off. Then I go to pick up the container, very carefully. Grab it slowly with both hands, pick it up, and it loses all structural stability. Instantly classes in on itself, spilling boiling water and melted plastic all over my hand.

My skin didn't even have a chance to blister. I swatted my hand with my other to and get everything off of me, and my skin went with it. Gross af

Damn that would freak me tf out seeing my skin come off like that!
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lww99
07/26/18 9:21:12 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
pikachupwnage posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
yeah hand scars tend to fade pretty easy because your hand skin cells are replenished so often

if that wasn't the case both my hands would just be covered in scars


Sounds about right.

I do have a faint scar on my hand though. Cut it really bad on a broken mirror as a toddler.


yeah I still have a scar on each hand from ninja gaiden black making me punch my xbox controller multiple times


Was it Alma? Did she hurt you?

Anyways, doctors prescribed me some cream. I think it was either Silver Sulfadine or Silver Nitrate.
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OpShaft
07/26/18 9:27:48 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
pikachupwnage posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
yeah hand scars tend to fade pretty easy because your hand skin cells are replenished so often

if that wasn't the case both my hands would just be covered in scars


Sounds about right.

I do have a faint scar on my hand though. Cut it really bad on a broken mirror as a toddler.


yeah I still have a scar on each hand from ninja gaiden black making me punch my xbox controller multiple times


I have a small scar on my pinky finger from my first fight. Beat his braces through his face and they cut me something fierce.
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thronedfire2
07/26/18 9:28:38 PM
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lww99 posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
pikachupwnage posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
yeah hand scars tend to fade pretty easy because your hand skin cells are replenished so often

if that wasn't the case both my hands would just be covered in scars


Sounds about right.

I do have a faint scar on my hand though. Cut it really bad on a broken mirror as a toddler.


yeah I still have a scar on each hand from ninja gaiden black making me punch my xbox controller multiple times


Was it Alma? Did she hurt you?

Anyways, doctors prescribed me some cream. I think it was either Silver Sulfadine or Silver Nitrate.


IIRC it was the skeleton dragon boss you fight in some cave maybe halfway through the game?

I hit the joystick right on my pinky knuckle on each hand and it took a chunk of skin out and left an indent >_>
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MasterOfSex
07/26/18 9:39:10 PM
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lww99 posted...
Uncle_Drew posted...
Aye posted...
How'd you get that?


SO

When my cousin, his gf, and I were living together, we were doing some spring cleaning.

My cousin doesn't cover shit when he microwaves it, so there's food crud all over the sides and ceiling of it. I was cleaning the microwave, and his GF suggested microwaving a Tupperware container of water for a few minutes. The steam will loosen up the crud, supposedly.

So I nuke it for like 4 minutes. She wasn't wrong, it did make the crud wipe right off. Then I go to pick up the container, very carefully. Grab it slowly with both hands, pick it up, and it loses all structural stability. Instantly classes in on itself, spilling boiling water and melted plastic all over my hand.

My skin didn't even have a chance to blister. I swatted my hand with my other to and get everything off of me, and my skin went with it. Gross af

god damn , did she give a free sex as an apology ? Because that stupid bitch better did
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Tappor
07/26/18 9:41:22 PM
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MasterOfSex posted...
god damn , did she give a free sex as an apology ? Because that stupid bitch better did

username does not check out
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lww99
07/26/18 10:12:53 PM
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Eh not totally her fault. I should have microwaved it in a bowl or something instead.
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Lost_All_Senses
07/26/18 10:15:44 PM
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I had a similar burn I posted here a year ago. Way smaller and on my lower leg tho tho. Give us a pick in a couple days when it looks way grosser
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lww99
07/27/18 12:00:34 PM
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a-c-a-b
07/27/18 12:06:37 PM
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Not what I was expecting. I'm kinda drunk and read the topic title as bum.
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Lost_All_Senses
07/27/18 12:07:51 PM
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I still have a pic if mine if you want to see it TC. I don't host images but I should start. I downloaded imgur then it immediately got outdated here >_<
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Darksaber310
07/27/18 12:08:14 PM
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30s to 1m is more than sufficient next time, with 100% less molecular disassembly.

Burn sucks though.
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lww99
07/27/18 12:08:47 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I still have a pic if mine if you want to see it TC. I don't host images but I should start. I downloaded imgur then it immediately got outdated here >_<


Share away!

Try IMGtc. You don't need an account or anything.
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Lost_All_Senses
07/27/18 12:12:41 PM
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ZgIKT2Z

That was easy
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lww99
07/27/18 12:26:48 PM
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Lost_All_Senses
07/27/18 12:45:20 PM
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lww99 posted...
Story time?


I was drunk so I only have what people told me. Which was that I layed on a mattress thrown into a bonfire. Knowing me I took that information at face value. I have a concerning lack of fear of fire when drunk. This was the moment that hit me. First time I had absolutely no memory of playing with fire. Luckily I drink on rare occasions (even rarer around fires) and it hasn't claimed me harder.
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lww99
07/27/18 1:14:16 PM
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Damn, so was the material of the mattress stuck to your leg or anything?
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Lost_All_Senses
07/27/18 2:14:32 PM
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lww99 posted...
Damn, so was the material of the mattress stuck to your leg or anything?


You're underestimating how little I remember. Some reason I wasn't interested in the details at the time. Im anti social the morning after drinking
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BlueJester007
07/27/18 2:15:53 PM
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Bah. Ever been shot with a 45?
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Lost_All_Senses
07/27/18 2:17:54 PM
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BlueJester007 posted...
Bah. Ever been shot with a 45?


Ever had a conversation you didn't turn into a competition?

Nevertheless Im interested. Sup
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SSJGrimReaper
07/27/18 2:22:02 PM
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you can't blame that on oreo pupper
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lww99
07/27/18 2:22:51 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
you can't blame that on oreo pupper


Years before she was born!

Also, Oreo Pupper stands no chance against zip ties
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BlueJester007
07/27/18 2:25:23 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
BlueJester007 posted...
Bah. Ever been shot with a 45?


Ever had a conversation you didn't turn into a competition?

Nevertheless Im interested. Sup


Ever been shot with a 45?
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SSJGrimReaper
07/27/18 2:30:08 PM
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BlueJester007 posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
BlueJester007 posted...
Bah. Ever been shot with a 45?


Ever had a conversation you didn't turn into a competition?

Nevertheless Im interested. Sup


Ever been shot with a 45?

Ever been shot with a 45?
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Lost_All_Senses
07/27/18 2:30:34 PM
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BlueJester007 posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
BlueJester007 posted...
Bah. Ever been shot with a 45?


Ever had a conversation you didn't turn into a competition?

Nevertheless Im interested. Sup


Ever been shot with a 45?


Only in the side of my brain that processes emotions properly
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lww99
07/27/18 2:31:06 PM
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BlueJester007
07/27/18 2:31:09 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
BlueJester007 posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
BlueJester007 posted...
Bah. Ever been shot with a 45?


Ever had a conversation you didn't turn into a competition?

Nevertheless Im interested. Sup


Ever been shot with a 45?

Ever been shot with a 45?

Ever been shot with a 45?
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Complete_Idi0t
07/27/18 5:34:28 PM
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One time someone threw a 45rpm single right at me
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